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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    With all due respect, fuck your ex's family. Their boy failed to hold your interest, or possibly blew it by breaking up with you, if that's the way it went down. His loss, regardless. Besides, if it's OK for his little sister to hang out with a dancer, why shouldn't it be OK for him?
    Today I was talking it out today with one of my two best friends (warhola on here) and it's not what I originally said, altho there is truth in that, and yes fuck them for any prejudice they had against me. But what it really is is that I dont particularly want it getting back to everyone I was friends with but havent talked to in a while because we have all sort of gone off to do our own thing. There are already wedges in our friendships and this would just b one more, and one that they would use to look down on me. Dancing is fine in my book but no matter how cool and liberal they are strippers/stripping to the majority of them is something that should be pittied and they would figure I had taken steps back. Ah fuck them. You're right.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kaylinn View Post
    http://www.maximonline.com/hotties/s...lery_2007.aspx

    Maxim's Hometown Hotties top 100 semifinalists.

    Thoes fuckers!! I am totally hot enough to be in that top 100, arent I??
    haha yeah you totally are!! my friend tried out for that too. (wont be a stripper but has no problem wearing the stripper clothes at car shows, modeling nude, and working at hooters... why not just dance and make better money? Silly girl.)

    So this was the conversation I heard. it was between my mother and her friend over the phone so all I got was my moms end. I was dying in the living room unable to speak up or laugh out loud.
    "So how're you? what's been going on?"
    "Wahaaat?! She strips and dances with a pole?"
    Step father comments:"Sounds interesting..."
    "I wonder how she does that"
    "Wow... dancing on a firemans pole huh?"
    "He what? (Pastors name) organized that?! I have to go to church this Sunday!"
    "Yeah... well it seems like the church has gone to Hell since I left"

    tell me that is not just too funny!!
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    I just got hollered at by a CUTE guy, at dusk, in my car, in gym attire and hair. Word?
    Picaresque is the shit, I loooooves her!!!

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    I thought that the new Sonny's Super Combo with sweet potato and corn bread would be enough but it was too small so I had to eat two! They make a pound of meat sound so HUGE! Liars!
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    I am so good. Boy dragged me to eat fast food. He got a KFC bowl and a Big Mac. I got an asian chicken salad. w00t.

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    I had the boob consult and now I'm sitting here and can't stop thinking about tits.
    And playing with my own. In a scientific manner of course.



    Because there ain't no tits on the radio

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    I want lots of money and I want to be able to buy lots and lots of clothes!!! le sigh.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alaska View Post
    I just got hollered at by a CUTE guy, at dusk, in my car, in gym attire and hair. Word?
    Picaresque is the shit, I loooooves her!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post
    I thought that the new Sonny's Super Combo with sweet potato and corn bread would be enough but it was too small so I had to eat two! They make a pound of meat sound so HUGE! Liars!
    Oh, I hate you so much. Sonny's baked beans are a gift from heaven. I always get a salad bar too, and cut a chunk off that giant block o' cheese and crumble it into the beans. BLISS. I must admit though, last time MrsC and I ate there we both got sick.

    I made awful money this week. So of course, this is the week I have tons of bills and things that need to be purchased. ::sigh::

    I think MrsC and I are going to have a Ben n' Jerry's snuggle party and watch a movie. It's a plan.
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    My snuggle partner is at work.

    Must...finish...website.

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    i was shaving my legs in the shower and my shower curtain hit my back(i had my bathroom window open, the wind was blowing in) so i freaked out for a second and turned around and then i cut my damn leg!!! so, i remembered i had some of that liquid bandaid stuff, and i got out and put some on..HOLY CRAP IT BURNS!!!!

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    Tis 0715 and I'm wide awake. The cats are going nuts, and so am I. WHAT WOULD FRANK BLACK DO?????
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    Leo DiCaprio is SOOOOOOOOO HOTT.
    WURD.
    Jesus paid for our sins...SO LET'S GET OUR MONEY'S WORTH!!

    The things you own end up owning you.

    Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post
    Tis 0715 and I'm wide awake. The cats are going nuts, and so am I. WHAT WOULD FRANK BLACK DO?????
    I know, I never wake up this early, ever...

    But I stayed up until 5 PM yesterday, after work the night before, and slept all night last night. What if I start waking up in the fucking morning now?!
    You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
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    1000!!!!!! MUWHAHAHAHA!!!!!


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    I went to get my RX today and the people before me were so f-ing rude to everyone who worked there . I just kinda looked at them but didnt say anything I just cant believe people are like that .Oh well

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    I am in love with Lily Allen. And I need to work out.

    I have no drive. It's terrible. I found out my grade for last semester, A,A,B,C.... not too bad, not that great, altho I was expecting the C to be a D so that's good, but I was also expecting the B to be an A... lame.

    I have to clean up, I am getting lazy and messy.

    I am going to do that thing that I hate girls for doing, but fuck it I don't care. My man doesnt ever tell me he's attracted to me, and I am always the one to call him, so I am not going to call him and I am not going to compliment him anymore. I know people say "I wish he liked me for who I am, not what I look like" well I know he likes me for who I am, but he doesnt tell me he's attracted to me. Maybe it's shallow but I need my men to think I'm the hottest thing. ugh. lame.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alaska View Post
    I just got hollered at by a CUTE guy, at dusk, in my car, in gym attire and hair. Word?
    Picaresque is the shit, I loooooves her!!!

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    I <3 waterparks!

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    Chat isnt working. I am bummed. ok ok ok I'm going to go clean and work out and go to bed. because I am cool!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Alaska View Post
    I just got hollered at by a CUTE guy, at dusk, in my car, in gym attire and hair. Word?
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    Why does drinking more water make you have to pee sooo much?
    I am tired of running to the potty ever 10 minutes. Concidering a catheter.....

    when I itched my eye the other day, it sounded squishier than normal. Does this mean my body is more lubricated cause my eyeball is squishier? Or does that just mean I have a squishy eyeball and should keep my fingers out of my eyes?

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    Ahh myspace you are so much fun.

    No I don't really use a profile there, but I have one. It is not really me though it is fun.

    I love looking at all the spams, and friend requests from the same person that I have no idea about who has 3 accounts and the same info on each.... I just cleared my inbox, and my 'deny' list.... LOL

    At least this profile has not yet been deleted!
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    I just got back from my Al-Anon meeting. Man, I need a drink.

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    ^^ I just had to read that twice LOL
    I've come a long way since I believed in anything, and I've come half way around the world.

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    i just realized i was walking around all day with the tags on my jeans still on...

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherryripeboyII View Post
    Ahh myspace you are so much fun.

    No I don't really use a profile there, but I have one. It is not really me though it is fun.

    I love looking at all the spams, and friend requests from the same person that I have no idea about who has 3 accounts and the same info on each.... I just cleared my inbox, and my 'deny' list.... LOL

    At least this profile has not yet been deleted!

    Wanna stalk you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post
    Wanna stalk you!



    Second smile I've had all day.

    First was my son telling everyone your fired, and his reaction when I gave him a Gummy Crabby Patty.

    I should give you the link, but it is really plain. I think the only reason it is not deleted this time is because I have done **very little** to it.



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    I'm picking out a schoolgirl outfit right now! I've already gotten white lacey panties and a white lace pushup bra to go under it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSexKitten View Post
    I'm picking out a schoolgirl outfit right now! I've already gotten white lacey panties and a white lace pushup bra to go under it.

    *salivates* Ummm, I need to make sure this outfit looks okay. I demand pictures.

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