Baby Pooka be drunnnnnkkkkkkkk tonight!!!!
Anddddddddddddddddddddd........................... ............................
She just wants to say........................................
THAT...
SheLOVES
ya'll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Baby Pooka be drunnnnnkkkkkkkk tonight!!!!
Anddddddddddddddddddddd........................... ............................
She just wants to say........................................
THAT...
SheLOVES
ya'll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Egads my wife.... yer so silly
Have one for me!
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
*******************************
Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."





*bottoms up miller light for her wife*
Of course one for you!!!!
It's not the same as wine and oreos on the beach with you and twin....
But until then, here's one for my wife.
I lub you soo.





Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
*******************************
Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."





Shit. Well.........soon I'll be there. And we'll have our wine and oreos. And I love to watch clouds. And I love my wife and her twin.
Oh...
Okay...
I'm now being forced to go in the kitchen and shotgun a beer to the sound of Zenon music. (Would you be my supernova girl!?)


Hehehehe.
I lub drunk-posts!
She so cute!





I won the shot gunning game! Like twoooooo miller lights in like 20 seconds.
*looks around like she's a badass*
*runs and jumps on wifes lap grinning*





Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
*******************************
Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."





Oh no!!!!! *runs to find phone*
A text? Yayssss.
And a lapdance? More than that for my wife of course.





Ugggh. Drunken Pooka lost her pink phone. And now I knowwwww theres a text from her wife on thereee. *cry*





Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
*******************************
Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."





Ohhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! My babyyy Loafffffff.





Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
*******************************
Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."





Ooooh there's my Loaf girl! I love that cat and my Paige! All my friends fell asleep! Come curl up wif me on my chair, beautiful wife.
reading this made my morning![]()




hahaha i love reading drunken posts. if i could have found my way to my computer last nite, i would have joined in.
how ya feeling today hunni?
There's a wild side behind every innocent face.
End violence against women.
I support Dottie.
I miss nice, strong Bavarian beerHope you had like 5 for me Pooks





I'm feeling great this morning, actually, yay!![]()





You know I'm going to molest you in this vulnerable state, right?
Edit- Aw fuck you arn't drunk anymore but I'll do it anyways.





I can get drunk again, don't leave! *runs to the kitchen and grabs the vodka* Okay, I'm ready!





Let the molesting begin!
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