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    no they sure didnt... my husband was on the phone with the 911 op telling them he was following the guy to get his license plate since he bolted... and we were the only ones that filed a report.. hes an asshat, all there is to it, but thankfully he didnt get away with it! still, takes balls to flat out friggin lie like that, if you ask me!


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    I am not 'perpetually driven to fuck' anybody...

    Sorry, TOO, Lola, and I_Luv_Dancers, or anyone else who has this in their signature.
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    easter and bunnies and eggs. goes back to pagan rituals. easter is a holiday of fertility. bunny rabbits are very fertile and eggs are a symbol of fertility.

    why is "easter" so close to the word "eater". now I want scrambled cheesy eggs...yummy

    my puppy is so cute!!! hehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    I am not 'perpetually driven to fuck' anybody...

    Sorry, TOO, Lola, and I_Luv_Dancers, or anyone else who has this in their signature.
    then what in the world is WRONG with you??? must be a chemical imbalance. or you're lacking in testosterone. Or... *GASP* You're a WOMAN!!!

    .. i wonder, too, about this sentence... but less about the overall meaning and more about specifics... such as- "perpetually..." is the meaning there "on a routine or ongoing basis?" because if so, then i definitely try to fuck people perpetually. (i think most of us do... ya know... something about biology-er-whatever.) And I must say- no one, as of yet, at the time of an attempted fuck, has ever outrun me. (er... has tried to... hahaa)...

    .... so does that make me a man???

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    WHY WHY WHY does it get so freakin' cold the weekend my man and I are going to Chicago?!!! I was looking forward to doing some outdoor stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaylinn View Post
    Why is it that the person who should NEVER have been a parent can have 6 kids, while a person who wants kids and would be a great parent can't even have 1?
    I think I'll adopt this as my (not really) random thought for today as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    I am not 'perpetually driven to fuck' anybody...

    Sorry, TOO, Lola, and I_Luv_Dancers, or anyone else who has this in their signature.
    I started a trend!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Embyr View Post
    then what in the world is WRONG with you??? must be a chemical imbalance. or you're lacking in testosterone. Or... *GASP* You're a WOMAN!!!
    Sometimes when I am reading Djoser's posts, I think he is a woman until I check to see who it is. Then I realize he is awesome for having such sensitive and intelligent thoughts.

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    so i cocoa buttered m'self because someone said it's supposed to help with stretching n' stuff with pregnancy... reduce chances of stretch marks (not clinically proven yet i do it anyway)

    so then i straighten my hair... which is customarily accompanied by lots of hair falling out... onto my FUCKEN COCOA BUTTER where it's sticking and tickling.

    *brandishes fist* cocoooooa butterrrr!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Embyr View Post
    then what in the world is WRONG with you??? must be a chemical imbalance. or you're lacking in testosterone. Or... *GASP* You're a WOMAN!!!

    .. i wonder, too, about this sentence... but less about the overall meaning and more about specifics... such as- "perpetually..." is the meaning there "on a routine or ongoing basis?" because if so, then i definitely try to fuck people perpetually. (i think most of us do... ya know... something about biology-er-whatever.) And I must say- no one, as of yet, at the time of an attempted fuck, has ever outrun me. (er... has tried to... hahaa)...


    Quote Originally Posted by AlexxaHex
    Sometimes when I am reading Djoser's posts, I think he is a woman until I check to see who it is. Then I realize he is awesome for having such sensitive and intelligent thoughts.
    LOL, thanks...

    I think it's time I post a reply to the 'Dick Pics' thread, which inspired me to post this when I saw that yet another member had adopted that 'perpetually driven' line in their signature. That should solve any mystery as to my gender, haha.

    I've been wanting to get a camera for a while now, I am just waiting to see if I should get the really nice 800$ SLR, and if I can get a good deal on my next trip out of Key West. Then I promise to post proof of gender.

