I love to go to walmart after work and browse. Its my way of unwinding. I take my time, look at everything, maybe buy a few things here and there...
I was listening to the radio the other day, and they were naming the best places in Vegas to pick up strippers. #1 on their list?
The walmart I go to.
Well, fuck. Now where am I gonna go?
So Im in Walmart tonight, checking out the makeup, and this boy walks up to me. Pants around his knees, seriously, I thought thoes boys always held their dicks cause they wanted to make sure it was stil there, but after tonight, I realized they just gotta do that to keep their pants up.
Anyway...he was about 18, terrible acne, greasy face, pants belted around his thighs, a white fruit of the loom teeshirt that hung to his knees....
He walks up to me and says hi. I say, Can I help you?
He says, I want your number, yo.
I bust out laughing! I mean, the fact that he was so young, so unattractive, and so rude about it. Couldnt say, Hi, I think your beautiful, maybe I coudl call you? Nooo...His master pick up line is, I want your number, yo. Cocky bastard. I said, no thanks.
He says, well, why not?
Cause I dont want to.
But why not?
Look, Im just trying to shop, please leave me alone.
So as he walks away......I hear, fuckin bitch. She shot me down.
where do boys these days learn their manners and pick up skills?
And where can I shop after work at 5am uninterrupted?


where do boys these days learn their manners and pick up skills?
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