Just wanted to take a minute to wish all my Jewish SW peeps a happy and kosher Pesach!![]()
Just wanted to take a minute to wish all my Jewish SW peeps a happy and kosher Pesach!![]()





I am so looking forward to my four glasses of wine tonight.
We've married in a kosher sommelier into the family.![]()
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Im not Jewish but happy passover!
That's it, I'm cancelling my own seder and going to hardkandee's!





thanks yek and happy pesach to all of you too!
my matzah balls were yummmm... i have extra if anyone wants...![]()
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I made the bestest charoset EVER! It's K's first seder, and he's getting dinner ready, but so far he LOVES the Hillel sandwich... we are making a lot of jokes because I am extremely attracted to a guy we know whose name is Hillel, and K just keeps making himself a zillion little Hillel sandwiches even though I keep joking that I wanna be the meat in a Hillel sandwich.We're only on the second cup of wine and we're both fairly toasted!





Good Pesach to my fellow non-shiksas!!!!sweet i'll happily attend an SW seder!!!! I call the matzah search!!!!
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mmm charoset... last year i tried to introduce my crazy ex (my goy boy at the time) to Hillel sandwiches... he snuffled his nose up in a really funny manner, and that was it. meh- i love them!
now i want manischewitz dammit.





ooooh i just finished off some kugel and simmus and mmmm i have a big belly.
but sucky i have no wine.. im sick anyways so i wouldnt have anyways.
Love it!
I have always wished I could be a guest at someone's seder. Happy Passover to all my Jewish friends.





OMG I went to a seder with my aunt and it was so witchy. We had to drink lots of wine. I mean, four glasses but I had some in between. I'm such a religious voyeur.
My head hurts now.
(so the rabbi had to pick four wise people to stand up and read something, and he picked four men, then he had to pick four wicked people and he picked four women, what the hell?)





ha! i love to play the wicked child, but that sounds sexist to the max.. was it a traditional seder or more of a liberal one? ours is liberal since my aunt (she's a lesbian Rabbi) leads it, and adds in a bunch of cool stuff to supplement the actual seder book.
Love it!
We had a lovely seder, 49 people at my house, my mother had a fit! But it was lovely. I got in trouble for buying a premade "cake" at the kosher butcher. Nothing premade, my mother said! She's going to bring it to a jewish retirement home tomorrow. She's such a jap.
oh, and I should be getting married this year! Congratsto me!!!!
(it's a religious thing, that the highly devout believe that if you open the door for elijah the prophet at the sader with a prayer to get married in your heart, it'll happen that year.)





It was just my wife and I this year...no big Seder. So I made my special chicken Matzah Ball soup which, of course, allows us to have left-overs for the next week. Yum! Happy Pesach everyone!
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This year, on a lark, I bought a huge chocolate Easter Bunny, which we "sacrificed" at desert, explaining to the Christians at the table, unfamiliar with Passover, that we were a progressive family and used the bunny instead of the traditional Gentile baby. I'm going to make this a regular part of my holiday meal going forward.
In all, I had a very nice Passover this year with a couple guests, both kids and the ex wife (who did 80% of the cooking!).
We had a shitty haggadah this year, but a nice Passover anyway. Several years ago I created a really awesome haggadah myself, but I lost it through the years! Ticks me off, it was a REALLY good one. Oh well.
Now the fun part is over and there's the week of no bread or pasta.![]()




Happy Passover to all.
Went to the usual seder. However, it was kind of an off year:
- You all know because of the way brisket cooks, you don't need the greatest piece of meat to start. However, this was just nasty. Literally, half of every slice was fat.
- Charoset was heavy on walnuts, and dry.
- No one did a dessert, just some Streit's macaroons.
Kind of a disappointing way to start the week![]()




What?!?!?! Mwahahahaha.
I always forget to buy kosher for passover Matzah until the last minute, I had to settle for Ramusen's "lite" matzah, it is actually pretty good. But I wish I had gone early enough to get egg matzah, I'll have to check publix in aventura.
I miss the matza shmura (spelling?) from Brooklyn.
Also, since I am not going home, I am missing my mom's lamb shanks in hawaich, "normal" haroset (yemeni style, I went to an ashkanazie seder and was like, "Umm, what IS that?)
I will not miss: sleeping on the floor because there are a million people in my house, and my mom's ideas about dessert. I don't care if it is kosher for passover cake or brownies, why do we have to have fake foods? We eat all these symbolic foods, the unleavened baked goods defeat the whole purpose, can't we just have fruit or some chocolate?





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i just busted out laughing so hard... eliyahu hanavi.. come take our sacrifice of.. a chocolate easter bunny.. and you will LIKE IT!
and sunnie- really you like the matzah shmura? my gawsh i think it tastes cardboardey. but anything's good with charoset and some maror![]()
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I miss the days of having a billion people over at the seder. Ever since my grandfather died it hasn't been the same. He was the cantor at the biggest synagogue in town, so we always had a full house.
I'm usually pretty good about being a vegetarian, but this year's brisket was damn good. I had to sneak a bite. Sorry about yours Chicagoeditor, next time call me! Not only am I the granddaughter of a cantor, but my family also owns the only kosher butcher in southern AZ. I've got the brisket hook up.
Seder #1 was relatively normal last night. Except when the discussion of pupiks came up. Growing up it was always a treat to find one in your soup, they were yummy even if I never knew exactly what it was. So last night my mother admits she thought they were testicles. Apparently my mother thinks roosters have gigantic balls. Oy vey.
Wine was great, so good I snuck Elijah's portion while every one singing to the door.I figure parents always eat the cookies left out for Santa, so this was my Jew chance at that kind of thing.
Hmmm.... I think that's it.
Oh! Some dummy bought curly parsley instead of flat leaf, so karpas was a little disappointing. I like karpas usually.
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