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    Default The pleasure in the self-scaring

    They say heaven comes in small doses.

    So does hell.

    Hell is:

    When you feel the gelcap break in your mouth doing that one "quick" thing before taking the supplement and getting the now absent glass of water.

    When you're going at it all hardcore, she's loving it, and you're stuck between an orgasm, an awkward pause, and finding out if this fart is going to be noisy/smell.

    Seeing someone take a pick on their cell-cam at the gym. In the locker room. As you're drying.

    "I'll just make it to the next exit before I get gas"

    Timed cooking says you need to add the nutmeg now. You don't have nutmeg.

    Coming up 20 dollars short when counting out pay for that dance marathon.

    Burping JUST after a meal. It's always Russian Roulette, isn't it?

    Nosy Bathroom attendant and a sudden need for #2. Your body just thinks it's funny.

    How "Declined" can be in the form of a miss-swipe, but is never taken that way.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Default Re: The pleasure in the self-scaring

    LOL, thanks for the first of the morning laugh, Mast!

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    Default Re: The pleasure in the self-scaring

    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus View Post
    Burping JUST after a meal. It's always Russian Roulette, isn't it?
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    Oh, and nope, rubbing titties isn't air dancing.
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    The cut-off age for stripping is when customers stop paying you.

    The end.

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    Hey gals, I don't plagiarize intentionally and I don't have myspace. I made these up on my own unless otherwise noted
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Your a riot Mast!

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    Default Re: The pleasure in the self-scaring

    i just saw this...

    Love it!

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