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    Perhaps because it was just spring break...
    but we have had SO many of these young guys (25 and under) coming in, getting drunk but not tipping. The bar doesn't want them kicked out because they are buying drinks.
    Whenever I have to turn in ones, I have to go to the bar. They get in front of me, saying "Hey come party with us!" or "Can I have your number?" or "So what's your real name?" ARGH! SO ANNOYING! I tried hustling a few of them, no luck. They just say stupid stuff like "Yeah, we're just hanging out. But do you want to come over to my buddy's party after work?" I just wanna say: "Yeah, well I'm just WORKING and you are in a STRIP CLUB, so pay up. And NO, I wouldn't hang out with you if you were the last person on earth!" Grrr. End rant.

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    I can't stand them. My current club is rife with these young blokes. And then they don't understand why you are sitting with some "dirty old man."

    I believe this is now epidemic in the strip club industry and it is slowly killing the business.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KaliThorne View Post
    And then they don't understand why you are sitting with some "dirty old man."
    Very true, I've hustled many of young guys and they say the same thing like, "man I saw you sitting over there with that old guy, doesn't that creep you out" I just smile and say, "no because when older men come into the club, they actually come to spend MONEY on me...not kick it, not get my phone number" Then when I ask the young guys for a dance and they say No, I say, "and you see why I keep sitting with those old men" then I wink and I'm off







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    I HATE having to deal with lame ass broke kids. I'm so over playing 20 questions with some frat boy who wants me to 'work' for his dollar. Dude, I'm not here looking for a date, I'm here to make money. Bring on the older guys that are there to spend!

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    Ugh, I shouldn't have read this post til after tonight. I am working Friday night which I hardly ever do - too many young guys!!

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    Oh...I hear ya, I hear ya. While I prefer that the club be filled with guys of means, sometimes the younger and less affluent guys tip on stage and are nice...then, I have no problem with them. But then the other ones...bleh...for example the guy who I ran into a couple of weeks ago...

    Him: "Yo, baby, you hot! Come on over here with me and my boyz...."

    Me: "Sure...hi there, would you like a dance?"

    Him: "Nah, I'm not here for that...but you can come chill with us. You need a ride home? I have my own car..."

    Me: *Rolls eyes* "Me too."

    Him: *Incredulous Smile* "Nah, you're playin'!"

    Me: *Walks away.*

    Why do they assume that it's weird for a dancer to have her own car? If they ask if I want to hang out with them, I don't mind it so much. However, if they don't accept my answer, it annoys the hell out of me. The last thing I want to do after work is party, especially with guys I don't know. My constant party phase ended more than five years ago. A good book and some tea or cocoa, even a movie or a night with a friend or sister is what I want to do.....
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    They are a subculture but one can take solace in the fact that someday they will become the old guys they now bitch about. But until then, I like to refer to them as "yo yo wassup, baggy pants wearin', boxer shorts showin', backwards baseball cap, no money motherfuckers".

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    Yeah, and I love it when they come request stuff the guys with money will hate, too. "Yo, dog, hook me up!"

    We've been getting a lot of spring breakers in the last month or so, so it's been a bit annoying.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xbloodydewdropx View Post

    Him: "Nah, I'm not here for that...but you can come chill with us. You need a ride home? I have my own car..."




    You have your own car? OMG, how bout I suck your dick on the way home too!!!

    Do guys really think that'll work? If you feel the need to mention you have your very own car, you are not date-able. Sorry...that only works in high school.

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    ^^^ the even sadder part is that these McDonalds money young 'kids' and their, shall we say, 'immature, unsophisticated' behavior in clubs, tends to drive away older customers !

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    I'm in a college town, so it is not uncommon to see an invasion of frat guys celebrating birthdays or doing some kind of initiation thing. Annoying as hell.

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    A savvy club owner realizes that the momentum must shift when the crowd is the younger party set. At that time the DJ needs to push the stage tipping hard and pep up the energy in the club to get the dollars flowing. Then they should randomly announce a 2/1 so that the crowd knows that they have to be spending on the girls to be in the club, yet have the spending be affordable.

    You are rarely going to sell VIP's or $100 worth of private dances to this kind of crowd, but some may buy the 2/1, and if the DJ is good at getting 2/3 of the crowd to tip on stage, the dollars can add up and a potential $70 night could be increased to $200 or so.

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    my favorite thing in the world is when they try to pull you close to them/hug you/whatever with their erection on your leg all while spewing some shit about how hot you are. so you ask for a dance and they say one of these responses..

    "oh.. i will later... i got you baby, don't worry, i got you, come have a drink first"

    "is that all you care about? getting a dance?"

    "first tell me what you're doing later..."

    I'M DOING YOUR FUCKING MOM, YOU DOUCHEBAG.

    yeah. young fucking wanna be Gs with no money are my FAVORITE (note: sarcasm) customers ever. they're right under nasty fucking filthy perverts with rape mentality.

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    My advice to new dancers is that as well. If two customers walk through the door, one is a young guy, the other, an old guy. Talk to the old guy first. Statistically, you have a better chance of making money from him. Now that doesn't mean every young guy doesn't have money, there's the occasional one that comes in to blow his paycheck.

    From a DJ standpoint, one of the ways to control the amount of young guys in a club, stop playing the music they love. Mainly, new hip hop. Most older guys don't like it, they deal with it sometimes. Sometimes they leave. Play & dance to music that caters to the older crowd.

