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    Have you ever just been in a situation where you were scared/angry/suprised etc and had a really funny reaction? For example there was a kid that lived down our street when I was like 8 and he was eating a butterscotch candy and suddenly started to choke on it, like seriously choking. What did he do? He got up and started to run around in circles around his big tree in front of his house. It did become dislodged though, but that has to be the weirdest reactions I've ever seen. All me and my friends could do was stare, like in wtf mode.

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    My boyfriend and I were driving to a weekend getaway, and I let one rip in the car. Not wanting to subject either of us to my putrid anal fumes, I rolled down the window. We were passing a roadkill skunk, and the stench stunk up the car worse than my farts. We both just stared at each other (or as much as he could stare at me while he was driving), then burst out laughing.

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    Once i was at the grocery store minding my own damn business like i always do(no makeup, ratty sweats, flip flops, you get the picture) And I noticed walking out to the parking lot that the guy who was in line behind me was driving behind me...no biggie. Then as i was pulling into my ex bf's apt i noticed he was too.

    Having a ditz moment i thought "ooh wierd coincidence." As i was getting my bags out he pulled up next to me and rolled his window down. At this point I was ready to take off but stupidity had my feet planted. He leans over the passenger seat and say "Hey, How much?"

    I was so dumbstruck I told him 27.53(cause thats how much my groceries were.) He then says "Really that's pretty cheap" and I said "I know!!"

    well then it dawned on me that he had somehow mistaken me in my sweats and bf's nasty work shirt as a "good time girl" So I looked at him and said "waaait what the fuck are you talking about" to which he replies that the guy in line behind him(who I'd never seen in my life) had said i was a hooker.

    At this point i was so dumbfounded I busted out laughing, put my arm on the window, said "hold on baby" and promptly called the police. Bwahahahaha he sped away so fast. Hehe nerdy, skinny little white boy. Fuckin bizarre huh?
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    Lmao 27.53. Why would a hooker charge an odd amount of dollars and change lmao.

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    Heh classic ditz moment...it's hilarious in retrospect. If I ever became a hooker I would run 27.53 specials out of sentimentality
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