My grandparents are coming in from Memphis to visit for the weekend, and I expect they'll be here in a few hours! I'm going to introduce them to Thai food for the first time, since my grandfather can never get anything spicy enough. Whatever he gets, I'm gonna tell the waitress "Thai spicy" and see if it can make his eyes water or if he still adds a ton of Sriracha to it, LOL!










Screw you car rental people. Not renting your stupid car. I don't want to pay 350 for a 5 day rental. You suck balls.
you live like an ivy vine
you can only survive by clinging onto trees
that's your flaw
put down some roots so you can stand on your own
-Kenpachi





owwwwww. my chest is sunburned. and it didnt look red today so i thought i'd go tanning to try and even out my tan lines from the beach a little bit. boy was i wrong.. i have bright red around my tan lines now. the comments i get at work tonight should be fun.





lady jaaaaade...
do you ever share your famous cookie recipes? i have a hankering for homemade chocolate chip (or chunk) cookies....
do you... yanno... share your secrets?
nb: does not have to be the stripper-trapping formula... the regular kind will do.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Whew... seems like there is a lot of hostility on sw yesterday and today.
I left animal planet on for my kitty and now she is all excited and WEIRD. She LOVES watching the leapord cubs...
Note to Self: Leave Animal Planet on TV more often for the cat.





I'm so bored! Why didn't I go into work? Oh yeah...because of the flooding. I feel like I'm living in freakin' Seattle, I'm tired of the rain...plus, it makes me lazier than I already am! Hopefully, by Saturday it'll dry up a little.
What to eat tonight??? GGGRRRR....the same decision to make every night!
I need to take the trash out tonight, how exciting!
I hate this freaking town...I need to get the fuck out of here!!!![]()
I'm just......bbbbllllllllleahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
I saw a Play-Doh kit at Wal-mart with little stamps and plastic scissors for like 5 bucks but I didn't buy it because I don't have kids or babysit, or have relatives with kids nearby.
And I just had this urge... to play with Play Doh. If I had Play Doh I would bust it would bust it out right now. Hhhmmm. Maybe I will take a shower and if the urge doesn't pass make special trip to Wal-mart...
My cat Spice used to love watching Animal Planet, but only the shows about cats. We would snuggle up to watch Big Cat Diary together almost every night, and she would sit on the coffee table with rapt attention whenever any documentary about cats came on. She especially liked cheetahs and lions. But she didn't give a fuck about anything else on Animal Planet if cats weren't on!





OMG!
Why the hell is there a commercial on TV with a guy singing...
"Viiiiiiiiiva...VIAGRA!"
WTF?![]()





FUCK YOU WORLD JUST DIE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU GO TO HELL GOD DAMN TI FUCK YOU YOU NASTY PIECE OF SHIT WORLD
.end
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
Where's Pooka?





Um...she doesn't have a steady internet connection. Maybe rain related? I didn't ask her, but I remember her saying that.
I miss her, though!![]()
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Traditional Play Dough
* 1 cup flour
* 1 cup warm water
* 2 teaspoons cream of tartar
* 1 teaspoon oil
* 1/4 cup salt
* food coloring
Mix all ingredients, adding food coloring last. Stir over medium heat until smooth. Remove from pan and knead until blended smooth. Place in plastic bag or airtight container when cooled. Will last for a long time.





My wife is ok, she can get online once in a blue moon. I do believe she was online briefly yesterday.![]()
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."





my rat chewed a hole in my vibrator today. i am officially pissed.![]()
rat v. rabbit. rat wins. off to bike night. someone almost ran me over today, nearly dropped bike, caught it, burned my leg on exhaust, bitched at guy in car, he didn't understand english. lost cause. grrrrr.




I don't have much to say today...just in case anyone was interested...





If my house burned down tonight I wouldn't be surprised.
Are there any lawyers or law students on here?
Fuck bitches who think they can run a red light and then get out and start bitching at YOU and manipulating YOU and trying to guilt YOU when you know you were turning on a protected green arrow and so were the cars directly across from you.
My head still hurts![]()
I burned the sauce. I suck. It tastes great, albeit the black chunks![]()
I believe you Dottie and you have my support




I am SOOOO HAPPY. I just got off the phone with my new landlady and all the new appliances are in! Everything is brand new, including washer, dryer, range, fridge, and laminate floors. I am SO fucking thrilled.
I'm a little housewife at heart, and the thought of caring for my own place makes the Susie Homemaker in me do backflips. I've already got my Susie Homemaker bits bought, like your standard pyrex bakeware. I'm dying to hit target and get my oven mits, placemats, etc. The first thing I want to do is invite Boyfriend and I's other friends who are an item and do dinner. I want to make a small cake and take it to the neighbors all done up like the little 50's gothic housewife I am at heart.
It will be my castle.
By the way, I'm looking to buy a good red wine to toast my new castle when I get there. I like red wines with a fruity note. I'm not a fan of merlots. Any suggestions?
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