1. Dress like you belong. Plastic shoes and chaps, if possible.
2. Get drunk.
3. Buy your man a dance.
4. Yell at him for getting a dance.
5. Call the dancers whores or cunts or whatever you can slur out of your mouth.
6. Grind on random people.
7. Take off your shirt.
8. Try to get on stage. Ignore the DJ when he yells at you.
9. Assume that all the dancers want to fuck you.
10. Don't wear underwear.


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