My friend came over last night and left two gigantic cans of Diet Rockstar in my fridge. I'm out of bottled water and the tap water tastes like urine, so I drank one of the Rockstars and now I feel completely overcaffeinated. My head is fuzzy, my body is trembling all over, I'm nervous and twitchy, and I need to start getting ready to go audition around and try to make some money tonight but I just want to go lie down. Who the hell enjoys drinking this shit? It's like legal cocaine.
And I didn't have anything to cook except turkey sausage and a little pasta, so I had that for lunch, and five links of turkey sausage is too many. Blargh, sausage grease and caffeine. I feel so unsexy.




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