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    My rude and revengful, PMS day

    im on PMS - again. not a good day to work as a stripper on PMS. i was pissed, lazy, wanted money or none - i didnt give a fuck. as long as i didnt have to deal with too many assholes. but whaddya know? they came by anyways. and it seems even worst seems im irraited by any little thing. n i sed alot of rude things today - which made ME, personnally..feel FABOLOUS. but hey, i said all my comments in a cute sarastic way...so hey, i wasnt that mean..lol. (and excuse my bad grammer/spelling/slang).

    p.s - (and if these might not make sense, keep in mind, my club is different. theres like 4 stages, no poles, just floorwork. thnere can be any number of girls on stage at any time from 1 girl to 9 girls. we stay up there, n when a guy comes up to us, we give a show and show our goods, as he tips us every time we pull out our garter. when they run out of money or are done with our show, they say thank you, n we put back on our clothes, n wait a bit for the next lucky guy)

    Guy - soooo..you smoke weeeed??? do you have any like, rollling papers? (after hes given me a measly 7 dollars)
    Me - no not anymore. i quit, here, heres a rolling paper. (i hand em over slopply one of the dollars he's given me like it aint no thang.)
    Guy - ugh........
    Me - muwahahah(inside my brain, and a little giggle on the outside)

    Group of young wannabe pimp/rapper guys - woo baby take it off already!
    Me - take out yer wallet then!
    Guy - oh? ummm heres 10 dollars than, baby!(acting as if hes giving me a 100 dollar bill n im completly desperate n willihng to do anything with my naked body)
    Me - oh wow, 10 dollars..fine *takes off stringy g-string) but you'll have to keep tipping. u cant jus give me 10 dollars nthats it.
    Guy - whoa? you giving me attitude? i just gave u 10 bucks BABY.
    Me - so what? im not allowed to? pff i CAN if i want.
    (guy procedes to tip more, as i dance like im very bored. after 5 bucks, he then leaves, n then his whole group of dudes keep watching me as i get naked for another man. i look at them, n go "what??? god..." and roll my eyes. they then stop gawking)

    Guy - so baby, whats a beatiful girl like you doing stripping? i mean of ALL things, seriously?
    Me - what the hell does that suposed to mean? what else would i do?
    Guy - well TONS AND TONS of other things. but stripping? COME ON!
    Me - well im sure i make more money than you..alot more..so its working out great for me.
    (guy is speechless)

    Stupid young guy who thinks hes too cool to for strippers -soo..when am i going to see those boobs?
    Me-pff, for only the few bucks you gave me? come ON...
    Guy - well if i dont see some boobs now..im going to leave...(acting like i better show him now or else its TOTTALY *my* loss)
    Me - (puts back on dress over halter top n g-string, adjusts pigtails..) Alright, cooL! see ya!

    Guy from afar - Hey! so where are you from?
    Me - (i heard what he said, but i dont have time to waste time with no money) HUHHHHH??
    Guy - come closer!
    Me - (thinking - pff no way.) i then get disttracted and ignore the curious customer as one of the fellow dancers show a bowl of chocolate in my face. i let out an "OOOOH!" and take alot, then forget about him)

    [i then procedded to drink plenty of tequila, n stumble the hell out of there! and also thankful that i can be mean to customers..unlike any other restruant/office or retail job - woot!]
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    Default Re: My rude and revengful, PMS day

    Girl, this was pretty much how I've been the past 3 nights, except I'm not pmsing, I've just totally lost my patience with these cheap, annoying losers. There are many great customers out there but this weekend was horrible with the Final Four game being in town. Tons of rude, immature, jerks! Normally I'm very sweet but never allow anyone to take advantage of me but this weekend was different, I put my foot down like you wouldn't believe! I'm taking a week off because I know I won't be productive, I'm due for some time off, really feeling the burnout!

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    The Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed one is hysterical!! Here's to getting drunk as you wanna be, with NO CRAMPS! (hehe)

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