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    Default Ok, help me out here...

    In about 4 more hours the owner of this huge old house I am renting the loft in is coming to look at the bathroom.

    He is suddenly here from San Diego, and wants to put a door or wall in the bathroom to keep the storage area there from getting damp from when you take a shower.

    Whatever, I could care less about that.

    Here's the deal--since it's him, the owner, not the weird anal live-in manager who gives me the creeps and hates cats, I want to offer an extra deposit for him to waive the 'No Pets' clause in the lease, so I can...

    GET A KITTY!

    So send me good Karmic waves, pray to Jesus, tune up your psychic powers, keep your fingers crossed, whatever.

    I'm going to have a big wad of cash in my hand, I've learned over the years that waving money at people makes them want to take it.

    But I'm a slob and I should be cleaning now so he'll want to co-operate, not think it's a bad idea because the place is already a mess, lol! So back to work for me...
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    : Sending you good vibes and good luck! And yes, scrub the joint down!

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    Get to scrubbing and I'm sending kitty-positive vibes your way!

    i may be getting another myself(shhh...dont tell hubby yet). there a sweet little male kitten that been hanging around. He cries for me to go out and feed him and he lets me pet him a bit now....wont let me pick him up yet. hes an intact male(though still very young I think) and I'm letting him and my other male get aquiainted through the screens before I try bringing him in...hopefully I will avoid most of the introduction issues(fighting, spraying,etc..) that way. If nothing else...I hope to be able to neuter him and adopt him out if for some reason I cant keep him(issues above that I'm trying to avoid).

    I'll catch him for you Djoser if you want him! I may come down in a few weeks..........lol!
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    Sending good vibes!

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    Good luck! Get that kitty!!



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    Kitty and I are purring for you Joser! Good luck.

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    I'm sending good kitty vibes your way!


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    I am sending you good kitty vibes!!! So are my naughties!!!!! Good Luck

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    Thanks so much, everyone--but it's a no go.

    At least he was pleased at the shape the place was in, though, so my creepy anal site manager will have to stay off my ass, lol...
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    Wah...what could someone have against little kitties?? Sorry....
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    What? Why not!?

    I'm sad.



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    Quote Originally Posted by cameronfl View Post
    Wah...what could someone have against little kitties?? Sorry....
    They grow into cats for one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    Thanks so much, everyone--but it's a no go.

    At least he was pleased at the shape the place was in, though, so my creepy anal site manager will have to stay off my ass, lol...
    ...dang, i was hoping too. Did you have a name picked out yet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blade View Post
    They grow into cats for one.
    heh... yea.. im with you on this. (sorry Djoser!) im an animal lover but i abhor cats. maybe i should say im an animal-minus-cats lover?

    Love it!

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    Aww, bummer! - I was just getting my good vibes shaped up for you <<< OMG what did I just say?! O-: ha

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    LOL...

    I understand the cat thing, but you have to raise the kitten like you would a puppy. Then they will come when you call them, fetch, etc.

    I was thinking I would call her 'Artemisia', after the queen of Halicarnassus, which of course would have to be shortened to 'Misia'. But that sounds dumb, so it would have been 'Mishka' after one of my favorite dancers--and as Katrine will tell you, it means 'mouse' or 'little bear'.

    A cat called 'mouse', I love it--but it'll have to wait a bit longer.


    His problem was that he didn't want the precedent--then everyone will want kitties and doggies, etc.

    I fucked up, though, I went down with the trash after cleaning up, there he was, so I said come on up early. I didn't have the bunch of benjamins ready to wave in his face--I think that miught have worked better.
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    Damn.

    I've had cats and dogs all my life. I've never had a single problem with cats. I don't really understand what people have against cats. They require proper discipline like all animals/children, but don't have NEAR the destructive power of, say, dogs, for example. Dogs have nearly destroyed my home before!

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    I can see both sides. I was always a Dog Person, until I saved my first kitty China Doll from a tree and was instantly smitten. Now I'm a Cat Person, too.

    Cats, if they aren't raised correctly, will just sit there looking at you when you are trying to get them to come to you, so you can pet them or give them a treat. Which, when you are used to a dog, is quite frustrating.

    Well, if I have a cat, it's going to come when I call it. But I can sort of understand the cat's point of view, too. "What, do I look like a fucking dog? I'm trying to take a nap right now. No, I'm tired of those cereal/meat by-product treats, do you have some of that 16 oz steak you wouldn't give me any of last night instead?"

    Dogs are great, but would you want to be one? Always slavishly following Master everywhere he goes, chasing a spit-covered chewed up ball around for 3 hours a day, licking his hand right after he whacks you with it, eagerly gobbling up cereal meat by-products while the rest of the family has steak.

    When I get a house with a yard I'll have a dog, too. But until then it's a cat for me, one that will fetch.

    But not quite yet, I guess...
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    Oh, I want both. I love dogs for being big old slobbery following you around messes. And cats for being so fucking French.

    I want, like, 5 of each. I'm just too busy/selfish.

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    My cat fetches! its halarious! He only does it with a ball of foil or a hair dilly! Ive never seen that before but apparently it can be done! Sorry you couldnt get a kitty though.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    A cat called 'mouse', I love it--but it'll have to wait a bit longer.
    well I think you've answered your own question... just tell him you got a Mouse.

    as long as the cat responds to "Mouse," you'll be in the clear...

    no, seriously though, I'm sorry this didn't work out for you...

    then again, who says anal apt. site manager-man has to KNOW anything... as long as it's an indoor cat and you have someone close to you who can take the cat/litterbox/evidence of cat on day's notice in case of apt. checks/alarm installations/rent bullshit, then it's not as if they bark and will alert people to their presence... eh, get a rat and you'll have just as much fun.

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    My main problem with cats is a simple one. I'm allergic to the lil bastards, so therefore I hates kitties to pieces.

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