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    okay my friend dave had some bud like a little less than an 1/8th and this nieghbor guy comes over to hang out for a few mintutes and leaves.dave starts looking for his shit and cant find it.he goes to the guys house and the guy said he didnt steal it so he comes back home and looks for it some more and still cant find it.well dave and this guy get in a fight and the cops are called it was a fucking mess.then two days later the cops are back! aparently dave had put his weed in a perscription bottle and then turned in the bottle for a refill so when the pharmacy recieves pot they call the cops
    stoners are so silly!

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    ha!
    I shared a house once with someone who lost an ounce and thought someone must have stolen it but couldnt work out who or how. Months later I just happened to walk past his room as he was changing his bed. "Whats that under your matress?" hahahaha

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    Wow...
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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    "Dave's not here."


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    Quote Originally Posted by LoveSexMoney View Post
    "Dave's not here."
    Hehehe silly stoners...

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    wow. im speechless.

    Love it!

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    Where does he live that he has to return the prescription bottle for a refill? I've never heard of that.
    Last edited by Glamazon; 04-02-2007 at 01:28 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tinkerbell-blue View Post
    okay my friend dave had some bud like a little less than an 1/8th and this nieghbor guy comes over to hang out for a few mintutes and leaves.dave starts looking for his shit and cant find it.he goes to the guys house and the guy said he didnt steal it so he comes back home and looks for it some more and still cant find it.well dave and this guy get in a fight and the cops are called it was a fucking mess.then two days later the cops are back! aparently dave had put his weed in a perscription bottle and then turned in the bottle for a refill so when the pharmacy recieves pot they call the cops
    stoners are so silly!
    "Dude, Where's My Weed?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glamazon View Post
    Where does he live that he has to return the prescription bottle for a refill? I've never heard of that.
    That's how it's done here... The number of refills is on the bottle (along with all the other info).
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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    Hahaha! I go through my stoner phases (generally in the summer, hello Canada!) but I've never done anything that dumb!

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    LMFAO! Oh man. I can relate. Not smoking for a while.

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    hahahaha that is soo funny!!!!
    ^.^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bella21 View Post
    That's how it's done here... The number of refills is on the bottle (along with all the other info).
    Wierd..the number of refills should be in the pharmacy computer too. i call in all my refills....
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    I think it all depends on where you live, what the script is for and really as bad as it sounds, how old you are. Around here you generally have to deliver the script in person if it is something addictive or narcotic, becuase they have to call it in and have it varified. Its wierd. When I used to take Ambien, I had to deliver it in person or they wouldnt fill it, my BF has to do the same thing with his Lunesta....but his parents just call in their exact same script with no questions.

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    I saw a standup comedian once who said he was a major stoner in college. He said he lived in a house just off campus with a bunch of other stoners, and they adopted a retired drug-sniffing dog from the police department. Whenever they forgot where they hid the weed, the dog could find it!

    I have no idea if it's true (probably not) but it's funny anyway!

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    wow..... just wow....

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    Quote Originally Posted by echomadison View Post
    I think it all depends on where you live, what the script is for and really as bad as it sounds, how old you are. Around here you generally have to deliver the script in person if it is something addictive or narcotic, becuase they have to call it in and have it varified. Its wierd. When I used to take Ambien, I had to deliver it in person or they wouldnt fill it, my BF has to do the same thing with his Lunesta....but his parents just call in their exact same script with no questions.
    It's odd how things so simple can differ from place to place. I have a script for ambien and I call it in. New scripts have to be delivered in person for everything, but refills I always call in.
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