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    Default Rules for female customers

    1. Dress like you belong. Plastic shoes and chaps, if possible.
    2. Get drunk.
    3. Buy your man a dance.
    4. Yell at him for getting a dance.
    5. Call the dancers whores or cunts or whatever you can slur out of your mouth.
    6. Grind on random people.
    7. Take off your shirt.
    8. Try to get on stage. Ignore the DJ when he yells at you.
    9. Assume that all the dancers want to fuck you.
    10. Don't wear underwear.

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    hehe good post.

    here are some more "rules" lol..

    * yell "woo" while shaking yer hands up, "pretending" like your having a good time, while tipping the dancer one measely dollar

    *Think all the customers think you're HOTTER than any dancer there

    * Flirt with male customers (p.s - NOT the best place to go pick a guy up)

    *Try to touch/grope or attempt to stiumulate some lesbian-ish act with one of the dancers in order to get sweet attention from other males

    *When sharing bathroom with other dancers, look at them strangely while they babywhipe them selves, n "check" themselves "down there" openly in front of everyone.

    *get VERY dressed up/pussycat-ed dolled up with your "girls" n sit in a booth...sip your watered down rum n cokes n look around like you dont know what the fuck to do

    *STARE.........

    *even though it may be againist club rules, try to stick a dollar down the dancers breasts/g-string

    *tip one dollar..very slowly....stand there...look at her dance...while the dancer expects you to tip her MORE, just keep standing there and yell "wooo"

    *brag to all your stupid guy friends that you went to a strip club to prove how "wild" you are

    *feel thankful but jealous that you dont have to "degrade" yourself in that way for all..that...precious....mooooneyy

    (while it is fun to poke fun at female custies, there are a few gems are there! so of course, no offence to them ALL. some tip well, dont try to show up the dancers, n are polite n dont gawk)
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    Haha, this is funny, another one is:

    Don't forget that the rules don't apply to you because you're a woman, so go ahead and do whatever you want because no matter what you do, you won't get kicked out!

    Don't forget that stripclubs are basically swingers clubs; it's ok to makeout and have sex with your man, that's what VIP rooms are for and the dancer's there for a threesome!

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    Default Re: Rules for female customers

    ya pick the dirty cheap strung out dancer
    get a dance from her and only pay half
    stick the money in her butt crack
    then sit with her in the vip and talk shit about all the other dancers so loud that it disrupts all the other dances

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    Rough night eh, ladies? 'Nother day in paradise....

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    I think Friday is the unofficial "Ladies Night."

    They made next Saturday "Swingers Night" at my club. I'm like.......noooooooo!!!!!!! But I'm trying to keep my hopes up...

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    Every third Saturday at my current club is actually "Ladies Night". No one bothered to tell me (the folly of being unsocial), so imagine my surprise to show up...and see so many lady customers...and oh look, male dancers! Haha. I love that they do that...there are no male clubs in the area, so this way those annoyiing female customers can know which day they're welcome. I say "oh hey, did you miss the Ladies Night?". I almost never see those annoying girls there on normal nights, and I wonder if that's why.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily View Post

    They made next Saturday "Swingers Night" at my club. I'm like.......noooooooo!!!!!!! But I'm trying to keep my hopes up...
    Yuck! If you are working that shift be prepared for alot of demands for free service from some really fugly couples and lots of fat women trying to play stripper for the night.

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    I am working, but I'm just going to rely on the male customers without women. Fuck the couples.

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    ^ based on my own experiences that is by far the best course of action to take on the dreaded swingers night.

    Here is hoping you don't find working those nights as annoying as I did.

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    Having Swingers night IMO is a bad idea!!! Because all these swinger couples will think it's going to be like a swingers club where you can have sex there with themselves, other swingers and of course the dancers! I couldn't work that night!

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    -When offered a dance by a male in your party, make sure to make a big production about how gross lapdances are and you would NEVER stoop so low as to getting one. The strippers understand, really. They know that you are just showing your support to them against the bondage they suffer in the hard life of a stripper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
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    Maybe you can even save one!


