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    Tonight I was dancing on stage, and this guy lay $3 in tipping dollars down on the stage. I crawled over to him to pick it up, and as I went to take it, he snatched it back and said, "No, you have to BEG for it."

    WTF

    I was like, "Excuse me, but I am NOT going to beg for three fucking dollars! How hard up for cash do you think I am you fucking jerk" I lost it at him.

    Gaaah! Some men are morons. I'm not going to 'beg' for any amount of money. ESPECIALLY not $3!


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    Haha $3. That made me laugh.

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    Oh fuck that! I had a dude tell me once, "man I wanna see you WORK it" I just smiled at him and said, "for a $1 baby all you're gonna see if me smile and shimmy. If you want to see me work, you need to drop some $$$, alot more than a dollar" That's when he dropped like $40-$50. And tha'ts when I started to DANCE lol..







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    I wonder what he had to do for the $3

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darcy Foxx View Post
    Tonight I was dancing on stage, and this guy lay $3 in tipping dollars down on the stage. I crawled over to him to pick it up, and as I went to take it, he snatched it back and said, "No, you have to BEG for it."

    WTF

    I was like, "Excuse me, but I am NOT going to beg for three fucking dollars! How hard up for cash do you think I am you fucking jerk" I lost it at him.

    Gaaah! Some men are morons. I'm not going to 'beg' for any amount of money. ESPECIALLY not $3!

    What did he do/say when you said that? I can imagine his shock. Some men...I see why they are in the SC







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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily View Post
    I wonder what he had to do for the $3
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    Ugh, how obnoxious is that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cinammonkisses View Post
    What did he do/say when you said that? I can imagine his shock. Some men...I see why they are in the SC
    He glared at me and put his money away. Later on in the lapdancing room, another girl and I were in the middle of a dance with another customer, and he sauntered on over to ask us (while we were CLEARLY dancing with someone else), "So, what would you girls do to me for three hundred dollars?" I was like "Whoah! A whole three hundred dollars?! Gosh for a huge amount of money like that, I think we'd both have anal sex with you right here right now!" The way he was standing there was like he was suggesting we should be honoured to have him offer us $300. Then he got into a fight with some other guy and got kicked out.

    He was one of the most arrogant little fucks I've ever encountered in this club.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darcy Foxx View Post
    He glared at me and put his money away. Later on in the lapdancing room, another girl and I were in the middle of a dance with another customer, and he sauntered on over to ask us (while we were CLEARLY dancing with someone else), "So, what would you girls do to me for three hundred dollars?" I was like "Whoah! A whole three hundred dollars?! Gosh for a huge amount of money like that, I think we'd both have anal sex with you right here right now!" The way he was standing there was like he was suggesting we should be honoured to have him offer us $300. Then he got into a fight with some other guy and got kicked out.

    He was one of the most arrogant little fucks I've ever encountered in this club.
    15 lap dances, of course.

    Haha. Guys like that are funny. In that....you poor thing sort of way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darcy Foxx View Post
    "So, what would you girls do to me for three hundred dollars?" I was like "Whoah! A whole three hundred dollars?! Gosh for a huge amount of money like that, I think we'd both have anal sex with you right here right now!"
    You should have told him you have a strapon that would be perfect for him.

    This reminds me of the fucking guy in my club last night, that kept clutching his dollar until the dancer would show him her pussy. I just posted about it in another thread. If I can, my favorite thing to do is go tip the dancer right in front of them so they look like an even bigger asshole, which is what I did last night.
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    Wow..300 whole dollars?? I'd lobotomize him with a dirty needle so he'd be smarter...that'd be worth the cash!
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    When a guy told me to work it, I rolled my eyes and said, "Sit, stay, beg."

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    Assmunch. I HATE being told what to do by customers. And for $3...wtf?
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    wtf? do they think we look poor or something??

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    Oh fuck that! I won't take shit from guys like that, I don't need the money that bad. Good for you for telling him what an ass he was!

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    I usually start laughing when guys try to tell me what to do.
    You handled it just fine, Darcy. I like how you're all agressive with the idiots these days.

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    Darcy has balls!!! GO GIRL!! I love this new you!

    Those who give me attitude about tipping.... I just ignore. Seriously. I don't even say anything to them. I smile at them and keep going like what they said didn't even register with me. This is the best come-back.

    Oh I also look over them and past them and to other stage-side customers if they give me attitude.

    I like Djoser's response about the strap on. "I have a strap on I was saving out back to use on a friend later tonight yet I can easily use it on you for that amount of money" or "I have a strap on out back that is screaming to be used and I would love to use it on you"

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    Ha, Ive had that happen before too, these type of people make me laugh. Wtf sort of response do they expect?!
    Another dancer came up with a line I like, "You look like you need that money far more than I do." I dont know that im sweet enough to use that one though (-:

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    Good on ya darcy!

    As most of you know I love the pole and I don't need any encouragement to do pole tricks. However the other week a guy waved a $5 after I had been doing some good tricks and I went down to get it and he snatched it away and his friend said "Get up that pole again and he will give it to you".
    As soon as I am told to do something instead of asked I will do just the opposite. I stayed away from the pole and him for the rest of my table set.

    Another recent incident was I approached a guy on the table to see if he wanted a table dance and he said "flash something so I can see if I want a dance" - I just stood up and went across the other side of the table.
    Flash something? This aint try before u buy fucktard.

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    Your self dignity is a bit more than three dollars.

    Dance for three dollars? Sure. Give a little extra 5-10 second attention? Sure. Beg? Hah. No.
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    oh..... i might have kicked him in the jaw

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    I just don't get it, guys tell me all the time, "Oh, I know how strippers are, you make so much money." and then in the next breathe, offer me a few hundred for a fuck. And I am always puzzled like if you think I am pulling down a grand a night, why the hell would I fuck you for $300?

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    When a guy tips me rdely, I give the money back.

    "boy, I can tell you need that dollar FAR more then me!"

    say it really loudly too

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    I just let their money fall on the floor and walk away. Sometimes they'll pick it up and throw it at me, and I still just ignore them. Depending on where the money lands I'll kick it out of my way. There are always other customers

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    Prime candidate for a drink spilled in lap.

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