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    Lola Rose
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    So, I got my first ticket today! fucking sucks. 210.50$. It could be worse, it couldhave been for what I was really doing (67 in a 35). She wrote down 64. So no court date or 500$ fine. But seriously, it was the first time I've been pulled over by a female cop. Damn. Also the first time being pulled over as a blonde.... hmmm. And i've been pulled over 14 times before..... But I don't know how to BS a chick!

    grrr.

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    Grrr, is right. I might actually accept having a period each month if I could get out of tickets like that. You've been ticketed ONCE in 14 times??? My record is EXACTLY the opposite. :cry:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lola Rose View Post
    So, I got my first ticket today! fucking sucks. 210.50$. It could be worse, it couldhave been for what I was really doing (67 in a 35).
    Can I have list of what roads and sidewalks you drive on in case I visit Florida? I'd like to have a safe vacation.


    Quote Originally Posted by Lola Rose View Post
    And i've been pulled over 14 times before.....
    On second thought, I'll just have you drive me around. I'll even bring a brunette wig if you think it'll help your odds. I've always had a fancy for leadfoot chicks anyway.


    Anyhows, sorry about the ticket.
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    Quote Originally Posted by doc-catfish View Post
    Can I have list of what roads and sidewalks you drive on in case I visit Florida? I'd like to have a safe vacation.



    On second thought, I'll just have you drive me around. I'll even bring a brunette wig if you think it'll help your odds. I've always had a fancy for leadfoot chicks anyway.


    Anyhows, sorry about the ticket.
    Eh, if you stay off the main roads you'll be fine

    hmmm. Maybe you could just drive ME around!

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    DocCatfish, Dude safe drives don't exist out here, they can't even make a blooming turn with indicators, or staying in the correct lane....

    Driving Miss Lola... LOL
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    67 in a 35?!?! Glad you weren't in my neighborhood...

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    I hope you realize that your driving is hazardous to others, and that tickets are issued to discourage this hazardous behavior.

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    Flirt, flirt, flirt! Even women respond to flirtatious attitudes. Show a little vulnerablilty, smile, be friendly, and compliment her in a genuine way.

    She may seem like a hard-ass on the outside, but inside she is a woman trying to get along in a man's world, and some friendliness from another woman can go a long way to getting out of a ticket. Sisterhood and all that happy horseshit.


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    I wasn't in a neighboorhood, I was just getting off the interstate, in a non residential area, with very few buildings or businesses even! So know the facts before you attack! geeze

    And, I know it's dangerous, I don't need to be scolded, I need a choufeur! Money where your mouth is!!!! And it's actually a 6 lane road, the speed limit isn't realistic. And at 5am, I'm not endangering anyone but myself, as I'm the only one out!!!!

    And thanks for the advice paris, duly noted!

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    Well there are facts that you were doing 67 in a 45...

    Tickets still suck.
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    Bah okay then not so bad. Cops get greedy for tickets near the end of the month.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lola Rose View Post
    I wasn't in a neighboorhood, I was just getting off the interstate,
    That happened to my dad. He got a ticket as he was getting off the interstate for going too fast and not using a signal. It's stupid because you shouldn't get tickets coming off the interstate, but it's funny because my dad is the MOST cautious driver I know(and I live in Texas). I never see cop cars use their signal when changing lanes though...

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    Damn that's a pricey ticket. Take the class so it won't be on your record.

    How have you gotten out of so many tickets? I guess I'm a retard about that. The only time I ever got out of a speeding ticket was from a lady cop when I told her how lost I was & she gave me directions instead of a ticket. I've gotten at least one speeding ticket every year since I got my license. (But I'm trying real hard to redistribute my weight away from my right foot.)

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    Take it to court. I have learned to take every single ticket to court. At the very least, they will reduce the fine amount or remove the points to your lisence. Usually, cops wont even show up for the court hearing, and the ticket will get thrown out completly.

