Which Celebrity do you wish was a Stripper?




Beyonce (OMFG- I would be a broke ass sleeping on a street corner trick)
Vanessa Marcil
The Jessica Triplets (Alba, Simpson, Biel)
Megan Good
Vida Guerra
Shakira
in that order.![]()




I am going to assume you mean, based on looks. So, I will answer the question, "What celebrity would you like to see on stage in a strip club?" because, my personal choice in dancers is as much personality as looks and MOST (yeah, that's the word I'm going with) celebrities do not seem to have the personality that I would like to see on a stripper.
That said...
Most of MW's list is nice.I would add...
Emily Proctor
Katherine Heigl
ICE-T's wife (see >pink side< the lounge. Not that I have been reading it. )
Tricia Helfer
Ali Larter
ummm...these are all coming out blondes...did I do that? I can fix...
Kate Walsh
Shannon Elizabeth
Rose McGowan
Alyssa Milano
Ok..this is fun but I am starting to feel a bit creepy so I am gonna stop there. Thanks for the great question, Sophia.
-gen
"See, believe it or not (and I don't care whether you do), it's never been about the sex. I get sex at home, anytime, and we like it, and it's good for both of us. No, my stripclub experience has been about acceptance, and affirmation, and desirability...There have been some women who have a personality that just clicks with mine, and in the faux-sex atmosphere of the club, it's a mix that is completely seductive." - Jay Zeno
Ok, these ones should have been a strippers years ago
Goldie Hawn...
Helen Hunt
Mortisha (adams family, can't remember her full name Cathrine something I think)
anyone seen Supernova, Rockstar last year, Storm on there was one hot bitch...
Ok, as for any actresses, I'll think of some through out the day
There is no better buzz then busting a nut !!!



Paris Hilton - I heard she gives extras
Rachael Ray. She's adorable and her girl next door schtick is awesome. Hell, I'd even pay for her conversation cause she's so cute.
FBR
Once again I have embraced my addiction and have put off the moral dilemma to another day.




While we're on the subject of peeps with cooking shows...
I wouldn't mind pushing Giada De Laurentis' poop in just a tad. I've been told she has a big forehead. I would never know if she were in my favorite position.
Oh Crap! This thread is only about who we wouldn't mind seeing on a stage. Sorry.. got a lil carried away.
Giada comes across really sexy. I mean, she has a stripper face most junkies would love, shows cleavage on a cooking show and her hand movements are very, very deft and sexy especially when coupled with the voice over. But somehow, Rachael's wholesomeness and on camera innocence is more appealing to me. I'd like to think that I'm not fanticizing about corrupting her but somehow I believe that's exactly what it is.
FBR
Once again I have embraced my addiction and have put off the moral dilemma to another day.



After you screwed Rachael Ray, she could cook you dinner. She's a good choice.
Last edited by Bob_Loblaw; 04-08-2007 at 09:25 PM.





Erin Esurance
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Former SCJ now in rehab.





I'd have to go with the Jessica's (Biel, Simpson, Alba) and throw in a vote for:
Vanessa Minnillo http://www.xrock.fm/smokin/fame/vanessa.jpg
and
Nadine Velazquez (from My Name is Earl) http://freenet-homepage.de/hildegreg...lazquez_l4.jpg
Good choice JZ. I'm afraid in those circumstances I'd be forced to ask her what exactly goes on in VIP...Ann Hathaway's pretty hot. I wouldn't object to her taking some dollar bills from me.
Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.
William F. Buckley, Jr.




Most of my choices have already been named, but here are 2 more:
Maria Menounos and Brooke Burke![]()
If I could ever find a brunette dancer similar to those 2, I'd be a major PL 10000 times over.![]()
I'd do a vip with giada! And I love love love nicole kidmen
^^^
Didn't anyone else like Scarlett Johansson better back when she was cool rather than hot?
I have taught that the sky in all its zones is mortal and its substance was formed by a process of birth
^^^ I'd agree with that.


I would like a lap dance from a young Sophia Loren.




Is it too late to add another to my list?
Sela freaking Ward. What a lovely mature piece of quality ass.
Its never too late, MW
Rachael is my wanna bang gal of the moment. But if I had to pick another off the top of my head, I'd say Olivia Newton-John. Well, her in her youth. I just watched Grease again this weekend (for the bazillionth time). The skin tight leather outfit, poofed up curly hair and ciggy hanging out of her mouth was bad ass. I mean, she looked corruptable in the poodle skirt and surely her "Hopelessly Devoted to You" song indicated that she was interested in more than a class ring but when you get right down to it, that personna would have been too much work even for Danny.
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Once again I have embraced my addiction and have put off the moral dilemma to another day.
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Olivia Newton-John
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