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    i fell out of my seat laughing when i read this post on another board..

    One thing I’ve found out that separates the more experienced higher mileage dancers from the newer dancers is the ‘Hug’ The Hug is when the dancer leans over and gives you a deep hug, one arm under yours the other over your shoulder with hands meeting on your back. Innocent enough but it’s really a pat down for a wire or similar. With that out of the way you might be surprised on the deals and specials for the upcoming dance.
    ROTFLMAO...i had no idea that when strippers hug a PL. they're really checking him for a wire. hell, i thought they were trying to pick his pocket. i suppose, if a stripper is going to ask a customer if he wants a BJ. it would be sensible idea to throughly frisk (crotch included) him beforehand to make sure he's not the fuzz. although, one would think it would be a dead giveaway when the cop asks her to speak loudly into the lapel of his jacket.
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    Please. Like cops need to wear a wire to make a case against a stripper.

    They just have to say "she propositioned me" and it goes in the affadavit.
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    I admit to having been suspected of being LE more than once in a club. Not sure why that might be...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Casual Observer View Post
    I admit to having been suspected of being LE more than once in a club. Not sure why that might be...
    I've been accused numerous times too. I guess it's the cost of keeping yourself well tailored & clean cut. I've been that way ever since my military days. It's in me to stay.

    Back when I hit the spot often it wasn't until I started hanging with the DJ (P) that the girls realized I wasn't LE. Early conversations in the booth always touched on how girl X thought for sure I was the cops. P would even play around after a few rounds and tell the girls to behave or I would take them to jail. Being thought of as LE is not a good thing for a patron like me.


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    Is this "expert" related the other other "experts" that write the websites/books on "How to date a Stripper"?

    Phil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Casual Observer View Post
    I admit to having been suspected of being LE more than once in a club. Not sure why that might be...
    Quote Originally Posted by Moneywise View Post
    I've been accused numerous times too. I guess it's the cost of keeping yourself well tailored & clean cut. I've been that way ever since my military days. It's in me to stay.
    It's the mustaches and aviator shades, y'all are sporting.

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    or the white socks and comfortable shoes with thick soles.

    BTW, i can't quite make out a word in the note from the whoremonger in your avatar: "i will lick your pussy for 15 __ at the etc, etc." is that minutes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward View Post
    It's the mustaches and aviator shades, y'all are sporting.
    You made me laugh with that. Thanks. I always thought the aviator shades were lame.

    Maybe I will grown my hair out, get some dreadlocks, & call it a day. Nah... I like my bronze dome shaved smoothly.


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    This is why I always keep my wire wrapped around Mr. Happy. By the time she finds it...it will be too late...

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    Quote Originally Posted by crizgolfer View Post
    This is why I always keep my wire wrapped around Mr. Happy. By the time she finds it...it will be too late...
    and thus we have the true definition of "undercover."

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