Here's what else we did: The Candy Bar Melted In The Diaper Taste Test Game.
Would you eat what's in this diaper? Oh yes you would. (I think that one was a Snickers.)
Here's what else we did: The Candy Bar Melted In The Diaper Taste Test Game.
Would you eat what's in this diaper? Oh yes you would. (I think that one was a Snickers.)
"Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins
"I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott





He can sleep in the spare bed only fed minimal food and used for sex when we need peen.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
^^^ "Okay!" he says cheerfully.![]()
Oh my most beautiful girl, that is so far from the truth.
There was one certain person {cough, cough} whose gifts, collectively, were significantly more expensive than those boots. That's why it took four boxes, remember? And they were all separately insured by an outside carrier.
Note to self: Don't ever do this again. All it does is get you put on "ignore member" status so she won't end up seeing this post, anyway.
You say that with such evident glee. Are you clapping your hands, too?
It might be a good idea to at least let my corpse cool completely before shoving it into a shallow grave.![]()
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RoseWhite, if I could crush on you anymore without, well, crushing you and your eggbelly, consider yourself crushed. That was a poorly-expressed sentence, hope the meaning came through. I heart me a cook.
And off to find some eats of my own. Le sigh.
WELL. I've done Oscar nights with food to match every one of the nominees - a few examples from that night included In Cold Bloody Marys (In Cold Blood), Ring of Fireballs (Walk the Line), Saketinis (Memoirs of a Geisha), Cigarettes Russes cookies (Good Night and Good Luck), Banana Daiquiris (King Kong), Beanie Weenies (Brokeback Mountain), and Penguin Eggs (March of the Penguins), among other items. I've gone batshit insane with holidays like Day of the Dead and Mardi Gras. For my half sister's wedding reception I did a dessert bar with items representing all the countries she and her husband had visited in their considerable travels. Things like that - I'll have to PM you links to the pics from each (when I can find them).
My favorite was the party I did for a friend who was celebrating 20 years of having survived childhood cancer. Her mom threw the bash, which they named simply "Fuck Cancer!" and they wanted crazy, laughing-in-the-face-of-cancer food. She had been to other parties of mine and knew what I'd be willing to do, and suggested one example - deviled eggs with black olive "tumors" in them. I asked her if she REALLY wanted me to go nuts with that kind of thing, and she insisted that she did. So here's the menu, next post:
"Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins
"I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott





My cat silhouettes suck iin comparison to my bird ones.![]()
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Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
Full Menu for the Fuck Cancer Party:
Brain Tumor Jello Mold*: Gin & Tonic (with floating growths); & Heart Disease Jello Mold*: Vodka, grenadine, tonic, and fresh lime, with disease striations (black food coloring streaks).
Chemotherapy Punch with Absolut Kurant, champagne, Chambord and cranberry juice. Served in IV drip bag.
Devilled Ovaries Eggs, chipotle peppers, pignoli, mayonnaise, bell peppers, and fresh cilantro, with black olive tumor.
Cajun Blackened Lungs: Wild sockeye salmon seared with a cajun spice blend, served over cream cheese on assorted crackers. (Displayed in shape of a pair of lungs, of course.)
Polpettine alla Testicolo (testicle meatballs) in Puff Pastry Scrotums: Turkey & pork meatballs seasoned with rosemary, garlic, & peppers; stuffed with mozzarella cheese and coated with a Cabernet marinara. Served in puff pastry, uhhh, . . . sacks that are brushed with olive oil. Vegetarian alternatives made with soy-based sausage and prepared as above.
Melanoma Nut Crunch
Toasted pistachios, pecans, sunflower seeds and cashews, seasoned with fresh rosemary, cayenne pepper, butter, brown sugar and sea salt
Red Velvet Uteri Cupcakes: Red velvet wombs decorated with Twizzler fallopian tubes, yogurt covered raisin ovum, and a mini-donut cervix.
Colonnoli: Chocolate ricotta cream filling in cannoli shells, with candied cherry polyps
Finally, my favorite food invention to date was -
Mammo-Grahams:
Potato candy flavored with peanut butter and smashed between cinnamon or chocolate graham crackers, brushed with Nutella and adorned with a candy nipple. (They looked uncannily like a squished boob between mammography plates. I included varying skin tones by adjusting the amount of peanut butter.)
*I have awesome brain and heart Jello molds I got from a medical catalog.
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"Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins
"I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott
^^^ OMG, that's fucking AWESOME!!![]()
BTW, I finally got a good pic of my stupid cat Buddy. That's him in my new avatar. He always has his tongue hanging out!
^ What a great idea!





Oh, so that is what happened. I'm sorry. I wondered and guess but didn't want to assume. I'd say I'm here for you again, but I don't want to make it appear I have other motives.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
Thanks! I amuse myself.Here's a shot of the Mammo-Grahams, though I wish I had a better shot of a single one from the side.
Very nummy too! As obnoxious as my food can be, I never let it be at the expense of taste. Well, in the literal sense anyway.
"Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins
"I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott
Cancer has never sounded so damn tasty!!





Don't BEAT cancer, EAT cancer!
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
"Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins
"I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott
^Oh don't worry, I'm perfectly fine. There is a smile and wink in that post.![]()
What traumatized me before was the belief that I'd made a terrible mistake because of some bad assumptions, and it was breaking my heart.
It turns out my original assumptions were correct. So everybody is fine, and all is good in the world.
Yeah, I know, it's totally confusing. Even to me.![]()
Oh purrrrs! That makes me so tickled. Between my girth and my pregnancy rash (don't ask), I don't feel very crushable these days. Except for Mast, but we know he has issues. (That we love him for.)
Hopefully I'll get to cook for ya someday! Babyfamily & I are coming to Austin in October to visit my Dad (he just moved there) . . . I know that's not San Antonio, but hmm.
"Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins
"I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott
"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
Originally Posted by Mia M
Hellloooo random thread.
RoseWhite, I'm jealous. I wanna easter-egg paint da belleh!
Lysondra: I think you're fabulous. We should be friendsI has no friends either
We can cyber cuddle half way around the world!!
Yek: Maybe K is just trying to be romantic, and trying to catch you off guard with the ring thing. (ie, waiting for you to give up and then surprise you) I dunno, it took me years of bitching to get mine lol.
I believe you Dottie and you have my support





Well then... now just to wait for the body to cool?
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
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