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    First time being drunk story

    Ok, so when was the first time you got drunk? your story?

    Ive drank a few beer sips when i was younger, but when i was 15, my dad was already a bit drunk watching football on the couch. my dad asked me if i'd like to join. of course i thought "wow my dads gonna let me drink? YEAH!" so we watched the raiders as we drank plenty glasses of grapefruit juice n vodka. after a while, things got spinny. i never felt like this before! iwas saying things i couldnt control. n i started apoligzing to my dad for being a bad kid sometimes, n he just said "oh its okay, cmon i still loooove ya.." we were being looud, and my mom woke up from her nap. she was upset that we were both drunk, talking nonsense. we went to her room n bugged her, all drunk, n shes like "ugh get out!" we ran out of grapefruit juice n vodka, so my dad said in a slur "bust out the wine!" so we drank this red wine that was in the cabinent.

    my little sisters friends happened to be over that day, but there were in her room the whole time. they came out, trying to leave the home(i guess they were going to a park or something) n i dont really remeber but my little sister said i kept trying to "stop" them from leaving..like my drunk self kept getting in the way of them on purpose. (they most of thought it was weird...going to yer friends house, n seeing her dad n daughter drunk and bugging you). then i dont remember much.

    when i woke up i was in my bed, feeling like crap. i immedality went to the toilet, n i spent from 9pm-3am there, puking every 20 mins or so. i guess i passed out or something?

    my little sister said, "yeah when my friends left, i asked you why you drank so much. then you lifted up your arms like 'i dont know?', shrugged, n then fell back n passed out!"

    of course i had a bad hangover the next day, so i couldnt go to school.

    (anyways thats my story - way too long sorry!) LOL
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    I broke up with my boyfriend and was worried that I'd never find anyone ever again. So, being the smart girl I am, I decided that being drunk was a good solution. I'd been tipsy before, but not drunk. I was still living at home and the only alcohol available was gin. Cheap gin. Awful cheap gin.

    So I mixed it with grape juice and proceeded to drink up. A lot. I was watching sad romantic movies and being a sad, pathetic wobbly drunk. Then I decided I was hungry and that toasting almonds was a good idea. I preheated and put the almonds in the oven. In a few minutes, I had yummy almonds... and a nasty burn on my hand because I forgot that things coming out of an oven are usually hot.

    I eventually passed out on the couch as my mother was telling me that I was disappointing her with my behavior. Oh, memories.

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    i had been tipsy before, but the first time i was drunk drunk was when i tried absinthe.
    Started the night off at a tame lil house party sipping some bacardi breezers, before i know it im trying to scramble into the money slot of the 24 hr garage because someone was "trying to shoot me", and winning a most naked competition before falling asleep on someones floor with nothing but a cushion under my feet.
    fun times...
    but yeah i havent actually drank for a while, i dont like putting myself in stupid risky situations like that

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    ah... those days...

    i was 15. i told my mother i was 'babysitting' with my evil friend, we'll call her V (not SW V). we went with her older sister to this super busted local niteclub. the older sister's bf was the bartender, so he was making us *pints* of vodka, lime and lemonade for $2. (yes, a lot of illegal activity going on, on all fronts)

    yikes. easy to drink... dangerous.

    so, yeah, i danced in a cage ... and snogged an 18 year old in the corner... he was so yucky!! but yanno, a few drinks under my belt as a teenager and it was all on.... sigh. ps. i was wearing dark green jeans and a bodysuit! awesome!!!!

    we got home at about 3am and it was the first time the room ever spun... my head hit the pillow and i was out cold.

    i told my mother about it when i was 25... she just did these ones and that disappointed look only mothers can give.
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    I believe the first time that I was drunk, that I can remember, went something like this.

    We started off playing cards in a dorm room of my friend and her roommate drinking Jack and Cokes. We all made our own drinks. Since I had never made one before or really heard how to, I just assumed and did a nice half and half, which made them rather strong, especially for a lightweight. Eventually we went up to another person's room to hang out and drink some more. We were bullshitting and telling jokes and someone noticed that it was raining. They held up $2 and said they had that for whoever would roll down the hill while it was raining. As I was already drunk at this time I took him up on the bet. Next scene, outside by the hill...

