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    My 4 yr old is always saying some funny stuff and this was one of my favso I want to share, if you have a funny one put it up, I love hearing funny things




    My mom: "Ooops I did a weepa (her cute word for fart) I'm sorry"

    ELijah: "It's ok grandma"

    My mom: "well yeah cause everyone does weepas you know"

    ELijah: :with a weird face: "what?"

    My mom: "Yeah I do weepas, mommy does weeapas, daddy does weppas, Julian does weepas, you do weepas, grandma Oma (his other grandma) does weepas"

    ELijah; :Loud as he could with this pissed off face: "She does no such thing! Grandma Oma is a LADY!"

    I swear I had tears coming down my face...

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    That is so cute!

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    my 3 yr.old girls response to somebodys B.O. in line at Pic N Save..in the loudest high pitched nose pinching voice.." Mommy somebody really really STINKS!" Poor me. lol

    In Ruby Tuesday on my birthday dinner,2 days after azaia was born,she was fussing,getting hungry. My 3 yr. old said
    "Mommy zaia wants your boobies milk!" Haha Luckily it was a table of ladies next to us,who understood...
    I love that girl...always something to say. hehe

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    My friend Rachel has a 3 year old daughter that loved to play with her chicken cutlets (silicone push up pads for your bra). Well anyway, she had this hot guy over and her daughter brought them out and said, "look mama, it's your titty!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by LatinaRose View Post
    My friend Rachel has a 3 year old daughter that loved to play with her chicken cutlets (silicone push up pads for your bra). Well anyway, she had this hot guy over and her daughter brought them out and said, "look mama, it's your titty!"
    LOL!!!!



    Because there ain't no tits on the radio

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    hahaha

    My 4 yr old once in Walmart was walking next to me and Julian my youngest one was crying and Elijah said pretty loud "mommy he wants your boobies" I said "honey keep your voice down, we aren't home you know" so he looked at a lady and in a really low voice said "he loves my moms boobs"


    lol

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    That is so funny!
    I'm confused, but the Chewbacca Truffle Shuffle cleared it up. - Emily

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    awww! kids are so precious

    I want one.

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    high heel lover that last story was hilarious. I really needed that laugh.. thank you



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