They say heaven comes in small doses.
So does hell.
Hell is:
When you feel the gelcap break in your mouth doing that one "quick" thing before taking the supplement and getting the now absent glass of water.
When you're going at it all hardcore, she's loving it, and you're stuck between an orgasm, an awkward pause, and finding out if this fart is going to be noisy/smell.
Seeing someone take a pick on their cell-cam at the gym. In the locker room. As you're drying.
"I'll just make it to the next exit before I get gas"
Timed cooking says you need to add the nutmeg now. You don't have nutmeg.
Coming up 20 dollars short when counting out pay for that dance marathon.
Burping JUST after a meal. It's always Russian Roulette, isn't it?
Nosy Bathroom attendant and a sudden need for #2. Your body just thinks it's funny.
How "Declined" can be in the form of a miss-swipe, but is never taken that way.



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