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    I'm hungry. And tired. And I need to go tanning. And eat. And clean. And I'm not gonna do any of the above. (except maybe eat)
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    I fucked up easy mac. How does one do this?

    Now what the hell will I eat? Im bored and the first 48 is on soon..I want to watch it and finish laundry..

    grr

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    It's 5 am and I'm awake. Cant get back to sleep. Insomnia fucking sucks.

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    I can't sleep either *sigh* 530am... bah well at least take this house and sell it will be on soon

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    I just did something so incredibly embarassing.....

    But the worst part was I needed my boyfriend asistance with the embarasing problem...but I didn't want to tell him what it was.

    He kept naggin me and nagging me until I told him.

    he said I shoudln't be embarassed to tell him anything. I said true..but that don't mean I have to share every embarassing moment with you...

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    Now you've peeked all of our interests Kaylinn

    Seriously though some things are just so embarassing you just want to keep them to yourself and it sucks when you need help for it

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    I'm a mean-ass bitch, and I'm not getting any sweeter.

    Phuck people!

    Why do stupid females think its okay to ask me if I have had a b.a. in the dressing room, before they bother to introduce themselves (I'm traveling)?

    Listen you cunt/twat-waffle, say hello before you attempt to get personal. I don't know you, and that's not a suitable introduction!!! Grrrr
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    Oh, and nope, rubbing titties isn't air dancing.
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    The cut-off age for stripping is when customers stop paying you.

    The end.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    I am really, really craving some lesbo sex right now. I wish I knew a pretty girl I could call to come over and have some. I don't know why I'm so damn horny today; I got laid last night and that was all hot and male, but today all I can think about is wrapping myself up in soft pretty girl.

    Dare I answer a craigslist ad? No. I have to do laundry and clean and wage war on pantry moths today, and then work on my screenplay and study for the GRE and try to get a couple of dungeon sessions tonight. Le sigh.

    I mean, I can't get no satisfaction. I can't get NO girly action. Cause I tried, and I tried, and I tried, and I tried!
    Ugh, I have to study for the GRE, too. I need to buy books and stuff. Want to be moral support GRE study-buddies?

    I need girl action, too! Well, I need action, and girls are my only option. It's criminal how long it's been since I've had sex. I think that's my main gripe with stripping - no night life, thus no action. Although I swear, I think every attractive lesbian in this area is ten years younger than me, and I'm just not going there.

    I ended up 'coming out' to two of the graduate students in the lab I intern at about being a stripper - one of them pretty much guessed. It wasn't a problem - they were cool about it and will keep it a secret. I can't lie for shit - I've only been at the lab since May. I couldn't even make it four months without someone figuring it out; how am I going to make it through years of grad school trying to keep it hidden?
    Dear Lord, save us from those thy children who speak without thought, and protect them also from the rotten tomatoes they shall thereafter receive in the kisser.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustJayda View Post
    I'm a mean-ass bitch, and I'm not getting any sweeter.

    Phuck people!

    Why do stupid females think its okay to ask me if I have had a b.a. in the dressing room, before they bother to introduce themselves (I'm traveling)?

    Listen you cunt/twat-waffle, say hello before you attempt to get personal. I don't know you, and that's not a suitable introduction!!! Grrrr
    So I guess now would be a bad time to compliment your gorgeous behind?

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    LOLOL^^^^^ ty
    Quote Originally Posted by MarvelGirl View Post
    Oh, and nope, rubbing titties isn't air dancing.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    The cut-off age for stripping is when customers stop paying you.

    The end.

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    Minette, why bother to hide it? What are you majoring in?

    And we can totally nag each other to study more. What's your GRE prep book? When are you taking it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rozz View Post
    So I guess now would be a bad time to compliment your gorgeous behind?
    That was exactly what I was thinking! Jayda, you can be as mean as you want to be, as long as I can stare longingly at that fantastic booty!




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    I went to the Yankee game yesterday and watched them loose from one of the luxury boxes. At least the cocktails were free

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    Well, finally back from the DMV. And my picture came out great for my license! Whoo hoo! *dances*

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    If it has a good picture on it, then it isn't a valid driver's license. You need to go back.

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    Aww, man! I knew it was too easy!

    Actually, I've always had good pictures on my licenses, even though I'm so not photogenic at all. Guess I'm just lucky!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    If it has a good picture on it, then it isn't a valid driver's license. You need to go back.
    So what does it mean when the *best* pictures of you are your drivers' license pictures?

    Quote Originally Posted by Tart View Post
    Am i the only chick on here not into girls at all? I mean I've had sex with girls and had an off and on again love affair with a chick for 2years. But she was my best friend prior to it happening.

    I just never really wanted to get down with a woman .. naturally it's happened but I've never longed for it.

    Oh i have easy mac
    That sequence just made my night (so far) The epitome of what makes this the "random" thread.
    "Women, not girls, rule my world" - Prince

    "No parking on the dance floor" - Midnight Star

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    Hubby got a remote start installed on his car. I fear he will spend the entire day happily starting the car from the living room..

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    Hubby got a remote start installed on his car. I fear he will spend the entire day happily starting the car from the living room..
    those are actually very handy for those cold snowy florida winters.

    meh, you're right though, it's a fun toy.

    except if (when) you accidentally and unknowingly turn it on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snoopy View Post
    those are actually very handy for those cold snowy florida winters.

    meh, you're right though, it's a fun toy.

    except if (when) you accidentally and unknowingly turn it on.
    LOL..well the excuse was to turn on the AC so you dont have to get into a boiling hot car.

    But it was really just to have a toy...

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    Damn I've been on the phone with people for the past 2-3 hours making sure they fix my fridge, yell at the assholes, call my grandma, etc. All the while my cat sleeps on my grocery bag. I wish I was a cat.
    you live like an ivy vine
    you can only survive by clinging onto trees
    that's your flaw
    put down some roots so you can stand on your own
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    I'm so jealous of my cat right now......




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    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk View Post
    Damn I've been on the phone with people for the past 2-3 hours making sure they fix my fridge, yell at the assholes, call my grandma, etc. All the while my cat sleeps on my grocery bag. I wish I was a cat.
    Woah!!! Saw that right after I posted! I'm telling you, cats have it made, lil shyts.




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    I feel so sick. I don't know if it's what I had for lunch - cold leftover steamed new potatoes sprinkled with A-1 sauce, and a pluot - but I feel like I'm on a roller coaster to hell. I'm gonna go puke.

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    exotic engineer, i looove your new avatar!

    i'm super happy right now but i dont want to post why on the internet. haha. never know who might be reading it but seriously, i cant stop smiling.. and i havent had many days like that lately!

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