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    I have discovered a reason why stripper shoes ARE practical!!!

    So today I picked up my stripper pole, and hurried home to go practice my pole moves. So after two trips to Home Depot, I finally get this fucking pole up and start dancing and swirling around. So in the middle of my 'practice session' I do a trick where I do sorta a super kick, and accidentally kick the pole!

    I realized today that if I had been wearing my stripper shoes, which have a large platform toe, I would have sustained far less injuries. I have not been to the doctor's yet, but I believe that if I have not broken something in my toe or foot, I have at the least a very bad sprain. My whole foot is black and blue, with swelling and it's numb.

    I mean I fucking kicked the shit out of myself! Pun intended!

    So yeah...just thought I'd post this because it's kinda funny and it makes you think the next time you decide to do pole tricks and pole work with no shoes. Or maybe I'm just an idiot! Who knows...
    -Toronto Baby!

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    Default Re: I have discovered a reason why stripper shoes ARE PRACTICAL!!!

    Good lesson! Banging bare feet on a metal pole isn't pleasant.

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    Default Re: I have discovered a reason why stripper shoes ARE PRACTICAL!!!

    owie. Yeah, i always wear shoes when practicing. Patent ones help with climing and inverts, anyway.

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    It's wierd, because I never thought anything of dancing barefoot. And I see other dancers do it all the time! But I'm telling you, I'm really fucked up! LoL!
    -Toronto Baby!

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    Default Re: I have discovered a reason why stripper shoes ARE PRACTICAL!!!

    Awe! Your poor toe!

    I can't do pole tricks period, and I certainly can't imagine doing them barefoot! Ice it and keep it elevated until you get to a doc.... poor girl




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    Default Re: I have discovered a reason why stripper shoes ARE PRACTICAL!!!

    That sucks!

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    So I went to the doctor's office this morning and I've sprained my toe. Thank God cause I wasn't sure if I had done worse damage. But yeah, this is a good lesson to those who dance barefoot - and there are a lot of you out there!
    -Toronto Baby!

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    Default Re: I have discovered a reason why stripper shoes ARE PRACTICAL!!!

    Ouch! At least you didn't break it though.

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    Default Re: I have discovered a reason why stripper shoes ARE PRACTICAL!!!

    They are also good it there's a flood in the bathroom!

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    Default Re: I have discovered a reason why stripper shoes ARE PRACTICAL!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Bubble View Post
    They are also good it there's a flood in the bathroom!
    ...save the heels !!!
    Last edited by WiseGuy_TX; 12-01-2007 at 07:12 AM.
    "Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."

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    Default Re: I have discovered a reason why stripper shoes ARE PRACTICAL!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by WiseGuy_TX View Post
    ...save the heels !!!
    That made me smile

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    Default Re: I have discovered a reason why stripper shoes ARE PRACTICAL!!!

    They're also fabulous for changing ceiling lights.


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    Default Re: I have discovered a reason why stripper shoes ARE PRACTICAL!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Bubble View Post
    They are also good it there's a flood in the bathroom!
    That's awsome!!! LMAO!!!!
    -Toronto Baby!

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    Default Re: I have discovered a reason why stripper shoes ARE PRACTICAL!!!

    ...and for getting stuff off high shelves. I always notice this when I take my shoes off at the end of the night. I put stuff on top of my locker and then when I'm barefoot I can't reach it anymore.

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