




^ It's turned into a bleeding soap opera!!
Also, in Australia there's not 'calories ' on packaging, there's 'kilojules'... as in, energy from food. My stupid mother in law told me there was 1 calorie to every 2 kilojules.... so I was really upset and starved myself for two days trying to eat 1000cal... then guess what?! It's 1 calorie for every FOUR kj. Yup. So I ate 1000 calories total for two days.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success





What is the sound of one hand clapping?
My man that's been a DICK for a week to teach me a lesson is snoring away in mah bed. Mmmmm hmmmm I knew he couldn't stay mad at me, thank God! Yessssss!





Mashed 'Taters and Gravy. OMFG>
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.
i just slit open my thumb. ouch!
^Aw, that's no fun.
On another note, my sunburn is peeling. I almost never get sunburns, because of my naturally dark complexion, but this one is pretty bad. On the plus side, it's the first one I've gotten in about 3 years. My track record is pretty good where the sun is concerned.





Dammit, I just woke up to the wonderous pangs of a UTI.![]()
Awwwww what a cutie. I wish the pitbull that bit my doggy had been nice
And yowza! Look at them bewbies! I sure wouldn't mind molesting her a little bit...
Why the fuck can't I start the dishwasher? It only took me 18 years to learn to do my laundry...
If puppy wasn't injured I'd be in baton rouge right now.





I am re-re-re-reading my all time fave emotional self-help book. It usually does me a lot of good to review it. It better this time!
I could eat edamame all day.
I love my Pooooooka.
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."
Well fuck. All I did was extend the olive branch of sorts. If he doesn't want to be my friend, what the fuck ever.
i have a cold ugh! any ides on how to make it go away?
I am eating the worlds juciest pink grapefruit! Seriously...theres juice everywhere..I'm going to have to take a shower when I'm done!! But its SOOOOOO good!





A kid make a picture using only HTML? I just had a nerdgasm.
I don't care if it's fake or not.
http://www.break.com/index/kid-paint...e-in-html.html
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."
Woot! Last night I made $60 just yanking on some guy's hair. It was awesome.
I dealt with 2 days of the worlds biggest cocksuckers EVER at work. Going home with 400 a night fucking sucks balls. I'm so bummed over it.
I think all my glam makeup is way too much in that club .. or something.
Im considering getting airbrushed tanned to see if it'll cover up my dark circles under my eyes. Because Im pretty sure that a long time ago it did. I just hate doing the shit because it eventually wears off and I look like I have some funky ass skin disease.
I have to figure out how the fuck Im going to manage a month off of work in Sept. I have to work on this numbers today to see what I'll have to save up etc.





Yea! I just got an email from the teacher who I want to take for pre-calc saying he might be able to waive the non-transferable waste of time class geometry!!! Yea! If he does this he will able to save me money, time and stress. *crosses fingers*
you live like an ivy vine
you can only survive by clinging onto trees
that's your flaw
put down some roots so you can stand on your own
-Kenpachi





I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar.
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."
Mmm... mommy made me chive and Chinese sausage omlettes! Sometimes, I think she might like me more than she lets on!![]()
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