Oh I'm a fricken dipshit.... *turns them back on*





Oh I'm a fricken dipshit.... *turns them back on*
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
Child it's still not working!





wtf... they went wonky on me.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success





Goooot it![]()
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
I was jealous of her looks, I admit. I've always wondered what it was like to be the object of beauty and desire by so many people. Perhaps that's why I enjoyed stripping. During those years, I WAS that beauty queen, l,ooked at as this hot chick who got what she wanted through her womanly wiles. In truth, I'm just an average looking dork.
She naturally HAD that magnetism, people just drooled over her photos, and in real life, I'm told. Its intoxicating. But I guess if that's always been the case, its hard to appreciate it.
"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
Originally Posted by Mia M
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