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    Why do I keep gaining weight when i eat better and exercise more than i used to?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameronfl View Post
    I'm now picturing hot pink and ocean blue clouds spewing from my butt.....sweet...
    LMAO!!! What foods would make those color farts, pre tel (is that how u spell that???)?

    And don't say Jelly Belly's or any kinda colored candy, cuz that's a cop-out!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JustJayda View Post
    LMAO!!! What foods would make those color farts, pre tel (is that how u spell that???)?

    And don't say Jelly Belly's or any kinda colored candy, cuz that's a cop-out!
    LOL..I dont know....but I would DEF find out cause thats wht color I'd want them to be!
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    why do i have to clean up the entire house before my mother in law visits for easter?. Is there anything to eat? i wonder if theres aliens out there?

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    ~I am getting really good at knowing who each poster is here by their avatar, yet Hardkandee and Yekhefah always confuse me and I have to do a double take. Why must they block the nipples anyway? It kind of messes with my day when a regular poster changes their avatar. Somehow I think that is sad...I spend too much time here.

    ~I know a hermaphrodite who lives as a woman. They would probably put her in a female prison if she were to go. I think they put them in prisons corresponding to how they have chosen to live.

    ~I think "hermaphrodite" is a generally insulting term to identify them nowadays. They usually prefer to be called "intersexed".

    ~Contrary to popular belief, they do not have both a penis and a vagina. They cannot reproduce on their own. They usually have one half of everything and their equipment does not function as a full male or full female's would. Usually they have reconstructive surgery to live as either a physical male or female. Their brains also function differently on many levels. Many of them have to take hormones and have surgery to "fit in", yet they will always be a separate 3rd gender. That's really amazing, I think. Intersexed people should be honored as special and not made fun of ever.

    ~I used to want to have sex with one until I found out about the half and half thing. Now I realize it might just be frustrating and I might not be having sex with the person because I like them, but because of their genetic disposition. That would be kind of rude, I think.

    ~Okay, enough about that...HOLY SHIT I am going to go into labor in about 3 months. Someone said it hurts worse than having a tooth pulled with no drugs. Holy shit. OMG Holy shit. Wow. *change subject*

    ~I am so sick of peeing all the time.

    ~It is REALLY funny when little kids swear. I remember it being so liberating to shout expletives...and I still feel that way.

    ~I hate the way lettuce and tomato feel when I bite into them in a sandwich, yet I love salad. Maybe it's the contrast of texture.

    ~I wonder if I can teach myself how to use frames in Dreamweaver again. I learned once and then I forgot. Does that mean I never really learned?

    ~Will I ever run out of random thoughts? I can see myself writing huge novels about all my random thoughts. I'm a fucking Gemini. This thread is going to eat up all of my spare time! Help!

    ~The ding on the microwave is a very comforting noise to me. It's funny how the little noises your appliances and home make can become necessary to your comfort. I guess this means my soup is warm now.

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    Wow! Finally a thread where I can post something of no significance and it won't be deleted....

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    I have a quote from the Simpsons, but I can't remember it word for word...that never happens to me.

    Bart: What about some kind of half-man, half-monkey?

    Ms. Crabapple (?): No, that would be playing G-d.

    Bart: G-d schmod, I want my monkey-man!
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    As a side note, I'd love to be able to order a naked, writhing slut muffin from Tim Horton's.

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    Chief Wiggum: It's an Esquilax!

    Lisa: No, it's a bunny! Here, bunny!

    Cheif Wiggum: Esquilax.

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    "You know, Bill, I am not sure that all this torture and killing is very Christian..."

    -Pope Benedict, South Park "Fantastic Easter Special"
    "See, believe it or not (and I don't care whether you do), it's never been about the sex. I get sex at home, anytime, and we like it, and it's good for both of us. No, my stripclub experience has been about acceptance, and affirmation, and desirability...There have been some women who have a personality that just clicks with mine, and in the faux-sex atmosphere of the club, it's a mix that is completely seductive." - Jay Zeno

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    Why must I write a paper on "Are the US and Canada friends?" if I'm an art history major? This stuff is lost on me. And it's not like I can just write: Yes. Cally likes to come visit all of us Americans.

    Damn.
    So if anyone has reputible, academic sources for this, I'll love you forever.
    The topic is "The United States and Canada: Friends Who Have Agreed to Disagree." You are to analyze every aspect of the topic/question: Are the U.S. and Canada "friends"? (What do we mean by "friends"?) In what respects do the U.S. and Canada disagree on important foreign policy issues, as well as on domestic policy issues directly related to the conduct of foreign policy – e.g., the protection of civil liberties and of political dissent in times of threats to national security? Is the extent of these disagreements growing, or declining? What factors – for example, cultural, and/or political – explain these differences in perspective?

