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so please, keep praying to the dahli-bessy.
Holy shit; I pulled some bush size weeds out back today!




I'm in major lazy mode right now. I need to be going to my new house for a housewarming party that is going on right now, and then I need to finish getting ready for tonight.
But I made the mistake of laying down on my bed. Sooooooo comfy.
I slept only 4 hours last nite/today and i'm exhausted. I think I go out too much, by the time the weekend comes around I just wanna sleep. My schedule is effed, I'd rather go out on a Monday/Tuesday/Wednesday than the weekend.
There's a wild side behind every innocent face.
End violence against women.
I support Dottie.
when you guys sell stuff on ebay what do you lable them as?
smelly old stripper boots?
bcasue i think they might find that offensive and take it down
ive got to know got tons of shit to sell
<3
Table dances are dangerous in 6 inch high heels when the dudes girlfriend walks up and throws her beer at you---
Bombing for Peace is Like Fucking for Virginity
Alli: 20$ bucks a dance thats the lowest i can go
Dude: even for me
Allie: even for you
Dude: how about 25$ drunk people r dumb
^ I want to do ebanned, but I don't have an ISP email. Do you have to put pics of yourself up there to make good sales?
HOLY FUCK ON THIS SITE!
seriously
and why can't I seem to get my conditioner to do easily into my lil' travel bottles?
bastards.





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you live like an ivy vine
you can only survive by clinging onto trees
that's your flaw
put down some roots so you can stand on your own
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...proof I need to quit. :x I'm annoying anyway.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
UGHHH I HATE AOL. and a screw came outta the bottom of my laptop?? wth




ED E’ SUBITO SERA
Ognuno sta solo sul cuor della terra
trafitto da un raggio di sole:
ed è subito sera
--Salvatore Quasimodo--
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I could've gone to the DJ's swanky hotel room after work tonight and gotten some really hot action. Instead I made out with him at work for about two seconds and now I'm frustrated as all shit. I have his email address but not his number. Why didn't I go to the nice hotel room and have some fun hot stripper-DJ sex? I could've totally lived the cliche!
Instead I'll be masturbating in my car in the freezing cold. I'm sick and fucking tired of being so cowardly.
Yek, i totally want to bang you lol.
I have cd's!!
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-E
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I spent the whole damn night tonight wanting to sneak into the DJ booth and see how freaky I could get with no one noticing, but I (wisely, I suppose) spent the evening hustling and making money instead. After work we didn't get any fucking privacy because everyone was hanging around waiting on us to quit flirting and leave. We did get a pretty interesting and fun kiss, which led to more hot kissing, but I had to sneak it in during the five seconds no one else was around. He was completely not expecting it either; we've been totally professional until I gave in to impulse and laid it on him. I'm still smiling at the expression of stunned happy disbelief that took over his face.
Cold leather car seats need love too...
-E
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I can't sleep and it's fucking 8 in the morning!! This is driving me crazy! I have not been able to get to sleep at a semi decent hour for two weeks.





What the fuck is up with cats and their "dawn hyperness!!!???" My cat starts acting crazy around the same time every damn day! Between 5-7AM. I swear...she loves to get her ass beat around that time. Is this just kitty playtime or something? My other cats were all the same way. Little shit!





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