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    This chick cut off a chunk of her CLIT!!! .. fucking hilarious

    From a sex column called 'Savage Love' by Dan Savage ..

    Q: I had a mishap this morning. While trimming my pubes I accidentally trimmed off a chunk of clit. My concern is regarding the healing process. Is it going to heal normally? What are my risks of infection? Do you think that the scar tissue will affect the feeling? I'm concerned about this affecting my sex life. Any suggestions and recommendations would be greatly appreciated. -Chunk Lost in Trim


    A: You trimmed off a chunk of your clit? A chunk? Jesus Christ, CLIT, what are you using to trim your pubes? A riding lawnmower? And, like, excuse me, but your first impulse after carving off a chunk of your clit was to send me a letter? If my clit was lighter by a chunk and bleeding like crazy, CLIT, my first impulse wouldn't be to dash to the computer to send an e-mail to some fag who writes a sex advice column. I WOULD GO SEE MY FUCKING GYNECOLOGIST! You may be at risk of infection; you may lose some sensation if scar tissue builds up; it may affect your sex life--but only a doctor can examine what's left of your clit, look for any signs of deadly clit-eating bacteria, and offer you the medical and/or surgical interventions you may require.

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    Default Re: This chick cut off a chunk of her CLIT!!! .. fucking hilarious

    oh.my.god. that had to have hurt soooo bad. I can't imagine being casual about that either. If i had sliced off a chunk I'd be a freakin mess. You'd have to take me to the hospital.
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    Default Re: This chick cut off a chunk of her CLIT!!! .. fucking hilarious

    She probably nicked it and overreacted and decided to use flavorful adjectives to describe it so her question would be answered.

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    ouch!

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    My guy friend had an ex-girlfriend who apparently did that. This letter sounds like b.s. from a male. A "chunk" of clit is most of it, as most clits are pretty small. Think of all the nerve endings there though, it would probably bleed for a while too. Ouch..

    goes to give her clit some hugs and kisses

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    Ouch, eww, NO!
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    Default Re: This chick cut off a chunk of her CLIT!!! .. fucking hilarious

    ^^Either that or the person is really not up on her anatomy and doesn't really know what a clit is.


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    Default Re: This chick cut off a chunk of her CLIT!!! .. fucking hilarious

    I think the worst damage I've done was zippering my labia into my jeans. OW. But a chunk of one's clit? Yikes.

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    It could happen. I could totally see myself nicking my clit while shaving/trimming. OUCH!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rozz View Post
    I think the worst damage I've done was zippering my labia into my jeans. OW. But a chunk of one's clit? Yikes.
    Ouch! Hahaha.....there's something about rozz!

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    although funny, I think it is fake!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mild2wild View Post
    although funny, I think it is fake!
    I concur.

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    Default Re: This chick cut off a chunk of her CLIT!!! .. fucking hilarious

    Bwuhahahaha, this has to be fake.

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    I have no clue if it's genuine or not, I just recieved the link in an e-mail and couldn't believe what I was reading! ..

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    Default Re: This chick cut off a chunk of her CLIT!!! .. fucking hilarious

    the heading made me laugh so hard... I mean how deep was this person trying to shave... they must have been pressing super hard, to make a "chunk" fall off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paris View Post
    ^^Either that or the person is really not up on her anatomy and doesn't really know what a clit is.
    That was my guess.


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    One more reason for laser hair removal...

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    Default Re: This chick cut off a chunk of her CLIT!!! .. fucking hilarious

    I sure hope this chick meant she nicked her clit HOOD. I sure as hell don't pull my hood back while shaving...who the fuck would do that?? I'm guessing homegirl doesn't know her own anatomy very well.
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    Default Re: This chick cut off a chunk of her CLIT!!! .. fucking hilarious

    Ok... um... I'm going with "made-up for the sake of sensationalism" on this one. Just doesn't sound like a letter written from a girl that this ACTUALLY happened to.

    On top of it all... and this seems to answer the question of the use of the word "chunk".... didn't anyone notice it's signed "Chunk Lost In Trim"...or "C L I T"...?? In a failed attempt to be funny, imo, the writer needed a word that started with the letter C to finish their cute little acronym. :rolls eyes:
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