    I was wearing a faux leather jacket with flames on the sides, it was pretty bitchin' :-P Then started tumbling down the hill. Halfway down I managed to get back to my feet before I fell the whole way, incidentally almost impaling myself on a gas line marker at the same time. They of course goaded me to continue. So I did, tumbling head over heels until my head slammed against the concrete in the parking lot immediately between two parking blocks, another VERY close call. Somehow I managed to get up and make it up the hill in the rain without falling down. Then once I got back into the dorms, I reached for my $2 and half fell and hit the wall. Then one of my friends depantsed me, I still don't know why, so my drunken self returned the favor then promptly fell onto the floor and passed out for a short time. Meanwhile someone none of us knew came in and took the $2 from my hand and walked up the stairs, they all laughed and said that I needed it, she just claimed that so did she. Then I wake up and everyone bolts, my friends that I started off the night with locked themselves in the hallway and laughed at me through the window. Luckily someone else that I recognized from the second room came in at that time and I decided to follow them up to that room. It was then that I decided to pull my pants back up.

    When I got back into the room everyone just laughed and we continued to party, then I played video games with some friends until I could make it back home...

    The next day we did most of it all over again and then decided to head out to an apartment party that we heard of. They had a keg, so obviously good deal. We got out there and drank until the wee hours of the morning. I noticed myself feeling pretty drunk on the couch and started to bob my head as I nodded in and out of sleep. My friends that I came with saw this and managed to get me to a room that was secluded and put me on the floor to pass out. I ended up waking up to the person whose room it was trying to pee on me as I lay on the floor. I manage to roll over backwards and end up on my feet while he remained peeing on his own carpet, of course I laughed at him, despite him hitting my shirt for a second before I could react. So to get back at him I slept in his closet on top of the jeans he had laying there. Eventually his brother, who was in from out of town, came in to get some pants and found me laying in the closet. Needless to say he was surprised as hell. After that my friends decided to leave and helped me get back to my room, which was a task in and of itself.

    To this day I still remember not feeling that bad the next day for some reason, and I have no explanation why. Though I do find it odd that this took place on a Friday and Saturday, and on the following Tuesday I was still missing my mouth and hitting my cheek with my taco from Taco Bell as I tried to eat it. Of course my friends laughed their asses off as they thought I was still drunk from the weekend, and I am not really going to dispute that theory.

    That was the first time I was drunk, to my recollection.
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    We were high, we popped handle bars, we were drinking. The next thing I remember was puking by lungs (not literally, just how it felt.) out under a bridge over a highway and laughing about it. I think I was seventeen, I drank before, but it had always just been a forty or something to catch the buzz.
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    god. i lost my virginity! stayed with the guy for 3 more years, but still....lmfao. i cant believe when i sat there and *really* thoguht about it, the first time i actually got smashed, i had sex.

    im lame. ;( heh

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    I remember the story everyone told me like yesterday. I was given Bacardi & Sprite in those big red cups. I drank the whole thing in about 2 gulps. Then I had another anf another. One of the things I do remember was the room beginning to spin. My friends got ready to go out to the club, but I went to another part of the dorm to a guys room and gave him a lapdance.

    At some point I left his room and was so sloshed I couldn't walk straight and kept banging myself up against the wall in the hall. I was told I took my panties off and threw it at some one. (Never got them back). I guess at that point I made it back to my room and blacked out.

    Next thing I remember was being naked in the shower bawling with my 2 roomates standing over me. Mind you, I only knew these women 3 days at the most. I found out the next day I had thrown up in the bed and was still laying there so they wanted to clean me up. I was put to sleep in someone else's room wearing someone else's clothing, ashamed as hell.

    I didn't drink again. Correction- I stayed sober for about 8 months, although to this day about 9 years later I never drank Bacardi Rum again.

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    My first drunk story is boring!!