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    Aww that's a bummer; a ticket will always ruin a perfectly good day, or make a bad one worse. Slow down chica, BAD BOYS BAD BOYS WHATCHA GONNA DO?

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    Quote Originally Posted by short skirts View Post
    Aww that's a bummer; a ticket will always ruin a perfectly good day, or make a bad one worse. Slow down chica, BAD BOYS BAD BOYS WHATCHA GONNA DO?
    I agree

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    I don't think I've ever gotten out of a ticket, but I think I've only had 3 or 4 since I've been driving (11 yrs). 14 times, woman! Geez! You might wanna slow down a lil' bit.

    I'm kind of curious to see if I could talk my way out of one while being pregnant. I could just say I have to pee really bad. And when I do speed now, it's usually because I REALLY DO have to pee!! The other day I did cheat and went 80 down the car pool lane during rush hour. If I didn't I think I woulda pissed myself.

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    Fight it in court, don't just pay it! I see you're in Florida. I've only had one ticket there but the atty that went to court with me did a withhold adjudication. I'm not sure exactly how it affects things, but I think it helps.

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    omfg, 210 for that much over?! I was doing 79 , she wrote 77 on the ticket, in a 60 and my fine was like 250, not to mention the 80 for the lawyer.

    I fucking hate Missouri.

    You do more than 25 over and you're in jail here.

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    Okay, if you've gotten pulled over 14 times, going that much over the speed limit, there's a problem. You've been lucky so far. Someday your luck will run out (as proven by getting the ticket), and you might come on to this board for advice on how to get out of involuntary manslaughter or preventing your car insurance rates from getting severely jacked up due to being liable for an accident. I can guarantee that flirting is not going to get you out of those situations, especially if a kid is injured.

    That said, DO NOT flirt with the female cops. You work in a strip club, you should know that women are harsh judges of each other. They know that women pull that stunt all the time. Heck, some of them have probably pulled it at one time or another, so they see right through it. They are working hard to gain respect within a very male-dominated job. They are all too often stereotyped (real or imagined) as "cute little wimmin who can make my coffee" by fat donut-eaters who take 3 hour lunch breaks and accept bribes, so of course they're going to try to bust all stereotypes and gain recognition as hard workers and hardasses who can handle a man's job. This means that they will be much more ruthless. They'll most likely say, "Nice try," and proceed to slap you with the ticket. Your best bet is staying humble, apologetic, and sincere. Explain the situation. If worst comes to worst, have a motorcycle helmet handy that you can slip under your shirt, and have a story of, "I'm going to the hospital because my daily fetal movement count has been low and my doctor told me to come to the hospital immediately in case of fetal distress or even demise."

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    Florida has defensive driving, however, I don't know if they have a mph over the limit cap.

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    I agree with KrazyJane. I love ya Lola, but that's just plain scary. 14 times?! Woman, slow down!

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    my other half got ticketed last month for going 122 in a 55 and his ticket was only 299?!?!?!? i know thats nothing to be proud of, but he apparently has a lead foot like you lola

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    I got caught doing 80 in a 40. I have since reformed my ways,a nd the cop gave me a break, could have sent me to jail for reckless driving (seeing as in Indiana if you're going 30 over it is considered wreckless) instead just gave me a ticket. 1 out of 5 ain't bad either (Been pulled over 5 times).

    I felt really stupid, amazingly enough he wasn't a huge asshole about it, just told me I really needed to slow down.

    In fact, even though I hated paying it, I had it coming. Now my friends call me the granny driver. Ya win some, ya lose some but I've become a much better driver slowing down (not that I can't drive great fast, it's just not a good idea sometimes).

    Either way, most people speed to some extent, just gotta be alert and slow it down a bit.
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    ok, as to why I've been pulled over 14 times....

    I live in a tiny community, with a VERY STRICT CERFEW! They pull me over just to make sure I'm ld enough to be out. 8 of those 14 were from that. 1x b/c my brights were on (I didn't know-new car) 2 dui checkoints and 1 for changing lanes w/out signalling, and only 2 other times for speeding.

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