Of course, the, ahem, climax of this will be the good ol' prostate exam. Even if the Dr.-- he's my new GP, so this will be our first date--makes a break-the-tension joke just before this part of the physical, I'm going to resist the urge to join in. Nope. This is deadly serious business, doctor. And besides, sir, you are invading my most-private area. I fail, utterly fail, to see any humor in this.
P.S. If anybody wants to take bets on my lab results, I can post these when they come in.



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