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    Ok...so it's a little late for this....but anybody come up with any good pranks? I usually look forward to this day (I know, I sound like i'm an 8th grader). I told my man I was pregnant, but he kept making me look right into his eyes and say it and I couldn't keep a straight face. Oh, and i told my little brother and his 2 friends that one of the worst teachers at their school had died in her sleep. They believed it. I know, that's taking it a little far saying somebody died.

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    I was stuck working my Movie Wench job.... so the best I could do was randomly tell folks they had overdue balances of $87.34 or that they were charged for not rewinding their DVDs. I actually got a lot of folks with the latter joke. Sad.
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    ha i didnt even KNOW it was april fools day! (i never keep up with the date anymore!)

    i didnt realize until my b/f told me that the kittens were coughing up blood. i was like "oh no!" and in that annoying tone, he said, "APPRILLL FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS"

    I Was like "oh man" because i didnt even know. or else i would of like wrote something on his forehead with a marker or something when he was sleeping the day before the 'fools day'.

    but what i did was, just say alot of mean jokes to my b/f then when he got upset, id jus add a "aprriilll foooools'. haha he was quite annoyed. lol.
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    I dont get it. These arent silly, fun pranks. these are really mean things. Telling your bf your pregnant? Telling you that the kittens are throwing up blood? These things are really cruel.
    Arent april folls pranks supposed to be fun and silly?

    I wouldnt speak to my bf the rest of the day if he were so assanine to tell me that my kittens were sick. Thats nothing to joke about.

    I dunno....I just would never want to cause distress to someone I loved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by funlatina82 View Post
    Ok...so it's a little late for this....but anybody come up with any good pranks? I usually look forward to this day (I know, I sound like i'm an 8th grader). I told my man I was pregnant, but he kept making me look right into his eyes and say it and I couldn't keep a straight face. Oh, and i told my little brother and his 2 friends that one of the worst teachers at their school had died in her sleep. They believed it. I know, that's taking it a little far saying somebody died.
    Hehe..I told my husband i was pregnant . I couldn't keep it for more than a minute though. I suck at lying!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaylinn View Post
    I dont get it. These arent silly, fun pranks. these are really mean things. Telling your bf your pregnant? Telling you that the kittens are throwing up blood? These things are really cruel.
    Arent april folls pranks supposed to be fun and silly?

    I wouldnt speak to my bf the rest of the day if he were so assanine to tell me that my kittens were sick. Thats nothing to joke about.

    I dunno....I just would never want to cause distress to someone I loved.



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    Well damn, I think I agree with Kaylinn. Except for Paige, the faking pregnancy and kitten coughig up blood is a bit mean.

    Oh well, at least it wasn't me! I didn't do any jokes, and neither did hubby. Maybe we're getting old?

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    I honestly don't see it as that cruel. But i have a very twisted sense of humor.

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    I think the Jerky Boys or Crank Yankers did something like this....

    But I've always wanted to call my buddy from a pay phone and using some lame accent say something like ... "Who the F! do you think you are? Just because I'm a cab driver you think you can F! my wife?!?" Then abruptly hang up and call him a cab.

    Unfortunately he wasn't home this year, but oh well there's always next year.
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    Quote Originally Posted by verfolgung View Post
    I think the Jerky Boys or Crank Yankers did something like this....

    But I've always wanted to call my buddy from a pay phone and using some lame accent say something like ... "Who the F! do you think you are? Just because I'm a cab driver you think you can F! my wife?!?" Then abruptly hang up and call him a cab.

    Unfortunately he wasn't home this year, but oh well there's always next year.
    LOL! That's brilliant
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    Quote Originally Posted by verfolgung View Post
    I think the Jerky Boys or Crank Yankers did something like this....

    But I've always wanted to call my buddy from a pay phone and using some lame accent say something like ... "Who the F! do you think you are? Just because I'm a cab driver you think you can F! my wife?!?" Then abruptly hang up and call him a cab.

    Unfortunately he wasn't home this year, but oh well there's always next year.
    haha. it took me another time to read thios to get it - but hehe thats funny i wanna do that someday - LOL! as long as im there to see him freak out!LOL

    anyways ya its a bit mean to say sutff like yer preg or in my case, kittens throwing up bloood...but who cares. haha i mean the person will only be like "AHHH!" for a few seconds, until you go "APPPRIILLL FOOOOOLS!"

    it WUD be mean if u said something like 'oh yer dad called cuz he cudnt get a hold of you. yer mom...has passed away.' THAT wud be mean. lol.
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    I told my grandma that I was pregnant, but that I wasn't sure if it was mine or not. That double take was priceless.

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    ^^^^^I love that one!!! I'll have to try that on my mom sometime.

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    My husband got my stepson, good! My stepson "M" is a World of Warcraft player, and absolutely lives for that game. Here is what he saw when he tried to play on April Fools Day:

    'We regret to inform all of our loyal players that Microsoft Corp. has purchased the World of Warcraft franchise and will no longer be offer this as an online game experience.

    We thank you all for playing...Now go get a life.

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    "M" was about in tears until his dad let him in on the joke. The attached image is what 'M' saw when he tried to open W.O.W. on Sunday.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Paris View Post
    My husband got my stepson, good! My stepson "M" is a World of Warcraft player, and absolutely lives for that game. Here is what he saw when he tried to play on April Fools Day:



    "M" was about in tears until his dad let him in on the joke. The attached image is what 'M' saw when he tried to open W.O.W. on Sunday.


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