Just a funny story... so the other night I join some other dancers and a guy at the bar for a lil break, and halfway thru my cig then they leave and the guy turns out to be kinda a patronizing pill, utterly opposed to getting a dance. I deliver the pitch notwithstanding, and he smugly declines like, 'oh you don't have anything I haven't seen before'. So I'm all blase like 'Funny you say that, because actually I think I do... *lean in/whisper* I have 3 nipples' *sip drink and drag cig nonchalantly*
Guy looks like this nowstaring at my chest like he expects a third tit to suddenly pop out LOL Then he thinks I'm bluffing, so I promise a full refund on any dances if I'm lying. He STILL didn't get a dance but he did tip me for 'getting him good' hehe
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And I wasn't lying BTW, anyone else here rockin a 3rd?



staring at my chest like he expects a third tit to suddenly pop out LOL Then he thinks I'm bluffing, so I promise a full refund on any dances if I'm lying. He STILL didn't get a dance but he did tip me for 'getting him good' hehe
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