







I got to play Jenga in the champagne room tonight! Heehee! I love my job!
The Car Accident
This morning on the way to work I rear-ended a car at a stop light, not really paying attention.
Anyway, the fella who was driving got out. And he was a dwarf!
He said "I'm not happy."
I said, "Well, which one are you then?"
Enjoyed the bejesus out of Vegas, but I'm extremely happy to back home and at work again. (Oh, if the blonde & brunette duo from SR ever read this: Thanks again for the fabulous time, ladies!)
Bwahahahaha... good one, Sitri.





I've been craving fruit so bad lately. Yesterday I got a nice chicken & fruit salad from Fazoli's... now I'm eating some dried fruit... mmm! Non-surgared pineapple, lime-soaked papaya, and mango! I could scream it's so good.
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."





I made a big bowl of fruit as well. I cut up a peach, a granny smith apple, a 'nana, and some red grapes. A drizzle of honey, and a pinch of nutmeg. Voila!
I post about food too much.
I think a nice nap is in order.
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.
That is soooo wrong!!... I bet he was grumpy.
Gurl.... I got a hammock for ya!
I got acrylic nails and seriously the woman who did them fails. She wasnt paying attention just chatting with EVERYONE and sometimes i think she was just talking to herself. She never understood what I was saying, did a shoddy job and totally overcharged!! It wasn't my money, but still. rip off. My nails are a little bit longer than I can stand and texting has become very difficult, as has typing and (TMI here!) wiping when I go potty... it's highly not cool at all. And they're starting to get those pockets of air under them... they arent even a freaking week old!!
This summer I want to go to Santa Fe, Philly, NY, and the beach... any beach really.
I'm booored, I have to wait till the dishwasher fixer people get here before I can leave. I've been up since 7:30 and STILL haven't done anything productive. waahhh.
Cheat meal, cheat meal, I'ma go get my cheat meal!!!
Visa Fraud Department just called to "check" on my Vegas spending. "Yes, sir. I spent that much that one night in that one club. Those are legit charges. Thanks for double-checking." Doh!!!!





I just drove home from Vegas after Doc appt , the f-ing traffic there SUCKS ! But HWy 163 is cool .





where's my beautiful milf-to-be???? aleeeexxxxxxaaaaaaaa!!!





I wish it were easy to just say "vinnie-viddi-viche" and my thighs disappear.
you live like an ivy vine
you can only survive by clinging onto trees
that's your flaw
put down some roots so you can stand on your own
-Kenpachi





I'm disappointed that I only ate 4 plates of food at the buffet tonight.
Swimming with the Twin rocks.
We might not get the house we wanted to get... we'd need to come up with anywhere from $2000 - $4000 for insurance
I WANT MY WIFE!
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."
I was totally spaced out today, and I have no idea why. Didn't take any allergy meds, so that's out. Don't take any other drugs. Haven't had anything to drink in ages. Just woke up today and it felt like there was nothing between my ears. The girls at work kept wondering why I had a blank stare on my face all day. Heh.
I love stir-fried bok choy with garlic and teriyaki sauce.
In the summer I hardly ever eat anything but bread and stir-fried veggies. It's too hot to eat much else. Anyone else do this?
HEY! Gimme back my damn bok choy!
Here, you can have the last bite of my egg roll.





2 of my 4 plates of food was Mongolian BBQ... does that count as kindasortastirfry?
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."
In the Random Thread, if you reply on topic to a post, are you thread jacking?
Anyway.
Paige, Bridge to Terabithia is one of my favorite books. I've read it to many classes and have taught it to many classes. When I saw the trailers, I was afraid that they had ruined it like they did with Tuck Everlasting, but when I saw it, I thought it was VERY true to the book. Minor details: Jess and the other kids do not cuss in the movie like they do in the book, and his two older sisters are blended into one. Certain minor things in the book are missing (The see-through blouse, Mama's feud with the preacher, for instance.)
But all-in-all, the movie is very true to the book. It ought to be, because Katherine Patterson wrote the book for her son David when he could not understand why his best friend Josie (I think it is Josie) was killed by lightning. After he read the book, he told her the book should not be dedicated to just him, so Josie's name is there too. Anyway, David Patterson, her son, was the writer of the screenplay and co-producer-director if the movie.
There was an earlier film version that I've seen, but it was a MUCH weaker adaptation. I think you will enjoy it. I did.
Let me know what you think after you view the film.
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