I hate that Sarah Jessica Parker even has a career.
I hate that Sarah Jessica Parker even has a career.
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye
^ He Speaks The Truth
I'm so bored. Sitting here, alone in my parents house, keeping it clean for open houses while they're gone.
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye
SJP is horrible, and looks like a man. She is not aging well, and I don't see what all the hype is about with her.
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye
She looks like a transvestite storybook witch.
Nose and all x.x
Okay, this isn't random any more, folks. This is specific. Time to get back on track.
I wish I had a tasty gyro and some hummous.
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye
LOL, at first I read that as "I need a tasty GYNO"
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"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye





"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye
"Hummus" makes me think huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............. oooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmm





"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye





Poo slinging is a sport in some parts of the world. Why? I don't know.
I'm about to spend $300 for makeup on Urban Decay, and honestly? I don't think I'm buying enough.![]()
Because there ain't no tits on the radio
Wow - and the award for the Random Thread goes to ... HARDKANDEEEEEE
"poo slinging...sport....makeup....urban decay"
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"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye





And I'm not in any kind of altered state. Just mildly bored because the UFC fights on tonight aren't so exciting.
If I were in the UFC I'd just talk dirty to my opponent. I'm pretty sure I could use my seductive skills to get those boys to tapout.
Because there ain't no tits on the radio
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye





^^^ Yeah ummm... "let me slip into something more comfortable"
Sarah Jessica Parker, we know that honey color was not that simple.
Why do I only seem to get cats that have the worst breath. Seriously , and i've owned a few. so bad sooo very bad.





ummm weirdly my mother loves cat breath. She says its as sweet and innocent as a newborn baby's breath. Yeah, moms are so weird.
Puppy breath is awesome
-E
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I wonder if Sarah J parkers perfume smells like her career
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