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    I'm being reckless!

    I have seven hours of class tonight, the final one being Drugs & Society (which is 2.5 hours long). Mind you, the teacher is as boring as dirt and as annoying as PBS during a pledge drive. Oh, and there's the fun language barrier (I know he's been in America for over 25 years; I suspect he just doesn't want students to fully understand him). And wrong most of the time, although he'd never acknowledge it. I like to debate with him, but it never leads me anywhere but frustration-land, since he refuses to admit that I may know a bit more than him (really, I'm not uppity. He isn't up to date on drug law, at all, nor does he understand the history of it). I'm taking it because it is a required class for my major, and no other professors offer it.

    Since I'm in a class where I can never be right, entertained, or expect to learn something, I've decided to entertain myself. I'm drinking tonight. I'm drinking until it gets fun, and maybe until I get belligerant. I have a mix of grapefruit and vodka in my Nalgene bottle and I'm going to drain the 32 oz before class is over. Oh, this will be fun.

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    ahahahah~ those PBS pledge drives *are* annoying.
    i only drank in one class once, and trust me, it did get fun. similar situation, but it was a philosophy course, Artists, Shamans and Cosmology. it doubled as art theory which is why i took it. but the professor, whom i'd had for art theory in 101 and 102 freshman year, was suddenly very monotonous and haughty when i took that class as a senior. one night my roommate and i filled up our nalgene bottles with rum and coke, and by the time class ended.. i was having issues walking straight hehehe. and im not a drinker really. good stuff, goo dluck, enjoy it rozz!

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    hahahaha such a good idea! if i wasnt banning alcohol due to recent embarrassing events in my life, i'd so copy you.

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    If I didn't have to drive home after class, I'd follow suit. Instead I'm skipping class altogether and watching movies.



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    Ahahahah let us know how it goes... TOTALLY sounds like something I would do
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    I used to go to class stoned when I was undergrad. Upper division revolutionary war history was the shit when baked! But then I never remembered what I learned for the tests!

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    Not modifying my consciousness chemically until my bday party. But definitely planning one, long debauched night! Meantime, have fun, rozz!

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    LMAO rozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! You rock.
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    That is classic

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    hah! I had a horror film class in the fall, and we'd get drunk in it.... me and 2 friends. it was so funny. but omg, the fly while drunk.... not a pleasent experience...

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    Hahaha Rozz you rock! I wish I could do this for my business class. Oh wait...I could...hmm...now how would I get home....
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    Haha. Rozz you just became my inspiration to go to Ethnic Studies on Friday. I might actually get amused by my shell getting squished between a fat sweaty guy on my left and a guy with a perpetual cloud of weed surrounding him squishing me on my right. Yes, I'm actually starting to look forward to it. I thank thee, Rozz.

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    sounds like fun!!

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    I quit being a math major after my second semester freshamn calculus class, which met at 7:30 a.m. on Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Saturday. It was taught by a professor who spent the entire period (90 minutes) lecturing in a buzz-like, boring, monotone.

    Years later I figured out that maybe he was no more interested in teaching at 7:30 a.m. than I was in listening to him.

    After that--no more classes until after chapel, which ended at 10:45, and none that met on Saturdays. I was much happier, and never changed my major again.

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    So Rozz how did class go last night?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmiWMT14 View Post
    So Rozz how did class go last night?
    I powered through the whole bottle in the course of a half hour. The room got all fuzzy and swimmy, as did my prof. The class was actually slated to be worse than normal (my prof had decided that we were to copy the defined terms from the chapter into our notebooks). But alcohol makes everything better!!!!

    About five minutes into copying, I clapped my hands and started a debate about barbituates. I may have repeated the word "Disco-Biscuits" a few times. I think my prof may hate me more now. Meh. Ninety minutes in, I was laid my head against the wall and started waggling my eyebrows at the brunette that sits a few seats away from me. I was feelin sexxxay.

    Then I started text messaging my boy (in a very subtle way, of course). The sound was still on, so everyone in class was treated to my phone singing "my bolgna has a first name" every time I received an anser from boy. Then I got into an argument with my prof about his teaching style (actually, I do this sober, too).

    With ten minutes of class left, I packed up all my stuff and was making drunken lunging motions for the door. I got some weird looks. Wonder why. Then I was finally out, wobbled home. Then, of course I hopped on SW for a bit and molested the boy beofre burritos.

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    That funny as hell.... I wish I had thought of this when I was taking my History of Western Civilazation Class

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    hahahahahaha

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    Oh god, I would have KILLED to be in your class. Hot
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    Last year I was very upset that I got a C on a test, so I took my friend to happy hour and we went to class 20 minutes late and blitzed. Ahh, it was so fun, but I got a parking ticket for parking in a faculty spot.

    I used to go to class stoned all the time in undergrad. In fact, i did everything stoned. I pretty much spent four years stoned. That explains the 3.1 GPA.
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