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    I'll vouch for her too! She's a total Newb! Uh huh, yep yep!




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    Ah, I just finished up a sad book a few minutes ago and looked up to see it was 12:03. Decided to check my horoscope for the day:

    Things are a bit less than perfect for you right now, but there's no reason to despair. It's a short phase that should readjust quickly and once you're past today's obstacles things should go quite smoothly.

    and THANK GOODNESS. The last thing I need is a bad day. Not like anything is terribly wrong at the moment. I think I'm just hormonal. (Damn female parts!) I have been craving chocolate all night and I didn't think I had any in the house, but I just found dark chocolate kisses and andes mints stashed in the candy bag i had forgotten were there. Mmm, sometimes you just need chocolate... I really feel like a junkie that just got my fix.

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    I knew when I came home nothing would change. I can't take it any more. I want out.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Callyish View Post
    I can't do pole work... nope not me... never touched a pole *coughs and looks around*
    hahaha. yes, you SUCK at pole

    cally when you come here we are SO doing a photo shoot together.

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    Oh hell yes Darcy!! We are doin shoots together then im bringing you back to Canada with me and making you mine

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    yes!!! darcy+cally photos = hotness.

    hey i might be coming to canada in october... do you ever go to vancouver?

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    Yes yes I do!! Tell me when you'll be there and i'll book myself out there

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    awesome i'll find out when... just gotta get my passport sorted out, i'm flying over there to shoot for my website and the company are based in vancouver. but hopefully it'll be pretty soon!

    yaaaay i wanna meet cally.

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    I just wanted to say Thank you to Jade ( I'll pm you ) We had a pit stop in the city for 24 hours. We filmed a DVD today and Chris did his home speaking. We are off today to Detroit then the entire East coast.

    I received the cookies when I got home. Most of my mail always comes late.

    I'm leaving this site for good and have asked my profile to be deleted. It's random so it belongs in the random thread.

    lol no need to start an entire thread as a farewell or fuck off. At any rate.

    Ya'll take care you hear!

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    ^Why are you leaving, Tart?



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    I rather not go into it. Nothing but hate will spew forth. Needless to say, it's for the best

    There are ways to stay in touch. I'll PM you my email address.

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    ^I'm gonna send a friend request to your MySpace account, too, if that's okay, Missy.



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    Tart, I hope someday when I go back to Chicago I will get to meet you. You've shared so many personal stories and are a truly amazing woman. Take care.

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    Tart, drop me a line on MySpace if you ever come to Australia!

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    OMG. I am Ms. PMS Central right now. I want to cry and throw things at the fucking wall....AAAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!! I HATE PMS! I swear...it's so bad that I check my panties like every 5 minutes just to see if I've fucking started already!!!!

    I'm just glad I finished my dancer laundry....now I get to do nails and toes...WEEEEEEE!!!

    BTW. Where is my cat? Lil shit.



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    i get to meet tart. neener neener.

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    No, Tart, don't go!

    I answered a craigslist w4w ad, and she seems interested in me but she's inquiring about the man in my life (I sent her a link to my profile on MySpace). I need a way to explain about the open relationship without making myself look like another trendsexual trolling for girl-pooty behind her boyfriend's back. I so suck at tact.

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    ^ I just tell them straight out. Works fine.

    Also, speaking of girls... a few days ago I had fun with a beautiful dark South African woman.


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    Oooh, pretty! The hooker we got at the Chicken Ranch was African. Long little braids and espresso skin, she was gorgeous. K said when she and I were playing together we looked like a yin-yang.

    What do you want out of, Lysondra? The engagement?

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    She was lovely and dark and smelled of chocolate (no really, she had chocolate perfume!). I played with her in a hot tub in front of two men.. one of which ended up doing here while we went at it. BAD ME!!

    Partner is trying really hard but I'm just not that into it anymore. I knew my trip away for two weeks would teach me something... and it did.. that I didn't miss home. So I'm working out carefully my next steps.

    I haven't told anyone this but I will now. Last week I broke it off. He still thinks it's repairable so I'm letting him try, but I'm looking and he knows it.

    My only fear is my immigration now, but I have a few wildcards up my sleeve for emergencies.


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    I think that's probably a good idea. You're a bit young for a second marriage and he didn't seem like the right guy for you at all. Get your frisky self out there and live it up!

    The hot tub thing sounds wonderful. How do you hook this stuff up? I need some stories like that! And preferably without driving to Nevada and paying $1200!

    What do I tell this giiiiiiiiiiiiiirl? Although who knows, she might look like a dog. She's seen my MySpace but she hasn't sent me a pic yet... still, she sounds cool. I just gotta think of what to tell her and how to word it. "I have a great guy but he goes out of town a lot and often I'm in the mood for soft silky girl, and maybe sometime he can watch or join in if you're down with that" seems a bit too, I dunno, craigslist.

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    I'll send you the story via PM.. it's MUCH steamier in reality than I'm even posting here.

    Maybe you should tell her turtle to send you a pic.


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    I feel all responsible. I'm going to school early to get help for my evil take home math quiz. Gonna treat myself to some coffee first.
    you live like an ivy vine
    you can only survive by clinging onto trees
    that's your flaw
    put down some roots so you can stand on your own
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    Why do I keep getting so many emails telling me I need a bigger penis? Maybe they're right. I'm not getting any penis at all while K is out of town, so any penis would be bigger than the one I'm getting. Will these pills really get me a good deep penis this week?

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    I actually want to have a penis for one day.

    I would pee on a wall without getting my shorts wet.

    I would travel to snow and write my name in it.

    I'd get head.

    I'd get some ass.

    I'd get laid.

    Then I'd flash my hubby with it and go "WooWoo!"

    Just one day would be fun.




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