    If you would like to limit the policy foci, it is acceptable to concentrate on (1) the projection of military force abroad (e.g., Iraq, Afghanistan), (2) policies toward protection of the environment (e.g., the Kyoto Protocol), and (3) Canadian public opinion related to U.S. foreign policy. It is not required, however, that you limit your paper to these policy foci.



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    Quote Originally Posted by hardkandee View Post
    Why must I write a paper on "Are the US and Canada friends?" if I'm an art history major? This stuff is lost on me. And it's not like I can just write: Yes. Cally likes to come visit all of us Americans.

    Damn.
    So if anyone has reputible, academic sources for this, I'll love you forever.
    No reputable sources...but now I have both callys hot body AND south parks "Blame Canada" song bouncing in my head
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    Quote Originally Posted by cameronfl View Post
    No reputable sources...but now I have both callys hot body AND south parks "Blame Canada" song bouncing in my head
    with their beedy lyddle eyyees!
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    Oh, and nope, rubbing titties isn't air dancing.
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    The professor is such a stuck up, fat, egotistical prude... He'd demolish me publicly if I just handed in Cally's hot bod.

    The 18 year-old boys in the class... well, they'd probably carry me around on their shoulders rejoicing. I'm pretty sure 75% of the boys in that class are virgins.



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    Whats does easter have to do with Bunnies?

    What do Bunnies and Eggs have to do with each other?

    Why am I so addicted to SW?

    Godddd is it 5:00pm yet?

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    schould i eat strawberry's for afternoon snack or almounds or a little of both. I wonder what my cab drivers wife looks like he talks about her a lot i think thats sweet. I take cabs everywhere it costs alot but i meet cool people some of my best freinds have been cabbies. I want to quite dancing to work in a gym so I can work on my goals and get free gym membership but hubby thinks dancing make more money that makes me sad becuse I love the gym and would utlimaly love to help people reach there goals. I think everyone should be fit. OH my god i was so pleased with myself becuse my cab driver ate a salsad instead of whilte castle or other fatting distugting crap he usally eats I am glad i can have a postive impact.

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    I thought you were super excited to go back to dancing? I thought it was this big thing for you??

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    it was but once i got back into it I was not as happy as i though i was going to be and I learned what realy makes me happy i think I am on a self discovery journy right now. Don't get me wrong i am super happy I accomplished my goal by once i accomplished my goal I felt as though I needed a new goal which is when i realy started to relize that fittness truely makes me happy to the point where i think i finaly found my calling in life so now i just want to go futher towards that dream. I WILL do figure compitions within the next 2 years. Oh and the realy awsome thing is at pt's one of the dancers I met was super awsome and nice to me and I found out she is a fintess champion who is starting her own training biz life is funny like that everything happends for a reason if I did not shoot for my goal of pt's i would never have met her and she can help me with my goals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmiWMT14 View Post
    Whats does easter have to do with Bunnies?

    What do Bunnies and Eggs have to do with each other?

    Why am I so addicted to SW?

    Godddd is it 5:00pm yet?
    Saint Peter was a the first Pope and a bunny...according to all knowing Matt and Trey....
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    Quote Originally Posted by cameronfl View Post
    .....according to all knowing Matt and Trey....

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    Right on krchab

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    I wanna know why I can't seem to shake this headache or laziness...

    I need more skinny cow

    I want to make 10 grand this month at work , when I finally go back.

    I feel fat today

    so fat that I swear I can feel the fat on my sides while I'm just sitting here...

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    Why do i feel fat even after working out for 2-3 hours every day for the past 2 weeks?

    Why does the Steuffers french bread pizza in the freezer keep calling my name? I swear...I can hear it's cheesy siren song telling me all about it's saucy deliciousness....fingers in ears..la la la la ...i cant hear you pizza..la la la la
    People always ask me, did I ever learn anything when I was a stripper? Yeah, I did. One man plus two beers equals 20 dollars.
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    Why do I have a feeling I'm going to wreck my diet with frozen french bread pizza at midnight?


    TRYING TO RESIST>>>>>>>.............aaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhh
    People always ask me, did I ever learn anything when I was a stripper? Yeah, I did. One man plus two beers equals 20 dollars.
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    so cant this be like random rants?

    like how much i hate the guy that hit my car last week and took off... then the guy had to balls to go to the police station yesterday and tell them that I left the scene? asshat.

    and the guy who chargedback 2 hours worth of calls he did with me and 30 minutes of calls with another girl... which now means i have to pay $120 BACK to my work for work i actually did.. how is that fair? i think someone should kick him in the balls for doing that bullshit.

    and my final random rant... i hate my landlord. December: Oh no honey, no worries we're not raising your rent. Even though I left your aunt and am getting remarried, you're still family. March: In 60 days your rent will increase to 1100 a month. fuck you.

    i hate people.

    one last thing... when did mast get so weird? oh thats right, hes alwyas been that way, lol.


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    The cops didn't believe the asshat did they?!

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