ok so i use to work with this girl who was kinda crude but she was so funny and really daring.she would do almost anything to make me laugh
my absolute farvorite prank ever
ya know those little debbie fudge brownies w/nuts?
well she would form them into turds and place them in different places thru-out the bar oh my fuck it was hillariuos!
one time this one guy that was at the stage and wasnt tipping so she reached in her purse and got a brownie turd and held it behind her back . she tells him YOU BETTER FUCKING TIP OR IM GONNA POOP ON YOU!! so he just sits there looking stupid so then she kinda digs in shorts and throws the brownie at him.he jumps up and yell SHE JUST THRU SHIT AT ME.the bartender pays no attendtion 2 him so he yells WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU to the girl,she says nothing walks over to the brownie picks it up and takes a bite the guy starts gaging and runs out of bar it was so funny i actually pittled
ok so you might be thinking wtf? what club wood put up with that?
it wasnt really like a club more like a old riggity trailor they would hire any girl that was willing 2 strip most girls were ugly old skanks there was an one armed inbread girl and another girl who had a glass eye and when she got to drunk it would fall out and roll around the stage but there was always a few pretty girls and when there was money there we banked easily
definitely the worst dive ive ever worked at but all so the funniest



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