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    Default April 30th

    In American time, April 30th (May1st here) I will finally... FINALLY.. be fucking divorced.

    TEQUILA SHOOTERS FOR ALL!

    I've applied FOUR times and my ex finally ended up extorting me for money since he knew I needed this for immigration!

    I told him I'd give him 1000 if he divorced me, finally.

    I didn't tell him what currency it would be in.



    PS: I love Vietnamese money.


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    ^^LOL you evil gal lol..







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    Very nice. Congratulations.

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    Whatta turd! Congratulations LM
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post


    1000 Vietnamese Dong = 6 cents USD!

    Very nice. Congratulations.
    Yeah but it cost me $7 to get the damn currency converted!! D:

    But he still gets six cents.

    Best $7 I EVER spent.

    Edit: Also, do you know how hard it is to procure 1000 dong? It's such a small amount, the notes are usually only 20k or higher.


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    That is sooooo awesome lilith...hope it goes smoothly....he signed everything he needed to, right? That way he can't go and try something else....then again, you could always send him another few cents...that's so funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xbloodydewdropx View Post
    That is sooooo awesome lilith...hope it goes smoothly....he signed everything he needed to, right? That way he can't go and try something else....then again, you could always send him another few cents...that's so funny.
    I called the court... everything is signed and sealed.. and since I'm a silent party, the judge will be finalizing the divorce that day.


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    lol 7cents! your genius!!!

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    Congrats you evil genius!!! On April 30th we shall all have a celebretory shot in your honor!
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    [email protected]!!! that's the best thing i've ever heard. girl, you amaze, amuse, and confuddle the bewillies out of me. the fact that you ever CAme UP with that- you go!!!!

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    Ooohhh I hope that he doesn't find this page and see your little ploy. I love what you did!

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    Genius! Congrats!!

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    To new beginnings
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    So was Vietnamese currency the cheapest you could find?

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    Maybe he can buy himself a new personality! That's what he gets for fucking with a stripper goddammit.

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    congratulations! i know how difficult getting it finalized can be. i'm going thru my 2nd D right now. thankfully, this one's very amicable (and it's still taking close to a year though).

    i loooove the $0.06 ~ 1000 smack-across-his-face! that's just frickin' awesome. serves the little fugger, right. i seem to remember some of the issues you had against the pos.

    congrats again!

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    Congrats baby girl! He sounds like a total douchebag, so finally getting rid of him is going to feel SO good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hatshepsut View Post
    Ooohhh I hope that he doesn't find this page and see your little ploy. I love what you did!
    It's too late.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hatshepsut View Post
    So was Vietnamese currency the cheapest you could find?
    Yup. I went to 6 exchange places and it was the best they could do.

    They also got a HUGE kick out of it when I said what it was for.


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    Did the divorce lawyers like your little ploy too?

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    There are no lawyers. We just both agreed to file and it's entirely into the judge's hand.

    Besides... I'm fairly certain that since he ASKED for 1000 to divorce me because he knew I needed it to immigrate to Australia (Ie: EXTORTION) that they'd be more than happy with what I'm doing seeing as what he asked was illegal.


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    I love omissions and assumptions!

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    Congrats, happy divorce!!!

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    That's ingenious! I laughed so hard it put me in tears.

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    hmmmm.

    I thought you were already devorced....

    Married and engaged? You Ho!

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