Cam... I will bake you cookies if you bring some of that hotness to Jersey!![]()
Cam... I will bake you cookies if you bring some of that hotness to Jersey!![]()





Cam, I think you'd also like to know you're selling for $65 Australian!
I ended up buying Porn Wars for $35... you're so expensive!
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success





Tryin to picture the cookie dance here.... sexy.
Especially with what cookie translates to around here.
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Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."
Boo! I have to wait until OCTOBER for the new season of Nip/Tuck...dammit!!!!! I need my Julian McMahon fix!!!!





^^ Me too! October is waaaay too long. I sorta read a synopsis of the 5th season on his myspace thing. OMG I can't wait for some scrumptious Julian.
you live like an ivy vine
you can only survive by clinging onto trees
that's your flaw
put down some roots so you can stand on your own
-Kenpachi





I can't believe there's half-eaten fried chicken on the "I just Fucked A Black Guy" video cover up there. ^^ Heh, so wrong.
I need a new book or two. Lunch would be nice as well.
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.





My cat is all grumpy from me putting advantage on him and spraying him with flea spray. He hisses at me but I know inside he says thanks for freeing him from the fleas.
you live like an ivy vine
you can only survive by clinging onto trees
that's your flaw
put down some roots so you can stand on your own
-Kenpachi
Damn. Denver has a LOT of homeless. Based on my cab ride from the airport this morning ($53 to downtown, not counting tip!), I am not a big fan of this city. Then again, I don't ski.
thought Cameron might like this
http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/read.php?ID=28786
Please don't lick me, it tickles..





Damn, I still don't own "MILF School 3"...![]()





I ate too many bbq potato chips and now my tummy hurts...
*cries*
i can't quit listening to easy e
If you grab a cat by the back of its neck it instantly freezes and relaxes. This is how their mom picks them up when they are a kitten and its an automatic response- it doesn't hurt them at all. ( But don't pick up your full grown cat by the scruff of the next- you just have to grab it and pull up. ) Then you can do whatever you want to them and they don't get upset. I do this to clip mine's kitty paws...




i just bought a gallon of Edy's Banana Nut ice cream.
i'm falling off the wagon tonight.![]()





I got the best email on MySpace today. I lawled.
I love you. Like a thing loves the it's other . . .thing. Like . . . something else needs to . . . do . . .something . . .real bad.
Your butt looks great today by the way.
I love my wacky pirate pals.
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Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."
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