    I got drunk on my 21st birthday, when me and my friends went out bar hopping with the intenrtion of getting me drunk.

    I did not have any crazy sex. I did not get any tattoos or piercings( that night) And I did not get in trouble with the law.
    I went out, got drunk and went home.

    How lame.

    Thank God my life got more exciting after that.

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    How sad is it that i don't even remember the first time I got drunk?! All I know is that I was about 17-18. I know who I was with and vaguely where we were going...but other than that.

    I know nothing. Kind of ashamed...
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    I was 16, drank an entire bottle of wine by myself and puked in the bathtub about a million times and fell asleep on the bathroom floor.

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    The first time? I dont remember, I was drunk!

    The summer of 1985 was a bit of a blinder and 1984 the first year that I regularly got drunk though and could get into clubs and pubs no problem etc.
    I was 14 and my best friends parents went on holiday for 2 weeks. For some reason that with hindsight I really cant believe, her parents and my mum thought it would be cool for me to stay with my friend at her house for those 2 weeks.
    We drank every night, mostly cider but also quite a quantity of my friends dads homebrew, lol. It was a crazy 2 weeks and Im not going to go into detail because its a public board and some of the best stories are a little full on, but I have great memories - and lots of hazy ones too, lol. I also got my first mohark totally by accident during these 2 weeks!

    When I caught up with my friend 18 months ago (when I went back to the UK as this is where I grew up) my friend told me that when her parents sold their house years later they decided to get rid of the hedge and they found all these bottles inside the hedge which really puzzled them. My friend had stuffed all the empty homebrew bottles inside the hedge before her parents got back from holiday because she didnt know what else to do with them, and she couldnt let them find out we were drinking the home brew, lol!

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    I got drunk on Crystal... two bottles. I brought another home. Cried about how nobody should ever love me because I'll kill them like I killed everyone else. Puked on my partners bed while I tried to get him to sleep with me and the puked on the toilet... tried to clean it up but missed... and when I woke up, the 'rents were sweet... but took the bottle of Crystal as payment for cleaning my puke.

    Michael was drunk and randomly said, "I have FOUND A CURE for alcoholism!! ALL IT INVOLVES - is rewiring the BRAIN!".... and then spent 5 hours explaining how he'd rewire a brain to avoid alcoholism by making a person never feel drunk. I explained, for five hours, that it would be a very bad idea - as it would cause a lot more alcohol poisoning. It was interesting.


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    First time ever getting drunk:
    It was the summer after I graduated from high school. I was over at this guy's house that I liked along with his roommate and my friend. He was 4 years older than me and I was trying to impress him. I remember everything, but I was definitely drunk. I only had 3 or 4 wine coolers, but before that night I had never drank at all except for one beer once, so it didn't take me much. Nothing out of the ordinary really happened, except we had sex in the bathroom. About a week later I found out he had a girlfriend the whole time. I wouldn't have fucked him if I knew he had a girlfriend, and I was pissed at him and at his roommate for not telling me.

    First time getting REALLY drunk:
    Happened right after starting college. I was a college freshman living in the dorms and I was at a party. There were a lot of people there and lots of them were drunk, but no one was as drunk as I was. I drank a bunch of chocolate mixed drinks (Kahlua and something, can't remember what) really super fast along with some beer (not a good mix!) and ending up puking my guts out in a garbage can in front of a whole bunch of people. This guy from my dorm had to hold my head up while I puked. I don't remember half the night. One of my friends had to help me walk to the bathroom and help me change out of my clothes because I puked all over them. I puked and felt like shit the whole next day. There was this bitchy girl at the party who didn't like me, and I kept running into her after that party. She would always stare at me, nudge her boyfriend, and whisper something to him (I'm sure it was about me.)

    I was so embarrassed after that party that I didn't drink for a long time.






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    13 or 14 yrs old

    Santana concert at the Fox Theater with a friend's older brother and his buddies. 3 beers and I woke up in the middle of the night puking my brains out

    I do remember being up on some guys shoulders in like the 5th row for all the encores. ???

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