    Personally, I try to cater to the crowd that is spending money. If I got a bunch of old guys sitting at the bar doing squat, but some young dude is sitting at the stage throwing ones, I'll play hip-hop.

    Unfortunately, about 80% of dancers that I work with ONLY WANT hip-hop & rap. A good dancer should be able to dance to anything. But I'll still have a dancer give me a look when I play her some rock even though the club is full of old white guys. I've had to prove to girls, when I play rap to a bunch of old white guys, they don't get tipped as much as when I play music catering to the crowd. This is why most clubs have DJ's, not jukeboxes. That's what our job is, to create that party environment to help the girls & club maximize their money.

    I hear the girls side of the argument all the time, "I move so good to my music, the guys won't care what I dance too". Really, then why aren't you making any money? The best example I give is, if there was a club of full of hot imported German, Czech, Polish women, but they only danced to Polka. And Polka was all the club played. Do you really think that club would be packed all the time? In our area, when a club plays nothing but hip hop, all it draws are the young club thugs. Eventually, the girls leave because they're not making any money. So they go to another club...And what to they tell the DJ? I only dance to hip-hop. Don't they ever learn?

    Now don't get me wrong, I love all types of music, including hip hop. But I'm at the club to make money, not party. When it's later in the night, and most of the older guys have gone home to bed, and that's all you have to work with is younger guys, that's when you should cater to that crowd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pretty_Penny View Post
    I'M DOING YOUR FUCKING MOM, YOU DOUCHEBAG.
    I would LOVE to see a girl say that. It would make my night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cinammonkisses View Post
    Very true, I've hustled many of young guys and they say the same thing like, "man I saw you sitting over there with that old guy, doesn't that creep you out" I just smile and say, "no because when older men come into the club, they actually come to spend MONEY on me...not kick it, not get my phone number" Then when I ask the young guys for a dance and they say No, I say, "and you see why I keep sitting with those old men" then I wink and I'm off
    Oh I hate that! I ended up saying, "No, it creeps me out more when young guys with no money try to get free sex off of me because they think they're speshul. At least the older men know how to TREAT a lady!"


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    ^^^^^ Exactly!

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    Three young guys sit at stage, hoot, hollar, make stupid comments. Not a dime from them. After about ten minutes of this (small club, and longer sets), they finally manage to gather four bucks between the three of them, and place it in front of the guy in the middle. Right before I get to them, a reg comes over and puts down a ten-spot. I change course, the young irritants get pissed, scoop up their dollars, and leave the stage. Oh, oh, I think I feel a tear...oh it stings my eye....oh, wait a minute, there's another ten...
    Thank god I worked the early show, by the time the next shift came in, the young-uns had taken over the stage rail, and they had chased all the good paying regs away. Last I looked, there was one hot girl and three dollars on the stage, with a full rail.

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    My "market" is young guys and don't underestimate how much they will spend. I have had young guys spend up to $500 on me so I never assume they dont have money. I dont seem to do well with older men anyway, they seem too smart to part with their money as easily.

    I cant really comment on the stage tipping coz we do not really have that culture here - they pay $20 for a full-nude stage dance but people dont generally tip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Rich View Post
    A good dancer should be able to dance to anything.
    You can defiantely say that again. I mean I know what I prefer, but I CAN and will dance to whatever a dj plays. Fuck, I can make some bluegrass sexy as fuck when I get on that stage







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    Quote Originally Posted by Nakedtruth View Post
    T Right before I get to them, a reg comes over and puts down a ten-spot. I change course, the young irritants get pissed, scoop up their dollars, and leave the stage.
    You shoudl've done a quick shimmey, smile and giggle, scoop up that money and then go over to that 10spot! That's what I woudl've done. The less you tip, the less of a show you get







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    Quote Originally Posted by cinammonkisses View Post
    , "man I saw you sitting over there with that old guy, doesn't that creep you out"
    I HATE when they say that! Like, am I supposed to relate to them because they're closer to my age? So, I'm supposed to laugh along with them while they're insulting customers who actually PAY? I don't think so!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cinammonkisses View Post
    I can make some bluegrass sexy as fuck when I get on that stage
    Hahaha. Now that's sexy just imagining it. I'd gladly pay to see you slithering your hot bod to Ricky Skaggs.

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    I was just talking with another SWer about this, it's why I started boycotting weekend nights. Too many youngens, and I admit, I don't have the patience to deal with their drunken slobbering rambling about how "great we'de be together" how they could "be the best I'd ever had" or that I should "come back and kick it at their place tonight" blah blah gag.

    Give me the lonely old guy who just wants to have some hot woman wiggling around on him and then go home any day!

    Too much work for too little of a result, I can't be bothered with the young guys.

    ETA: I forgot all about this, funny story... this one guy would not buy a dance from me, kept calling me over to "talk" to me...then asked me why I never wanted to sit and talk to him. Instead of giving him the obvious "I'm here to work" answer that would be totally lost on him I said "For me to be interested in you, you would need one of three very important elements, Money, Boobs or you're related to Angelina Jolie. I don't see any of those things happening here. Do you?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by ExoticEngineer View Post
    Instead of giving him the obvious "I'm here to work" answer that would be totally lost on him I said "For me to be interested in you, you would need one of three very important elements, Money, Boobs or you're related to Angelina Jolie. I don't see any of those things happening here. Do you?"
    Pretty perfect, EE. But how'd he react to that jibe?

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