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    This is just a rant about massaging breast implants. It hurts and I have to do it 4-5 times a day. I know in the long run it will make them look better faster but it hurts! Boo for breast massaging.

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    Default Re: But I Don't Wanna Massage Em'!

    trust me you'll be glad that you put up with the pain of massaging when they turn out nice and soft and round !

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    I know I know it just sucks and I'm being a big fat baby. I can't imagine what it was like to massage yours Melonie, and I mean that in a good way.

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    Have the boyfriend massage them!! If I was there, I would volunteer for the task, as painful and unappealing as it would be.

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    Yes some lovely female hands would make the task easier .

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    Yeah it sucks, but it gets easier every day and every time someone looks at you in shock when you tell them no, your breasts arent real..you'll be happy!(or every time someone says how much they love your "real" boobs because the fake ones are horrible...you can smile inside!!)
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    Do It!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily View Post
    Do It!
    I am! He told me 4-5 but I'm doing it more like 5-10 just like when I'm sitting at the comp etc.

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    My PS told me to massage four times a day. It was so painful! I didn't want to do it, but I did it anyway. To get me thru the first week or so, I would take one of my percocets, then wait an hour and do the massage. That took the edge off the pain.

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    Right now he's just having me push down on the top of the implant, over and over, to make it fall faster. I'm not sure if he'll have me doing the squish up and down thing at my 3 week appt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sc0101 View Post
    Right now he's just having me push down on the top of the implant, over and over, to make it fall faster. I'm not sure if he'll have me doing the squish up and down thing at my 3 week appt.
    From the beginning, mine had me push each one in from the outside, out from the inside, up from the bottom, down from the top, then squish them up and down, 4 times a day. It was hell.

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    Ug, i remember the massaging. it hurt so much! I was a big baby too, and my ex bf made me do it. at the time i resented him, but now i am very grateful! now i massage my boobs all the time just because.

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    Default Re: But I Don't Wanna Massage Em'!

    i find myself massaging mine too! I think its habit now, from doing it 4 times a day for a year (yes, my PS had me doing it for a year).
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    Yeah, it sucks, I had to do it 8 times a day for 10 minutes a piece, I wanted to die. Now I love 'em though!
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    Default Re: But I Don't Wanna Massage Em'!

    Even though it sucked in the begining I haven't been able to keep my hands off of my bewbies so it seems I'm always mesagging them.
    I also get my husband to do them and he loves it!

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    Do it before and after you eat. No massaging , no eating! (J/K)!

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    would some topical anaesthetic cream help? just a suggestion u could ask at the pharmacy, might dull the pain.

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    Default Re: But I Don't Wanna Massage Em'!

    I agree with Glam - take a Perc!

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    It's not nearly as bad today, but I've only done one round so we'll see. I guess it gets easier as they relax.

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    Hmm, my plastic surgon never had me massage, and they turned out fine. People sometimes don`t even believe they are fake. I had to wear an elastic band on top of them to push them down though, maybe that helped? I find it strange how it seems to vary so much between every surgon. Anyway, hope it continues to get easier and i`m sure they will look great!!!

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    mine is push out from the middle, into the middle and down. It never hurt all that bad. I can push them a lot further now then before, I think I never massaged hard enough for tears or anything. (I cry easy)

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    There's a large man I work with that massages his man-boobs all freakin day, especially during meetings and it's really funny and gross all at the same time. And I'm sorry, but this post reminded me of it!






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    I had to massage mine three times a day. It hurt like hell for the first week or so, but it got easier every time. And like everyone else, I can't stop playing with them!

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    Do it so you don't get capsular contracture and have frankentitties. Hard scar tissue around the implant is NOT cute.

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