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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    ...my agent was banging on the door at 8 to talk to them. I need to charge him a damn chaparone fee.I cant frigging sleep here. I have a shoot today and I dont even know when.
    Doesn't he realize that people in this business tend to have a different schedule? No dancer I know leaps out of bed at 8 AM ready to work.

    Granted, business is business, and sometimes if you want to make the money you gotta get out of bed when the other 250,000,000 people do, but trying to wake up people in the adult industry at 8 AM seems like shooting yourself in the foot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    Doesn't he realize that people in this business tend to have a different schedule? No dancer I know leaps out of bed at 8 AM ready to work.

    Granted, business is business, and sometimes if you want to make the money you gotta get out of bed when the other 250,000,000 people do, but trying to wake up people in the adult industry at 8 AM seems like shooting yourself in the foot.
    Well Xanax girl had a shoot early this morning apparently. Of course it takes a blast of C-4 to get her out of bed so now I'M up.

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    NnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnGAH! I just saw a commercial for Cirque du Soleil in San Antonio! But only for 4 days in March! Ahhhhhhh....


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    For you guys in the manhood size contest, here's an idea that I advanced long ago on the Blue side: Don't believe any stories here. Including your own.

    It makes the world so much simpler.

    As for me, back in my day, I could put a round in someone's head 7 out of 10 times at 500 yards with what was essentially a short-barreled .22, using ring and post sights (assuming that their head had decent contrast to their background, because that's a ways away). But I'm not bragging. Why would I brag about something sick like that?

    Now, remember that rule.

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    ^ Don't worry. I'm so bored with it that I'm inclined to take a nap!

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    Well said, JZ!

    The more someone brags, the less I believe them anyway.

    But you were a marine, and you never brag, so I believe you, lol.
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    One could brag endlessly about one's quiet confidence. That would be pretty funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SundayMorning View Post
    NnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnGAH! I just saw a commercial for Cirque du Soleil in San Antonio! But only for 4 days in March! Ahhhhhhh....
    Portland is a regular stop for Cirque du Soleil. They set up a tent in the SoWhat (a.k.a., South Waterfront) district every summer. And yet, I've never actually gone to see them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay Zeno View Post
    For you guys in the manhood size contest, here's an idea that I advanced long ago on the Blue side: Don't believe any stories here. Including your own.

    It makes the world so much simpler.

    As for me, back in my day, I could put a round in someone's head 7 out of 10 times at 500 yards with what was essentially a short-barreled .22, using ring and post sights (assuming that their head had decent contrast to their background, because that's a ways away). But I'm not bragging. Why would I brag about something sick like that?

    Now, remember that rule.
    Thank you JZ! *grumbles at other SW mens*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay Zeno View Post
    One could brag endlessly about one's quiet confidence. That would be pretty funny.
    What was that book again?

    'Zen and the Maintenance of Bragging'?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    'Zen and the Maintenance of Bragging'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chicagoeditor View Post
    I've got a hangover. Ouch.
    Whoo-hoo! Didja have a good night?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunarobverse View Post
    Whoo-hoo! Didja have a good night?
    Good? Nawww. Just late & expensive and, as of this morning, painful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    I had to take my friend to the airport nd missed my package from TOO by 20 minutes. D:
    Yep. It's back at the FedEx holding facility. Give them a call (the number should be on the slip they left at your door) and see if you can get them to redeliver today.

    Oh, and please post pics right away or we may have a full-scale insurrection on our hands.

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    ...should I start dancing again in order to get exercise?

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    I just cleaned out my wallet and found that I have a free movie ticket coupon I had completely forgotten about!

    W00t!
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    Quote Originally Posted by anomar View Post
    ...should I start dancing again in order to get exercise?
    Hmm. Yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheTempest View Post
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    It's fabulous!

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    I refuse to read the donut thread.

    I like donuts.

    I very much appreciate the (appetite) spoiler warning, though. That was considerate. Thanks, Budai.
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    I finally had a good night at work and I'm feeling better! Don't have much of a voice, but K promises it's a sexy sultry rasp. It sounds like the cafeteria lady on The Simpsons to me, but if he finds it sexy, okay!

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    I can't find my apartment key. And I can't leave to get my phone until I find my apartment key.

    *headdesk*

    I did get to see boobies last night though.

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    Damn. Got woken up early..only got 4 hours of sleep AND my shoot got cancelled today. Great. I hope I can pick up another one to make up for it or at least get the meeting I wanted to get so the day isnt wasted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    I finally had a good night at work and I'm feeling better! Don't have much of a voice, but K promises it's a sexy sultry rasp. It sounds like the cafeteria lady on The Simpsons to me, but if he finds it sexy, okay!
    Picturing you with that voice just made me laugh

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    It makes me laugh too. You should've heard me singing "Tennessee Waltz" in the shower this morning with that voice. I think the cat is still traumatized.

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