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    You could tell them every night that you have no idea and you won't know til 3:15. If you stick to that and never tell them til 3:15 then no one will ask til then.

    Another idea, tell them all that they're going to be last, but that they can buy their way out of it for an extra ten bucks. Make yourself some extra money.

    In my club, chances are great that I'll be up last or close to last, simply because so many girls leave early and not many are really left at the end.

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    Thanks Carolina. If I am busy or stressed (this club is very high-stress) I just don't bother answering them, or I'll wave them off, or if there's time just tell them to check back later. They are starting to figure out not to push it with me, lol. I can usually figure it out by 3:30, or earlier if it's not too busy.

    Your suggestion that I tell them they are all last is diabolically clever, I fucking love it!

    But I'm not allowed to even remind a girl to tip me if she forgets, I'd get into serious trouble if I tried gouging them for money, and summarily fired if I kept it up. This can be a pain in the ass if they 'forget', lol--but then I can 'forget' what music they like the next night, too, if I felt I was being disrespected. The vast majority tip me really well, so it's not a problem.

    If your expression in the avatar is any indication of your personality, I'll bet you put on a hell of a show, and would 'end the night in style', every time.
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    NEXT to closing used to be reserved for the star. The closing act was always the most junior performer. Perhaps some of that stigma remains.

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    New policy. The one who's first to ask is last to dance.

    -Ev

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    LOL, I like that--but it won't work.

    The club I work in spoils the dancers pretty thoroughly--which I like even if it sometimes causes difficulty. If I switched the schedule around to fuck with them right back it would get me into trouble for sure, lol...

    I think the only thing I can do is make as big a fuss as possible over the talented, special ones who voluntarily agree to be last dancer, since it's the way I like to do it anyway.

    BTW, I have never heard of making the next-to-last dancer the special one, in all my eight years as a DJ, or the years previous as a customer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post

    Come to think of it, I might start trying to get the better looking ones who really like the stage to be last (voluntarily, of course), just to defuse the problem to some extent.

    LOL. I'm the opposite, I try to charm the DJ into switching the rotation so i WILL be last at the end of the night! I don't even know why; I guess it just helps me wind down...in our club, by the very end of the night people are either getting LDs in the back or sitting at the tables waiting for the rest of their friends to come back so they can leave; no one's at the stage right before closing, so it's like I'm in my own little world dancing by myself when I'm last. Kind of peaceful actually. Maybe I'm weird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    BTW, I have never heard of making the next-to-last dancer the special one, in all my eight years as a DJ, or the years previous as a customer.
    Eight years--not anywhere NEAR long enough. This was back in the days of burlesque and burlesque, before I was born. The twenties and thirties of the twentieth century.

    The star turn was next to closing, and the last act was the one that got blown off as everyone got ready to leave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Picaresque View Post
    LOL. I'm the opposite, I try to charm the DJ into switching the rotation so i WILL be last at the end of the night!
    ...Maybe I'm weird.
    I need more weird dancers. You should come down here, ASAP, lol.

    Except usually there's still a bunch of guys tipping, so your peaceful end of the night ritual would get interrupted by people trying to give you money.

    I understand, though--and I like your style.
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    It always sucks being the last dancer onstage at the end of the night because I lose that last $20 for the last song but I never complain because I know someone's got to do it and in that night, it happens to be me. I look at it as a hazard of the job. Of course, if I'm making enough money I can always approach the DJ and tip him well to keep me offstage and there's never a problem.

    Money talks, bullshit runs the marathon.

    One effective way my Dj has brought to my attentoin that I cannot be late or skip sts is when he told me that mgmt is breathing down his neck about stage sets. I go up accordingly because I like my Dj and don't want any trouble for either of us.

    So 'nuff said------------money talks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    I need more weird dancers. You should come down here, ASAP, lol.
    I just did! LOL. I was actually in Key West last week, and really wanted to work a few nights somewhere...but I was visiting uber-conservative relatives, didn't have a car and couldn't think of a good excuse to get away on my own for a few (late) nights. Bah.

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