    I'll save you Katrine..huh huh *wink wink*


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    I don't get female customers like this. Maybe it's because I'm a stripper, but last time I went to a club for a dance I dropped alittle over 500. What's with the damn dollars.

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    Make sure that you try to get free stuff from the feature, no matter what. Whining about having to pay for stuff even though you are a girl works very well.

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    Okay, I have to pipe up here. I am a stripper, and a swinger. They are not all fat, old, fugly, or rude.

    Some are, but then, plenty of couples who are not swingers are too. Same goes for not knowing how to behave in a club. Don't assume that just because they are swingers, they will try to get you to have sex with them. Some will, but many simply like going, checking out hot girls, and then go home and fuck each other senseless.

    As someone who can see both sides of things on this topic, please dont do what so many of our customers do and lump everyone who does something into the same category(i.e. like our customers assuming that all strippers are stupid or drug addicts).

    Also, a fair number of swingers have a good amount of money, so, if you play your cards right, you can make a lot of money off of them.

    Anyway, not saying that you wont find rude, etc. swingers, just saying that you shouldnt assume anything, since you can find rude, ugly, etc. people of any type.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by blayze View Post
    "and for only 800 dollars a day, you can sponser one of these poor women, caught in the slavery of stripping, working hard to eke out a living by selling their bodies to sex crazed men. "
    Hahaha! Let's see - which one of us is going to look sad, wide-eyed and cracked out on the commerical so that we can maximize our funding?

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    Make sure you grab onto your guy, give us the evil eye, and yell "Oh hell no!" as we walk over. Pretend you are disgusted and appalled when really, deep down, you are jealous and threatened by us.

    Then proceed to roll your eyes and whine to your man, "WHY did you DRAG me in here!?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by sc0101 View Post
    I don't get female customers like this. Maybe it's because I'm a stripper, but last time I went to a club for a dance I dropped alittle over 500. What's with the damn dollars.
    well the ONE ex-stripper than came into my club, tipped VERY well. prolly cuz she knows whats up. but if they dont - then..its quite annoying
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    Hey, and why don't you fat whores give your boyfriends lap dances at the fucking stage while you're at it............I'm sure the girl dancing doesn't mind a bit because that isn't at all disrespectful.

    And make sure you puke on our bathroom floor before 11 every Saturday night to show how well you hold your liquor.

    Or, here's another idea, and I think I speak for all the girls at my club tonight----STAY THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CLUB, WE DON'T WANT YOU THERE.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andygirl View Post
    Hey, and why don't you fat whores give your boyfriends lap dances at the fucking stage while you're at it............I'm sure the girl dancing doesn't mind a bit because that isn't at all disrespectful.

    And make sure you puke on our bathroom floor before 11 every Saturday night to show how well you hold your liquor.

    Or, here's another idea, and I think I speak for all the girls at my club tonight----STAY THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CLUB, WE DON'T WANT YOU THERE.
    wow - get em! lol
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    - sneak into the private dance area, give you boyfriend a lap dance with extras in an air dance club (yeh it was real sexy seeing a fat bitch give a dance in her too tight jeans)

    - dance near the podium

    - dance anywhere in the club (its not a regular night club, leave the dancing to the dancers)

    - tell the dancers that u would have to be really drunk or high to do their job

    - yes shout woohoo thats always great

    - make mean comments about imperfections on the dancers bodies coz u are soooooo much hotter that u should just push her off the stage and dance up there yourself

    - get really drunk and dry hump your female friends on the floor

    - try to pick up male customers coz unlike the stupid strippers at least u can hold a conversation and lets face it what man wouldnt rather go to a SC and converse with a 200lb female customer? (haha last night a really huge bitch told me that male customers were hitting on her all night hmmmmm and we are the ones on drugs?)

    - tell us that u dont want a dance coz u aren't into girls

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    dont forget to dance infront of the stage while theres a girl on dancing.

    and always claim you used to dance at some imaginary club even though we all know you never have.

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    - buy your man a dance in an effort to seem fun and open minded, then give him and the dancer dirty looks and roll your eyes through the whole song. sit with your arms crossed so you really look like a complete bitch.

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