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    .... so does that make me a man???
    I'll show you mine...
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    ^^^ i think many would be more than intrigued by a promised picture!!!
    for all your post-whoring, no one (internet-wise) has proof of who you are??

    you're lucky there are so many floridians on the board.


    randomness for the night:

    i feel fugly. i gain weight soooo easily but it never wants to distribute itself right...

    my ex is being an annoying drunk harasser and i know i will eventually have to re-file that stupid restraining order (little good that did me when he skipped the country) in LA county. dammit.

    i have to get up eeeeeaaaaarly, why am i still awake?? ... g'night johnboy.
    (how come nothing i say makes sense when i am this tired.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lola Rose View Post
    I started a trend!
    I think your signature is quite funny. That is how I took it. I laughed the first time I read it.

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    Sometimes when I am reading Djoser's posts I get a little turned on and don't know why.

    Which reminds me of watching the French Lieutenants Woman and being randomly turned on by Meryl Streep...and I'm never turned on by Meryl Streep.

    ...

    I'm so confused.

    I am contemplating buzzing off the dyed bob I have now down to my natural hair when it grow out and getting some nice wigs to rotate.

    I realized my Earl Grey tea has bergamot in it. Or bergamot flavourings. It's cryptic when tea companies will just put "flavourings" in the ingredients without specifying which ones...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Embyr View Post
    ^^^ i think many would be more than intrigued by a promised picture!!!
    for all your post-whoring, no one (internet-wise) has proof of who you are??
    I dont have proof..but having seen his...ahem....manhood..i can vouche for his male-ness!
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    I didn't know you saw it. I was waving it at that idiot pizza thief, I thought the angle was wrong for you guys.
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    Why to Australian mannequins have nipples, and American ones don't?












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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    I didn't know you saw it. I was waving it at that idiot pizza thief, I thought the angle was wrong for you guys.
    Oh no...I was right in front and saw it all baby!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cherryripeboy View Post
    Why to Australian mannequins have nipples, and American ones don't?
    Just stop by the Guess store next time you're in the US.



    Because there ain't no tits on the radio

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    Ralph is the best Simpson's character ever.

    (Ralph) "I'm Idaho." (Principal Skinner) "Yes, of course you are."

    (Ralph) "I eated the purple berries." (Bart) "How are they Ralph? Good?" (Ralph, collapsing and holding his stomach) "They taste like...burning..."
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    As a side note, I'd love to be able to order a naked, writhing slut muffin from Tim Horton's.

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    ~The messiness of my house is directly proportional to the amount of time I spend on SW.

    ~Are female primates more behaviorally plastic than male primates, generally speaking? Has anyone investigated this question?

    ~Now that the six kittens in my closet have opened their eyes, they are becoming disturbingly adorable.

    ~Does anyone want a kitten?

    ~Chocolate easter bunnies make everything better.

    ~Should I open the Toasted Head Shiraz, the Ravenswood Vintner's Blend red Zinfandel, or the Trapiche Malbec?

    ~Why was Djoser waving his dick at the idiot pizza thief?

    ~In all fairness, I think TOO was engaging in his characteristic hyperbole when he made that comment, and I don't think he's particularly thrilled to have that quote associated with him above all the other things he's said here. It's not exactly in keeping with his persona.

    ~If I get up insanely early on Sunday morning, can I make it to Los Padres National Forest to collect native plants in the mountains, and still get back home at some reasonable hour?

    ~Must. Do. Laundry.

    ~I wish I was a cheerleader.

    ~I should cook that steak, with mushrooms & shallots, and make a wine sauce for it...
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    I NEED COCK! I AM DEPRIVED! I have blue uterus, or blue ovaries, or whatever the female equivilent of blue balls is. My boyfriend doesn't get his chekup and possible Viagra/Levitra prescription till Tuesday (we're not sure what's wrong, but it's been going on for months).

    I'm about to attach a jackrabbit to a mechanical riding bull!

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    Why is the new Maroon 5 video making me kinda horny? Is it because I haven't seen them in a while?

    Why is VH-1 playing a Justin Timberlake video right after Maroon 5? Do they want me to just kill myself out of horniness?

    Why do I not take vibes on trips if I'm not going to use them at work?

    Is there anywhere in Reading Pennsylvania that's open at 3AM that can help me get a vibe?

    What's up with me right now?

