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    My super-great customer's birthday is this weekend and he wants to spend it with me. He's terrific, and I'd like to do something nice and make it special. Any suggestions? If your fave stripper made you cupcakes would that be cool or over-the-top?

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    Lol. I was about to post - "you know what he would appreciate MORE than cupcakes..."
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    Yeah, yeah. I know what would make his birthday *really* special, but I'm afraid I don't like any of my customers quite that much.

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    Cupcakes would be cool.

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    Yeah, I thought of this, but he's coming to see me on Saturday night, and if history is any precedent, will want to hang out for a biggish chunk of my shift, so giving that time away would actually be a *very* expensive gift. Hence, cupcakes. Although as a matter of fact he's on a pretty restrictive diet, so baked goods aren't the best options either. Puzzling. Maybe I'll let him keep my thong...

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    What kind of diet?
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    Something weight loss-oriented and low-calorie, I believe.

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    i think even one free dance would make him happy... and i'm almost sure he'd pay you anyway... seeing that he wants to spend his birthday with you, i'd say he's pretty stricken!

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    One of the nicest gifts I ever got from a dancer was a picture of her. It depends on the customer, though -- for guys who can't keep a woman's picture around something edible might have to do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corgan View Post
    i think even one free dance would make him happy... and i'm almost sure he'd pay you anyway... seeing that he wants to spend his birthday with you, i'd say he's pretty stricken!

    He pays me for time, rather than by the dance, so all the dances are "free."

    One of the nicest gifts I ever got from a dancer was a picture of her. It depends on the customer, though -- for guys who can't keep a woman's picture around something edible might have to do.
    A picture, huh? I thought about that, but it seems kinda conceited. "Here's the coolest thing I can give you...an image of my hot self." I dunno. If you say you liked it....

    Anybody else like the picture idea?

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    i like it.

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    or a cd of a fav band of his he will impressed you remberd.

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    You could feed him sugar-free frosting off your ass! Or stick a candle between your boobs and sing "Happy Birthday."

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    I think the cup cakes would be a nice gesture. Miss D brought in a birthday cake and ice cream for me year before last which I thought was nice. The cake was store bought but she had to go to some effort and expense to get it. Considering her culinary skills peak out at pressing buttons on the microwave, it was just as well.

    You should do it.

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    Cupcake crew holla!
    lol but yeah id love to get cupcakes....

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    Think of the restaurants that have all the staff surround a table, sing happy birthday, and present the customer with a cupcake with a candle on it or something.

    You could enlist some of the other dancers (maybe you would have to tip them?), sing happy birthday, and give him the ---- what? A cupcake with lo-calorie frosting? A favorite drink? Club soda has no calories, diet tonic has no calories, diet sprite, diet coke, etc., so the only calories are the liquor, and one shot is not that much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xoxoGracexoxo View Post
    A picture, huh? I thought about that, but it seems kinda conceited. "Here's the coolest thing I can give you...an image of my hot self." I dunno. If you say you liked it....

    Anybody else like the picture idea?
    I like it. In 1983 a dancer gave me a picture of herself as a Christmas gift, and I've still got that picture.

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    I think u should sign something like your thong or a garter and give him that. Or otherwise a photo with a kiss mark on it and signature.

    You could always get him some chocolates - even if on restricted diet, it's his bday he could have a treat and share them with u!

    You could make cupcakes like u said and put something cute on them like icing kisses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward View Post
    You could feed him sugar-free frosting off your ass! Or stick a candle between your boobs and sing "Happy Birthday."
    Dude, Susan, I said NO EXTRAS.

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    Fuck, sorry, Grace. I forgot that frosting feeding wasn't the norm down there.

    I don't know; if a guy's alone in a stripclub on his birthday, a little fuss seems really nice. It's what I would want. Unless he wants to forget about it altogether. Maybe you can get his favorite song played while you dance for him courtesy of a cooperative dancer and DJ?

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    A card with a short note would be great - anything else would be icing on the butt (I mean, icing on the cake). It shows you were thinking about him on your own time. If you're not sure about his diet, get him some tofu jerky

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    Roller derby bout tickets for this coming Sunday? I know I'd be grateful.

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    I'm not so hot on the pic idea. Is he married by chance?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward View Post
    Fuck, sorry, Grace. I forgot that frosting feeding wasn't the norm down there.
    I mean, other girls do it, but I've got my standards, ya know?

    I think a couple of low-calorie cupcakes and a souveneir thong will do appropriate honor to the occasion. And, no, according to him, he's not married.

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    A sweet card, a tin of cupcakes and the panties sounds cute and appropriate

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    OK, Grace. Tell us what you decided to do. PLEEEEAAAAAASE?

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