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    Cally
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    Okay so this sucks... Im horny.. its been over two months... and umm... yea im horny...

    I wanna play with my vibe but im in a house with like 10 other people and my vibe is loud and the guy who owns the house.. his 16 year old son is in the room next to me .. and yea it sucks

    Just had to rant...

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    I never use a vibe! Due to having been in shared dorm rooms in hostels frequently enough I have learnt that a well placed pillow can do wonders!

    Either that or use your hands.... Hands don't require batteries... Hands are always there, ready and available... and I know my hands never fail to disappoint me


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    I've screwed myself I think; I never practiced much with my hands, always used vibes, so I can't get myself off at ALL with just my hands!

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    ^^^ Me neither!

    Cally, maybe take your vibe to a cheap motel for one night? Or pick up some random stranger!

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    eh... I have a large, lovely collection of toys, but I don't really use them.... they're just decoration! lol.

    hands are just easier. The real thing is totally prefered.

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    3 Words: Craigslist Casual Encounters

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    while I perfer my vibe...in a pinch, hands will do the job. Quietly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glamazon View Post
    3 Words: Craigslist Casual Encounters
    LOL! Isn't that how you got pregnant!?




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    You just need to find a nice, clean, single, respectful sexy guy (or gal) who also wants fun sex and not a relationship. Should be plenty of candidates, after all you are not in a committed relationship. Why is that so hard to do? (Like I should talk.)
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    Haha. That 16 year old guy is the envy of all his friends.

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    Heh. Two words. Loud music
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    Hands are good. I got myself off in a dirty hostel surrounded by 30 drunk guys, and no one noticed. Practice!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lola Lee View Post
    LOL! Isn't that how you got pregnant!?
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    Haha. I've gotten myself off sitting in class before. Just be creative!

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    LoL my hands dont do anything for me I've tried many many many MANY times *sigh*

    I tried the pillow.. was still too loud... even some music... fuck the rabbit is loud... I gotta go get me a quieter vibe damnit!

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    Stuff a bunch of comforters ontop of it? Might overheat though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lola Lee View Post
    LOL! Isn't that how you got pregnant!?
    Well, indirectly!!

    Yeah, but that is how I met Boyfriend and accidentally fell in love!

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    oh that sucks so bad. *in the beginning there were hands ..* but i think i'm so used to my vibe that i can't just use my hands anymore, it's kinda sad .. i guess in an emergency tho i could figure it out!

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    If you have a space heater, that's a great sound blocker. Or just say you were using your epilator haha it sounds exactly like a vibe...

    I really like the Hitachi magic wand. It's pretty loud, but it good for getting yourself off quickly. The rabbit broke on me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glamazon View Post
    Well, indirectly!!

    Yeah, but that is how I met Boyfriend and accidentally fell in love!
    Off of Craigslist CE? That is excellent; do share!

    "Mommy was looking to hook up one night and when daddy read 'SWF seeks M, 25-40, for NSA good time' he knew he'd found a special lady!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward View Post
    Off of Craigslist CE? That is excellent; do share!

    "Mommy was looking to hook up one night and when daddy read 'SWF seeks M, 25-40, for NSA good time' he knew he'd found a special lady!"
    Yeah, that's pretty much how it went. I was looking for a "good time" and posted an ad. I got about 50 replies in some 20 minutes or so and took the ad down so I could sift thru the replies. I ended up choosing him because he didn't live in Phoenix, and I wanted something truly NSA...well, we had fun the first night and ended up having a second night. (Oh and in case anyone is wondering, we were using protection until after we had the monogamy talk.) Then he went back to California...we emailed back and forth and then about a month later, I went to San Francisco for 10 days stayed a weekend with him. We've talked every single day since then and haven't gone longer than 6 weeks (well, by the next time I see him) without seeing each other. He's pretty much wanted me to move up there since we have been BF/GF. We've been "official" since September 5, pregnant since Thanksgiving weekend!

    (Sorry about the threadjack!)

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    Learn to use your hands. It may take a while since you're used to using a vibe, but it's worth it. As GCG said they're always there
    Fools laugh at others. Wisdom laughs at itself...Osho

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    :sigh: I wish I was horny stupid libido I got none, well maybe cause I'm pissed at my husband too right now but I just don't get horny.


    I hope you get to release your horniness

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    Have you ever used the bathtub?? In the past when on vacation or in a situation with little privacy i tell everyone im taking a bath... Then i start it let it fill up a few inches then get in, lay on my back with my legs up on the wall (the faucet in between them) and just let the water do the work. Seriously some mind blowing orgasms. If you have a jacuzzi available the jets work the same way. (I use my bfs all the time) Good luck and happy orgasms!



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    Quote Originally Posted by MishaBliss View Post
    Learn to use your hands. It may take a while since you're used to using a vibe, but it's worth it. As GCG said they're always there
    I've been a do it herselfer ever since I started...it's amazing the times and places that you can pull it off with nobody noticing!

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