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    Default Susan Wayward and I are starting a club...

    Susan and I are starting a club called "The I Got a Lapdance from Lola Rose and it was So Sexy, I Just About Died Association" (I still have some work to do on the acronym, I realize, because "TIGALDFLRAIWSSIJADA" is forgettable at best). The story is as follows:

    I went to the club where Lola works last night to check it out re: auditioning (because my club is going down the tubes, for serious) and to meet the esteemed Miss Lola, who I was certain would be lovely, articulate, sweet, and friendly. But HOLY HOTNESS BATMAN... she sat down and I realized in one awkward prepubescent-flashback-to-middle-school-moment that my internet stripper buddy was one of the hottest girls alive. So I bought a dance; I had to. I am so thankful that, as a girl, I am exempt from inappropriate boners. So, so thankful. As Susan Wayward pointed out, "she's flawless."

    You too can join this club, even if you haven't had the pleasure of meeting Miss Lola Rose personally. Anyone else who's been entertained by a fellow SW'er and wants to share their story and gush some is warmly welcomed. And when Lola touches down in PA and gets her butt on SW, she'll be promoted to Honorary President of Supreme Hotness or something. I'll figure out the title when my head stops spinning.

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    im jealoussssss.

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    Ahhhhh!

    This is officially my favourite thread like, ever!!!!

    Ahhh! Yay

    mauh! I loves you all so much

    (and britt- I'll be in philly soon, not to far for you is it? lol)

    I'm all blushing and grinning.

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    *plans trip to philly to get a lap dance from lola*

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    Hah! I have a following!!!

    Soon I'll be bigger then the beatles! (Just don't shoot me!!!)

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    This is all going to my head, I think.









    Narcissistic bitch that I am, I love it! kidding. sort of.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lola Rose View Post
    Hah! I have a following!!!

    Soon I'll be bigger then the beatles! (Just don't shoot me!!!)
    Meh..everyone has their moment....I myself was huge in Japan the summer of 92....


    J/K...I'm jealous ...I want a dance from Her highness of Hotness...
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    I would totally support you getting bigger than the Beatles, because that way I could say, "I met her! She let me touch her hair! OMG OMG!" And then die in the front row of your giant sold-out arena-turned SC and be dragged away by paramedics due to sexy overload. Shit, living 'til old age MUST be overrated. Death by Lola is a much more dramatic way to go.

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    oh my! Now I'm going to be too intimidated to go to philadelphia! I implode around too much hotness.

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    I have the most pathetic crush on Lola Rose, actually. If I ever got a lapdance from her, I think I might actually never recover.

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    Yekkkk I thought you had a crush on Pooooka?

    Okay...well...I guess I understand...

    *glances at notebook with lola's name scrawled all over it in hearts*

    Yeah...I understand...


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    I have a crush on you too, Pooka. I wouldn't recover from a dance with you either!

    (Yek... not so much into monogamy.)

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    And here I thought Yek loved me

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    Ooooooooh Lola dances, I'm jealous. I'd totally take Lola up to VIP.

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    As the founding member of the club, I have to say it was really hard to decide what to look at 'cause everything on her is hot. She's like a baby Bridgette, she's so smokin'.

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    I wanna join so effin bad
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    im gonna join sooooon

    Love it!

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    What's required to pass the initiation?
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    ....And I_Luv_Dancers.....can I say that your post brought a tear to my mildly buzzed eye? Right on...you are so awesome, thank you for the post. I really needed to hear it, esp. after what's happening with someone close to me. Big hugs and tugs to you!

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    ........I have had pretty good sex with hot guys and surprisingly great sex from over weight old farts who made me very vocal which I am not usually

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    ^^^Just give her all your money. She'll take care of the rest.

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    I wonder if she'd get offended if I asked her if she did extras or OTC....

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    Lucky girl.

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    I think Yek has multiple crushes Nothing wrong with that!!

    So where can we see the lovely Lola??

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    Quote Originally Posted by LatinaRose View Post
    So where can we see the lovely Lola??
    Next appearing at The Crazy Horse Too in Philly

    Quote Originally Posted by PookaShell View Post
    I wonder if she'd get offended if I asked her if she did extras or OTC....
    Not a chance
    in fact, you'd be suprised at what a bargin they are!


    Quote Originally Posted by Chrissy68 View Post
    im gonna join sooooon


    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post
    I wanna join so effin bad
    This summer!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward View Post
    As the founding member of the club, I have to say it was really hard to decide what to look at 'cause everything on her is hot. She's like a baby Bridgette, she's so smokin'.
    awww, I'm a baby B! wow. I rock!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by sc0101 View Post
    Ooooooooh Lola dances, I'm jealous. I'd totally take Lola up to VIP.
    We can play with eachothers boobies!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    I have the most pathetic crush on Lola Rose, actually. If I ever got a lapdance from her, I think I might actually never recover.
    hah! I'm getting such an ego

    Quote Originally Posted by mollyzmoon View Post
    oh my! Now I'm going to be too intimidated to go to philadelphia! I implode around too much hotness.
    Well, Death by Lola is a damn good way to go, according to everyone!

    Quote Originally Posted by cameronfl View Post
    Meh..everyone has their moment....I myself was huge in Japan the summer of 92....


    J/K...I'm jealous ...I want a dance from Her highness of Hotness...
    I'd LUV to dance for you, extras free of charge

    Quote Originally Posted by teeth_of_the_hydra View Post
    I would totally support you getting bigger than the Beatles, because that way I could say, "I met her! She let me touch her hair! OMG OMG!" And then die in the front row of your giant sold-out arena-turned SC and be dragged away by paramedics due to sexy overload. Shit, living 'til old age MUST be overrated. Death by Lola is a much more dramatic way to go.
    ahh! Death by Lola! I love it I need a tshirt. "don't stare, beware, death by Lola is probable."








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    Quote Originally Posted by Lola Rose View Post
    Ahhhhh!

    This is officially my favourite thread like, ever!!!!

    Ahhh! Yay

    mauh! I loves you all so much

    (and britt- I'll be in philly soon, not to far for you is it? lol)

    I'm all blushing and grinning.
    Then I can get a dance and join the club, right? *waves a 20*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lola Rose View Post

    I'd LUV to dance for you, extras free of charge
    I'll have to remember to leave a night free for Lola-extras next time I'm home visiting the family!!
    People always ask me, did I ever learn anything when I was a stripper? Yeah, I did. One man plus two beers equals 20 dollars.
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    http://www.myspace.com/cameronkeys (real myspace)

    http://www.myspace.com/sexyhotdancer(work myspace)


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