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    ^^ You might be horny

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicolina View Post
    In all fairness, I think TOO was engaging in his characteristic hyperbole when he made that comment, and I don't think he's particularly thrilled to have that quote associated with him above all the other things he's said here. It's not exactly in keeping with his persona.
    Yeah, I'm that laughing, smiling, dancer-spoiling, overspending, geeky, ideal-customer-who-really-doesn't-exist, dominant, masculine, hypersexed, overwhelming, unpredictable, hopelessly-indulgent pleaser who found himself screaming at that idiotic HBO Real Sex segment on how to go down on women, which I watched in increasing horror, like a car wreck in slow motion, as they instructed these poor pathetic losers who are never, ever going to see a real pussy in their entire lives, try to follow these inane bullshit ice-cream-licking examples of extreme stupidity guaranteed to get their boring, useless asses kicked out of bed for good -- I mean really, what fucking moron doesn't understand that pussy-licking is a physically forceful act, a persistent, long-term dedicated drive of physical domination, where the tongue has a rabid drive of its own, a form of magnetism that pushes it to lick, flick, push and hold and hold...then pull down long strokes on the hood, so she can feel the entire full tongue, endlessly, like it will never go away, never ever go away, as you lift her firmly at the waist, off the bed, with both arms, and hold her tightly against your mouth and she locks her legs around your neck and your tongue keeps up the pressure, then begins to flick wildly from side to side, then back to full tongue contact, and after a time, however much time it is, however much time it takes, her whole body begins to shake, her head snaps back and the contractions are just barely starting, and then when she just begins to cum, the clit tries to retract, escaping from the stimulation, and a gutteral scream escapes from her throat, but you are holding her body clear up in the air, arms around her hips, mouth locked tightly against her pussy, so there is no escape for her now, as you pull her even harder onto your mouth, and she screams, a long endless scream, and she pushes down on the sheets and tries to wiggle away from you and covers her face with a pillow and squeezes her legs around your neck, but you won't let go, you just press harder, chasing down her clit and holding her firmly in the air with both arms, driving her shoulders hard into the bed and watch her mouth open wide, silent, all screamed out and exhausted, before you release her, lay her gently back on the bed, slide over her sweating body and wait the long wait for her eyes to open and the shaking to stop and her to release your shoulders and stare at the ceiling and run her hands through her hair and wonder what in the fucking hell THAT was.

    Oh sorry, what was that about my persona? And that was one fucking long sentence, huh?

    Anyway, if LR or anybody else wants to ever quote me in their sig line on this site, they are forever welcome to do so. I never write anything that I wouldn't be pleased to see quoted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Other Owner View Post
    pussy-licking is a physically forceful act, a persistent, long-term dedicated drive of physical domination, where the tongue has a rabid drive of its own, a form of magnetism that pushes it to lick, flick, push and hold and hold...then pull down long strokes on the hood, so she can feel the entire full tongue, endlessly, like it will never go away, never ever go away, as you lift her firmly at the waist, off the bed, with both arms, and hold her tightly against your mouth and she locks her legs around your neck and your tongue keeps up the pressure, then begins to flick wildly from side to side, then back to full tongue contact, and after a time, however much time it is, however much time it takes, her whole body begins to shake, her head snaps back and the contractions are just barely starting, and then when she just begins to cum, the clit tries to retract, escaping from the stimulation, and a gutteral scream escapes from her throat, but you are holding her body clear up in the air, arms around her hips, mouth locked tightly against her pussy, so there is no escape for her now, as you pull her even harder onto your mouth, and she screams, a long endless scream, and she pushes down on the sheets and tries to wiggle away from you and covers her face with a pillow and squeezes her legs around your neck, but you won't let go, you just press harder, chasing down her clit and holding her firmly in the air with both arms, driving her shoulders hard into the bed and watch her mouth open wide, silent, all screamed out and exhausted, before you release her, lay her gently back on the bed, slide over her sweating body and wait the long wait for her eyes to open and the shaking to stop and her to release your shoulders and stare at the ceiling and run her hands through her hair and wonder what in the fucking hell THAT was.
    Okay, I can think of another poster that turns me on. Except this time it's very clear why.


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