people that smoke 100's make me wanna vomit
my boobs feel like a million lbs right now
I really loath pointless fucking people. And i have no longer any shame in pointing out how bad they suck
people that smoke 100's make me wanna vomit
my boobs feel like a million lbs right now
I really loath pointless fucking people. And i have no longer any shame in pointing out how bad they suck





I challenge your puppy to a cuteness duel!!!
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Because there ain't no tits on the radio
En garde!
WHAT NOW? He's just a white circle of fluff with eyes.
Meaning: There's no way you can defeat me.![]()
The only thing cuter then puppies...puppies AND a baby...
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Holy shit... very cute.
The only thing possibly cuter? Puppies that look like little bears.
(Both are shiba inus btw!)


Why is my boyfriend being a total douchebag this weekend? All he wants to do is agrue and fight about how I don't respect him. Has he ever stopped to think that maybe he's not doing anything to earn my respect? I hope somebody screws over his daughter the same way he's trying to fuck me over. I love his stupid ass, but sometimes I really wonder if he's worth the stress. I could do bad all by my damn self.





Puppy breath smells like coffee grounds.
I'm hungry, and I think I'm gonna go buy some salmon for dinner. Fuuuuuuck. Going to the grocery store on a Sunday sucks harder than your sister.
I want my grandma's homemade root beer. But, she's dead now, and I don't know the recipe.
Has anyone seen the trailer for this movie "Black Sheep"? Are you kidding me? LOL @ "the VIOLENCE of the lambs!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMp8mSRiHow
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.





For TheSexKitten. Yes, I have a fish phobia. Anything over Goldfish size freaks me out. This is why I have banned myself from lakes, zoo areas with fish and seafood resturants.
thats okay sc i have a fear of birds i do not go to aviares.
i am sick of being not being able to spell anything i think i am going to go back to grade school and start agine. This is why i hate Cannon McMillan school distict they let me threw with out basic skill. arrrr
Haha that's cool! I've never heard of a fish phobia before.
And Krchab's post made me think of a fond memory.
*begin reminiscing*
In fourth grade, my class banded together to create a hand-sewn quilt. The last square needed to be sewn on, but there was a spelling test that had to be done. However, I got to skip the test entirely and sew the last part of the quilt because I had gotten 100% on every single vocabulary/spelling test since first grade.
I was also reading by age 3 and getting college-level reading marks on standardized tests since sixth grade.
*end reminiscing*
And to think I was considering a physiology major! I have to admit that I'd probably be cheating myself if I didn't go the English or even poly sci route.
Why is there only two weeks left in my semester and I haven't started studying for finals or writing my term papers?
Why I lame enough to have not gotten out of bed and gone to class for a week?
Why am I falling in love with my totally non-committal fuck buddy???
God I just LIVE to torture myself sometimes..
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I want a fuck-buddy toooooooooooooooo!!!!!
or just some human contact?? a robot would do at this point.
god i need to get laid. like, good-hard-fuck sweet-spoon-with-you-afterwards type lay.
i HATE dancing for cute boys and then going home alone, knowing that I am not an unattractive lagoon monster, but yet I'm still single and lonely. how depressssssssiiiiiinnnnnggg..
I met the HOTTTTest guy at a Long Beach bike night this past saturday, and he came up and flirted with me, etc., but it's been so stupidly long since I've done this shit outside the club that I couldn't even think of anything to say! So we made eye contact a million times instead during the evening, and when I'd finally gotten up the guts to find him/talk/give him my #, he was gone. damn. damn damn damn.![]()
I wish I could get over this guy geeeeezzzzz. What a toally bizarre situation this is.
I wish someone would just come over and clean up this last bit of crap, I dont want to look at it again.
Sigh, whay do I like men so much?
in DC it's a $100 ticket for driving while you're on the phone. I thnk thet's rad and should be the law everywhere.
Bullets should be hella expensive.
Mitch Haedburg(sp?) was fucking awesome, too bad he died.
I think I'm getting hungry.
People and protein annoys me. Too many people talk about food like they know what they're talking about and I wants to punch them. There's this total lardass in one of my classes who is always talking about what's good and what's not good for you while arguing that COKE is good for you and so is Crystal Lite... wtf? uhm, no. No it's not. I hope she chokes on a sub. Or not, that's a big extreem, but stil, I wish she's stfu!! Gerr.
Why I am a so sleepy. I don't want to go to work tonight. I want to go on vacation. What i realy need is to go to a good metal concert. oh well such is life i quess.
I just got the weirdest craving for milk, cheese, almonds, and plain peanut butter.
Even weirder? I'm chowing down right now.
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE peanut butter.




I was in a public restroom and shot down a fly while i was pissing....eh it was cool.

I just made a grilled cheese sandwich. Then I burnt my tongue on really hot cheese. Now it doesn't taste as good
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Why didn't I use sunblock when I was driving the Scag yesterday? My shoulders are crispy now!
And who would've thought mowing grass and picking up goose poop would be so much fun!
I heart Scags!!!!



Scags Rule! LOL
Im really tired today
Oh god am I paying for seeing him on Sat. I met him at Expo, we started flirting(it has been like 5 months since I last did him) and left. Well long story short he has been in Indonesia for 3 months(no place to sleep here) and I live to far so we pulled into a *mostly* deserted dead end.
He fucked me so hard on the hood of the car that my entire back is purple...OWIE!!! So is my neck but that's a different storyIt was like ten times better cause while the cars drove by he kept telling me what a dirty little slut I was for not caring if they saw. WOO
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Man I missed him...Nobody..and I do mean NOBODY fucks me like he does..dirty old man..hmm hmm hmm. It's just too bad I'm head over heels in love with him since I would have to literally put cement booties on him to keep him in a relationshipFucking bittersweet situation if you ask me.
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