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    Pan's Labyrinth was absolutely masterful!

    Wow.

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    But I bought generic tampons about two months ago, thinking "What's the difference, except maybe 2-3$?" Now I know better, thanks. I wondered why the box was still there, apparently not being used up.

    Here is a link of what one can do with the left over ones.... http://www.tamponcrafts.com/gun.html


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    I didn't know I could squirt. I was drunk last night and my BF made me squirt. I was so drunk and confused I kept asking "did I just squirt" to my BF and he was laughing. It felt so good I cried though. I'm still confused as to how all of this happened. He got shot RIGHT in the face too, and he was like 2 feet away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sc0101 View Post
    He got shot RIGHT in the face too, and he was like 2 feet away.
    awesome! One of those "wish you had a video camera running" moments

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    awesome! One of those "wish you had a video camera running" moments
    He actually said "That was fucking awesome".

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    He actually said "That was fucking awesome".
    He found the Holy Grail, lol...

    I've lived with two of them, and one of them especially was spectacular, I was spoiled rotten by it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sc0101 View Post
    I didn't know I could squirt. I was drunk last night and my BF made me squirt. I was so drunk and confused I kept asking "did I just squirt" to my BF and he was laughing. It felt so good I cried though. I'm still confused as to how all of this happened. He got shot RIGHT in the face too, and he was like 2 feet away.
    My equivalent is smelling like buttered popcorn (I have no idea why). Fiance made me smell like popcorn a few weeks ago, and now he's obsessed with being my "popcorn lover."

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    I got my treadmill today and i LOVE it!!! I can only do about 5-6 minutes at a time before my asthma kicks in..gotta build up my stamina. But I get off it feeling instantly more toned and tight!! Skinny ...here i come!!WOO HOO!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    He found the Holy Grail, lol...

    I've lived with two of them, and one of them especially was spectacular, I was spoiled rotten by it.

    So men enjoy being sprayed in the face with pussy water? Like a female money shot.

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    When I look at my high school-age cousin's myspace photos - I can't help thinking that, if she could keep her shit together, which she probably couldn't, she'd make a great stripper and make a shitload of money. I don't know if that means there's something wrong with me or myspace. Probably both.
    Dear Lord, save us from those thy children who speak without thought, and protect them also from the rotten tomatoes they shall thereafter receive in the kisser.

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    ^ lol i do things like that allll the time

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    I went to the gym today!!!

    YAY

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    my cat wont stop farting..then he looks at me like I did it..

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    I didn't go to work tonight - I am a bad stripper. Bad stripper, no dollar.
    Dear Lord, save us from those thy children who speak without thought, and protect them also from the rotten tomatoes they shall thereafter receive in the kisser.

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    ^
    LOL! That's so funny!


    I have a consult with a doc tomorrow and I'm so freeekin nervous! I want 'em BIG!



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    I got good and toasted last night. Oh my. I woke up today at like 3ish and I think I really fucked up my hamstring because i drunkenly and stupidly did the splits last night w/o stretching or anything. Keep in mind I cannot do to splits. I also kept doing handstands and back bends, which I am assuming is my shoulder joint is bothering me.

    Oh a happier note I got to see my man this weekend. Which was long overdue. I think we're getting mroe serious and it is kind of scary. I have been quite happy with our lack of talking about how we feel about eachother... le sigh. I am so tired. and don't want to think about the us thing.

    I cant stop listening to the scissor sisters. They make me happy.
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    I just got hollered at by a CUTE guy, at dusk, in my car, in gym attire and hair. Word?
    Picaresque is the shit, I loooooves her!!!

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    It's pouring rain here. It sucks.

    Cingular is being retarded. Neither boy nor I can make or receive phone calls. So now I'm carrying around a glorified alarm clock/calculator. Whoo. Hoo.

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    ^^^ hahaha a glorified clock/calculator... AND calender!!

    Some lady in DC ran over 32 people... wtf? Who does that?

    My fingers are numb and I wonder if my leg will ever stop hurting. I cant get myself away from this silly computer!! le gerr. I need to sleep.

    Edit: I just found out my ex's little sisters friend is working at the club I want to work at. I dont want my stripping to ever get back to that family. It will only add to their thoughts that I was never good enough for their son. Oof. I know this is all in my head but whatever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alaska View Post
    I just got hollered at by a CUTE guy, at dusk, in my car, in gym attire and hair. Word?
    Picaresque is the shit, I loooooves her!!!

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    I'm just really bored.

    Pogo has a really fun hangman game, but it got boring after 5 minutes to.
    So did every other game on pogo.

    Now what to do?

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    Masturbate.

    The boy is getting on my nerves. Long distance relationships kinda suck.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alaska View Post
    I just got hollered at by a CUTE guy, at dusk, in my car, in gym attire and hair. Word?
    Picaresque is the shit, I loooooves her!!!

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    I just got THE most gorgeous red gown...I'm looking forward to working tomorrow just so I have a chance to wear it!!

    It looks way better on me then it does in the pic!LOL! And I sure wont wear it with black stockings like the chick in the pic!(chick in the pic..hey that rhymes) I'm just debating whether or not to go all out with arm length gloves!! Might for a while, just for shits and giggles. Now if i could only find my rhinestone choker.....
    Last edited by cameron_keys; 08-16-2007 at 08:23 AM.

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    again?
    I'm running low on batteries, trying to conserve. Masturbating 5 times out of bordem is a waste of batteries.

    ALL relationships kinda suck.

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    You know what sucks? Pimples
    Fools laugh at others. Wisdom laughs at itself...Osho

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roulette View Post
    ...I need to sleep.

    Edit: I just found out my ex's little sisters friend is working at the club I want to work at. I dont want my stripping to ever get back to that family. It will only add to their thoughts that I was never good enough for their son. Oof. I know this is all in my head but whatever.
    I need to sleep, too, I haven't since before work last night, and it's almost 5 PM now--a severe case of vampire insomnia. I'm reduced to babbling like an idiot in PMs, and now here I am, preparing to do so here--where at least it's encouraged.

    With all due respect, fuck your ex's family. Their boy failed to hold your interest, or possibly blew it by breaking up with you, if that's the way it went down. His loss, regardless. Besides, if it's OK for his little sister to hang out with a dancer, why shouldn't it be OK for him?

    Quote Originally Posted by sc0101
    So men enjoy being sprayed in the face with pussy water? Like a female money shot.
    Eh, not really. It would happen that way sometimes if I was going down on her, but I never sought it out deliberately. I wasn't about to stop then, though, lol.


    So now I have this pole, ready to go, but I have to clean up first, so I can put down a giant old rug that belonged to my grandparents, to deaden the sound of me landing in this huge old creaky house (sound carries like crazy here, I will be forced to move slowly and surely, rather than jumping around--probably a very good thing). There's all this Djoser chaos and djisarray, which needs to be moved aside. Maybe I should just wait until I wake up tonight.
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    Maxim's Hometown Hotties top 100 semifinalists.

    Thoes fuckers!! I am totally hot enough to be in that top 100, arent I??

    Damn them. I wonder how close I got to making it...was I totally far off, or right on the cut off?

    At least I was in the top 1000. Better than nothing....

    The girl who wins better be hotter than me. If I'm gonna lose, Id rather it be to to someone who was better. As long as they were more deserving, it's cool.

    /sigh.....try again next year, I suppose.
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