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    Well, it took slightly less than a year of dancing for some jealous petty bitch to start spreading lies about me. This girl literally looks like a man, and has been at the club forever but according to a floorman usually only sells 2 dances a night. So on Sunday night, she went around telling everyone that I was grabbing guys' dicks right out on the floor! WTF? I sell dances because I'm hot, persistent and generally good at flirting and charming people into doing whatever I want; I don't need to grab anyone's dick to get a dance or a room, thank you very much.

    I did say something to the manager that was working that night, just b/c I'm a fan of nipping shit like that in the bud before it causes more drama. I was just like "here's what's going around, and I want to make sure you know it's bullshit." He laughed and said he knows what goes on, and that this girl says stuff like that about everyone, and that I should just ignore it.

    As luck would have it, the rotation was such that she went onstage right after me all night, so I had fun flirting with everyone at the tip rail while I was onstage, and then taking guys away from the stage for LDs (without grabbing anyone's dick ) while she was dancing. Normally I wouldn't do that and think it's rude, but hey--if you're going to talk shit about me, you're fair game for anything. I ended up having a really good night once I decided to use that shit as motivation instead of letting it get me down.

    Last week another girl and I jokingly decided that there are three steps that indicate you're officially no longer a newbie--you make your first grand in a night, you look at the outfits you were wearing when you started dancing and go "what was I thinking??", and someone feels threatened by you and starts spreading lies that you're doing extras. So according to that, I've got it!

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    go you! heh.. im a fan of girls spreading things.. if they want to.. makes them look catty and hey, whats the saying? bad publicity is still publicity!

    Love it!

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    funny you should reply--the quote in your sig actually popped into my head after I heard her saying that!

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    cool. that makes me a bona fide stripper too! yay!
    but im temporarily retired. boo...
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    God I remember the first time a girl tried to spread shit about me, I was pissed. There are always going to be those jealous b****es who want to make up excuses for why you're making money when they aren't. I don't let it get to me anymore. And I also know better than to believe anything being said about another dancer.

    There was the rumor that I was an undercover FBI agent though. Don't know where that came from. I think some girls were a little extra stoned that day. I took it as a compliment, maybe because I have good hygiene? I don't know.
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