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    I hate that Sarah Jessica Parker even has a career.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
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    ^ He Speaks The Truth

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    I'm so bored. Sitting here, alone in my parents house, keeping it clean for open houses while they're gone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MojoJojo View Post
    I hate that Sarah Jessica Parker even has a career.
    I can't even fucking believe that you didn't love footloose.
    I have taught that the sky in all its zones is mortal and its substance was formed by a process of birth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    I can't even fucking believe that you didn't love footloose.
    I didn't just not love Footloose - I thought it was stupid pop dribble. And it has several of what are now my favorite actors.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    SJP is horrible, and looks like a man. She is not aging well, and I don't see what all the hype is about with her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CorsicaFire View Post
    SJP is horrible, and looks like a man. She is not aging well, and I don't see what all the hype is about with her.

    YES YES YES - I've said that for a long time. She has DUDE FACE!
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

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    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    She looks like a transvestite storybook witch.

    Nose and all x.x

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    Okay, this isn't random any more, folks. This is specific. Time to get back on track.

    I wish I had a tasty gyro and some hummous.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
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    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    LOL, at first I read that as "I need a tasty GYNO"


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    Quote Originally Posted by CorsicaFire View Post
    LOL, at first I read that as "I need a tasty GYNO"

    I try not to speculumate about such things.

    ..........okay, that was weak
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    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    Quote Originally Posted by MojoJojo View Post
    I wish I had a tasty gyro and some hummous.
    I've got tasty hummus! I didn't know that monkeys ate hummus...



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    Quote Originally Posted by hardkandee View Post
    I've got tasty hummus! I didn't know that monkeys ate hummus...

    I'm no average monkey.
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    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
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    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    "Hummus" makes me think huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............. oooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmm

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    Quote Originally Posted by MojoJojo View Post
    I'm no average monkey.
    You know that I know that.



    Because there ain't no tits on the radio

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    Quote Originally Posted by hardkandee View Post
    You know that I know that.

    I would NEVER throw poo at you...
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    -David Daye

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    Poo slinging is a sport in some parts of the world. Why? I don't know.

    I'm about to spend $300 for makeup on Urban Decay, and honestly? I don't think I'm buying enough.



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    Wow - and the award for the Random Thread goes to ... HARDKANDEEEEEE

    "poo slinging...sport....makeup....urban decay"

    <blink>
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    And I'm not in any kind of altered state. Just mildly bored because the UFC fights on tonight aren't so exciting.

    If I were in the UFC I'd just talk dirty to my opponent. I'm pretty sure I could use my seductive skills to get those boys to tapout.



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    Quote Originally Posted by hardkandee View Post
    And I'm not in any kind of altered state. Just mildly bored because the UFC fights on tonight aren't so exciting.

    If I were in the UFC I'd just talk dirty to my opponent. I'm pretty sure I could use my seductive skills to get those boys to tapout.
    Gee, I dunno. Wanna test that theory? I'm willing to try.

    ..........................I'm a giver.
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    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    ^^^ Yeah ummm... "let me slip into something more comfortable"
    Sarah Jessica Parker, we know that honey color was not that simple.

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    Why do I only seem to get cats that have the worst breath. Seriously , and i've owned a few. so bad sooo very bad.

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    ummm weirdly my mother loves cat breath. She says its as sweet and innocent as a newborn baby's breath. Yeah, moms are so weird.

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    Puppy breath is awesome

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    I wonder if Sarah J parkers perfume smells like her career

    stale

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