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    Here's what else we did: The Candy Bar Melted In The Diaper Taste Test Game.

    Would you eat what's in this diaper? Oh yes you would. (I think that one was a Snickers.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    And he better marry you or I WILL.
    I just told him you said that and he grinned. "I'm not opposed to that! Do I still get to sleep here?"

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    He can sleep in the spare bed only fed minimal food and used for sex when we need peen.


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    ^^^ "Okay!" he says cheerfully.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stellaforstars View Post
    Yeah, but trust me, NOTHING was as expensive as those shoes.
    Oh my most beautiful girl, that is so far from the truth.

    There was one certain person {cough, cough} whose gifts, collectively, were significantly more expensive than those boots. That's why it took four boxes, remember? And they were all separately insured by an outside carrier.

    Note to self: Don't ever do this again. All it does is get you put on "ignore member" status so she won't end up seeing this post, anyway.

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    He's not dating anyone. Go for it, girl!
    You say that with such evident glee. Are you clapping your hands, too?

    It might be a good idea to at least let my corpse cool completely before shoving it into a shallow grave.
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    RoseWhite, if I could crush on you anymore without, well, crushing you and your eggbelly, consider yourself crushed. That was a poorly-expressed sentence, hope the meaning came through. I heart me a cook.

    And off to find some eats of my own. Le sigh.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    Oh, and just because I'm curious... what kind of "theme food" have you done? That sounds like fun!
    WELL. I've done Oscar nights with food to match every one of the nominees - a few examples from that night included In Cold Bloody Marys (In Cold Blood), Ring of Fireballs (Walk the Line), Saketinis (Memoirs of a Geisha), Cigarettes Russes cookies (Good Night and Good Luck), Banana Daiquiris (King Kong), Beanie Weenies (Brokeback Mountain), and Penguin Eggs (March of the Penguins), among other items. I've gone batshit insane with holidays like Day of the Dead and Mardi Gras. For my half sister's wedding reception I did a dessert bar with items representing all the countries she and her husband had visited in their considerable travels. Things like that - I'll have to PM you links to the pics from each (when I can find them).

    My favorite was the party I did for a friend who was celebrating 20 years of having survived childhood cancer. Her mom threw the bash, which they named simply "Fuck Cancer!" and they wanted crazy, laughing-in-the-face-of-cancer food. She had been to other parties of mine and knew what I'd be willing to do, and suggested one example - deviled eggs with black olive "tumors" in them. I asked her if she REALLY wanted me to go nuts with that kind of thing, and she insisted that she did. So here's the menu, next post:
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    My cat silhouettes suck iin comparison to my bird ones.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Other Owner View Post
    Oh my most beautiful girl, that is so far from the truth.

    There was one certain person {cough, cough} whose gifts, collectively, were significantly more expensive than those boots. That's why it took four boxes, remember? And they were all separately insured by an outside carrier.

    Note to self: Don't ever do this again. All it does is get you put on "ignore member" status so she won't end up seeing this post, anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseWhite View Post
    So here's the menu, next post:
    ...yes?? I can't wait to see it, LOL!

    Those are awesome! You're so creative!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    ...
    I amended the post to remove the source of your confusion.

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    Full Menu for the Fuck Cancer Party:

    Brain Tumor Jello Mold*: Gin & Tonic (with floating growths); & Heart Disease Jello Mold*: Vodka, grenadine, tonic, and fresh lime, with disease striations (black food coloring streaks).

    Chemotherapy Punch with Absolut Kurant, champagne, Chambord and cranberry juice. Served in IV drip bag.

    Devilled Ovaries Eggs, chipotle peppers, pignoli, mayonnaise, bell peppers, and fresh cilantro, with black olive tumor.

    Cajun Blackened Lungs: Wild sockeye salmon seared with a cajun spice blend, served over cream cheese on assorted crackers. (Displayed in shape of a pair of lungs, of course.)

    Polpettine alla Testicolo (testicle meatballs) in Puff Pastry Scrotums: Turkey & pork meatballs seasoned with rosemary, garlic, & peppers; stuffed with mozzarella cheese and coated with a Cabernet marinara. Served in puff pastry, uhhh, . . . sacks that are brushed with olive oil. Vegetarian alternatives made with soy-based sausage and prepared as above.

    Melanoma Nut Crunch
    Toasted pistachios, pecans, sunflower seeds and cashews, seasoned with fresh rosemary, cayenne pepper, butter, brown sugar and sea salt

    Red Velvet Uteri Cupcakes: Red velvet wombs decorated with Twizzler fallopian tubes, yogurt covered raisin ovum, and a mini-donut cervix.

    Colonnoli: Chocolate ricotta cream filling in cannoli shells, with candied cherry polyps

    Finally, my favorite food invention to date was -
    Mammo-Grahams:
    Potato candy flavored with peanut butter and smashed between cinnamon or chocolate graham crackers, brushed with Nutella and adorned with a candy nipple. (They looked uncannily like a squished boob between mammography plates. I included varying skin tones by adjusting the amount of peanut butter.)

    *I have awesome brain and heart Jello molds I got from a medical catalog.
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    ^^^ OMG, that's fucking AWESOME!!

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    BTW, I finally got a good pic of my stupid cat Buddy. That's him in my new avatar. He always has his tongue hanging out!

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    ^ What a great idea!

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    Oh, so that is what happened. I'm sorry. I wondered and guess but didn't want to assume. I'd say I'm here for you again, but I don't want to make it appear I have other motives.


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    Thanks! I amuse myself. Here's a shot of the Mammo-Grahams, though I wish I had a better shot of a single one from the side.



    Very nummy too! As obnoxious as my food can be, I never let it be at the expense of taste. Well, in the literal sense anyway.
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    Cancer has never sounded so damn tasty!!

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    Don't BEAT cancer, EAT cancer!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    Don't BEAT cancer, EAT cancer!
    That's the spirit! Ha!
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    ^Oh don't worry, I'm perfectly fine. There is a smile and wink in that post.

    What traumatized me before was the belief that I'd made a terrible mistake because of some bad assumptions, and it was breaking my heart.

    It turns out my original assumptions were correct. So everybody is fine, and all is good in the world.

    Yeah, I know, it's totally confusing. Even to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SundayMorning View Post
    RoseWhite, if I could crush on you anymore without, well, crushing you and your eggbelly, consider yourself crushed. That was a poorly-expressed sentence, hope the meaning came through. I heart me a cook.
    Oh purrrrs! That makes me so tickled. Between my girth and my pregnancy rash (don't ask), I don't feel very crushable these days. Except for Mast, but we know he has issues. (That we love him for.)

    Hopefully I'll get to cook for ya someday! Babyfamily & I are coming to Austin in October to visit my Dad (he just moved there) . . . I know that's not San Antonio, but hmm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Other Owner View Post
    What traumatized me before was the belief that I'd made a terrible mistake because of some bad assumptions, and it was breaking my heart.
    It turns out my original assumptions were correct. So everybody is fine, and all is good in the world.
    Yeah, I know, it's totally confusing. Even to me.
    I'm really confused, hard to keep up with random thread. What's going on?

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    Hellloooo random thread.

    RoseWhite, I'm jealous. I wanna easter-egg paint da belleh!

    Lysondra: I think you're fabulous. We should be friends I has no friends either We can cyber cuddle half way around the world!!

    Yek: Maybe K is just trying to be romantic, and trying to catch you off guard with the ring thing. (ie, waiting for you to give up and then surprise you) I dunno, it took me years of bitching to get mine lol.
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    Well then... now just to wait for the body to cool?


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