Condom machines in the bathroom.





Condom machines in the bathroom.
Ron Jeremy, apparently.
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Originally Posted by Mia M





^^^ haha that's a good one.
Hmmmm let me think......
A pool table or other similar distraction from the dancers.
Porn to be played on the tv (yes on sat night it is).





I saw that at my old club... I thought it was so tacky. D:
It was ONLY in the ladies' room too...
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success





Time-wasters (those there to drink only)
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Pimps
Drugs
Ditto on the Condom machines
Pool tables
Skanky dancers
Some Douchebag: "[Pimp C] 12:43 am: its true we got to stick together the black people on SW CK you is teh condoleeza of SW"
Bad managers
lazy waitreses
bouncers who do nothing and deserve tips
cranky dj's - some can be crankier than dancers!





Waitresses who give patrons their numbers or otherwise come on to them.
An article on the dressing room door claiming that sexual touching during lap dances is NOT illegal <-- yes, this happened, and what kind of message does that send?
Please don't lick me, it tickles..





Microphones in the dressing rooms. (I've worked in a place that had that to compliment the cameras.)





A sign in the dressing room admonishing us to be nice to the asshole nontippers and give them attention cause hey, they're making money for the bar!![]()
-Oh wait, yup, we got that.





Once I worked at a club that had a sign 'Do not let anything out of the toilet'.
o.O;
I worked there one night.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
writing on the wall that claimed which girl was a whore <-- written by the owner himself.. CLASSY
Please don't lick me, it tickles..
trannies
My ex boyfriend.
Why not the condoms? I mean if the guys go in and see you get all turned on and then want to go home and well do their partner and don't have condoms on them or no store is open then they can get it there.
Why not a pool table? the one I go to has one and when the bar is too full and we can't get a spot then hubby and I go play a round of pool till a space is made![]()





Well, I wouldn't mind the pool tables if people didn't use them to mooch a free show. We have two tables with an excellent view of both stages. People will come in, buy one cheap beer, and sloooooowly play a game of pool while they drool at the dancers. And condom machines... just no. Lotsa guys already come in with the wrong idea about what a strip club is. We don't want to make it worse by having sexual tools right in their faces!
But I understand your confusion, because the problems with these things are hard to understand unless you're dancing (aka dealing with them all of the time).
Oh. Ok got ya.
Well I go to view and to drink, I never saw it as just to go for the girls, SORRY!But when I go I tip well and I play a round of pool cause I don't get to go out often, I'm a mom and have no friends lol I'm a looser!
What I do have a problem with is rude bartenders, my regular one leftand this new one, I can be wrong maybe she ws too busy but she didn't treat the guys like me, she was kinda pushy and rude. I like having a good time, I don't like to be rushed and she kept asking "what are you having?" I said "I'm not sure yet, I'll let you know" she rolled her eyes but then one of my fav dancer came on and then she saw me waved and came off stage after and gave me a hug and a kiss, she's so sweet, then she kept telling my husband I needed a dance, I wsa going to get one but this other guy kept yappin at her and we had to leave
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Wow sorry for the novel lol





Hey, you sound totally fine as a customer. You're tipping us for doing our job, after all. The ones that bug me are the ones who gawk at us, but feel that since they're not a the rail they don't need to acknowledge our work with a tip. I've found that a lot of these guys are so clueless that they think we make an hourly wage.
Don't worry babe, I think you're probably doing just fine. Playing pool is awesome if you don't use it as a pass to sample the wares for free!
As for rude bartenders, some are jaded and don't like female customers, just like some dancers don't.
Oh well I don't go alone, I go with my husband lol I get a kick out of tipping lol so I am the one always smiling and waving lol plus my husband was a bartender so he's real generous about tiping them but htis one I told him she was rude and he said "she's probably tired honey give her a break" so we balance each other out![]()
Well you gal keep doing what ya doing and like I said before some day we (hubby and I) will own a nice club that looks out for the employees not just the customers![]()




Drugs.
Lame ass strippers: this includes drug addicts, women with consistently bad attitudes, violent women and extras girls.
Fatty food in the dressing room.
Worn out/stained LD couches. (YUCK, bad message)
Champagne rooms that are totally cut off from the rest of the club (they should be monitored by someone).
Weapons.
Slot machines do not belong in a strip club





Signs that say, "Prevent spreading HIV! Don't use dirty needles or come into contact with sexual fluids". Yes, we have those all over our club. Like someone who was prone to that type of behavior would see that sign and suddenly think, holy shit-I need to stop doing this!![]()
Extras girls and the managers who won't fire them.
Men coming into the club looking for blowjobs, sex, etc.
Crazy dancers who cause drama and make everyone's lives miserable-this also includes strung out dancers.
Time wasters and non-tippers.
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