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    Default I want to get a fake wedding ring!

    Due to the horrendously high himbo population when I go out clubbing or other social events, I want to buy a fake wedding ring. I'm hoping that a quick flash of cubic zirconia and sterling silver will ward off the vapid, room-temperature IQ guys who I don't even want to waste the breath of telling off.

    Problem is, I don't know dick about engagement and wedding rings. I'm planning to go to Claire's or evesaddiction.com for something cheap yet authentic-looking. Should I get a simple band, or a rock? Don't they come in sets of 2, one for the engagement and one for the wedding? What would really get the message across?

    I don't know any of this because I don't wear diamonds for ethical and practicality reasons. I know the horrendously inflated prices of diamonds. I'd rather have an engagement car payment or an engagement Alienware laptop or something that I'll actually use.

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    Default Re: I want to get a fake wedding ring!

    Don't worry about the ring.

    The men never care, they'll still try shit.


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    Sadly, LM is right. Hell, even TELLING them you're married doesn't stop them. See my most recent rant.

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    Default Re: I want to get a fake wedding ring!

    I have a diamond ring that I wear on "the finger" sometimes to get guys to fuck off when I'm out... It seems to help a LITTLE bit... Really, it doesn't matter what you decide on. If they think to check "the finger", they'll see it and move on rather quickly.
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    Well, my aunt used to do this and it worked very well for her. The level of accosting went way down. Couldn't hurt to try since you are after all just buying a very cheap knock-off...

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    I wouldn't worry about the "engagement" ring, just get a plain band. Plenty of women don't wear their engagement rings after they're married because they don't want to damage them. There will still be some assholes hitting on you though.

    When I was married, this exchange took place every time I went out with friends:
    Him: <insert cheesy come-on>
    Me: No, thanks, I'm married.
    Him: Oh... are you HAPPILY married?

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    Yeah..my wedding ring never stops the dillholes. They arent lookng for a relationship after all...just a fuck. And being married doesnt translate to them that they cant score...esp if the man isnt around.
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    Default Re: I want to get a fake wedding ring!

    If you want try qvc's dimonique line it may ne a tad more then you want to spend but you will get something you will enjoy set in precious metal.

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    Default Re: I want to get a fake wedding ring!

    plain bands are cheap! Any department store will have them for about 40 bucks if that. I wouldn't worry about the diamond either, the band works better.
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    I got my gold band from a jeweler for $60. We can't afford anything more right now or even before, but it's enough. Plus when I work on cars it doesn't get in the way.

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    $40? Fuck that. I'll blow $15 max at Claire's.

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    Default Re: I want to get a fake wedding ring!

    Quote Originally Posted by Hatshepsut View Post
    Due to the horrendously high himbo population when I go out clubbing or other social events, I want to buy a fake wedding ring.

    LMFAO at the term himbo That is a new one for me!

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    Default Re: I want to get a fake wedding ring!

    I don't think Claire's sells plain gold bands, I guess you could try to find a "diamond" ring there, but I would check out department stores first, they are usually having sales where you can buy either CZ or glass rings that will look more real and last longer than anything from Claire's.
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    Default Re: I want to get a fake wedding ring!

    evesaddiction.com has some pretty fancy stuff too, like Tiffany knockoffs.

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    Default Re: I want to get a fake wedding ring!

    seriously, the ring doessnt mean sht to most guys. i get the "hapily married?" question all the time. often, i just resort to being an evil bitch.

    him:how you doin' tonight baby? whats your name?
    me: i'm MARRIED, and say hello to the FIFTY THREE DIAMONDS ON MY RING FINGER!
    him: i'm just trying to get to know you for the night
    me: o really? because my husbands FIST would LOVE to get to know your face.

    or, if i'm feeling tired of the witty banter:
    him: (stupid pick up lilne)
    me:FUCK OFF, you're not worthy of speaking to me.

    or, if they're really persistant:
    me: ya know, normally guys pay me about 20 dollars for 5 minutes of my time, so either pay up or go away.

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    Yep! I wear one I got at charlotte russe for 5$ or something. it's huge, and it gets me left alone, even though it's sooooo fake!

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