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    So, last night, we had nothing better to do so we went to the local watering hole where they have Karaoke on Friday and Saturday nights. I only go for the bartender who seems to think the her tips will be in direct proportion to the amount of cleavage she shows. (I have done Nothing to reinforce this notion.) (Ok, that's a lie.) But I digress...

    There is an awesome guy on Saturday night named Mark the Shark. But on Friday, the guy, Bob,...well he isn't as good. So no one goes on Friday and no one sings. So Gen sang 5 songs.

    1. Baby got back, Sir Mix-a-lot. - a classic. I've been doing this one for years.
    2. Istanbul (Not Constantinople), They Might Be Giants - the wife requested it. the wife is weird.
    3. Maneater, Hall and Oates. - Another request. I didn't think I knew it but I must have heard it 5000 or so times as a youth because I acquitted myself well.
    4. You can call me Al, Paul Simon - Truly a moving song. It popped into my head as Bob searched for my signature song (Bad Touch, Bloodhound Gang) and could not locate it, so I did this instead. (I mentioned that Bob was bad, right?)
    5. Give it Away, Red Hot Chili Peppers - Gen had 8 Sugar Free Red Bulls and Grey Gooses. And when you are tipping a small time bartender like she is a dancer...well, there wasn't THAT much red bull...This is a great song to do when you are drunk...especially if you can summon some real or feigned anger to go with it.

    Anyway, as I was sitting there, massively intoxicated, I wondered if anyone ever talked about this on The Lounge. I mean, everything here has been done. twice. So I jotted down my "set list" and did an "Advanced Search" and here it is...my very on post on the Lounge. Not that I posted on the pink side. After all, I don't read the pink side. Nope. Not AT all.

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    *blinks*


    *CRB mumbles something about being tone deaf, then remembers oh yes I am tone deaf but I have rhythm.

    *CRB think it would have been fun to be there, but then the Empress would have coninually made fun of his singing ability.
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    You all know about my favorite -- Stripparaoke!
    Last edited by Susan Wayward; 09-15-2007 at 12:29 AM.

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    *coughs n looks around*

    I've never done karaoke.. ever... like... ever.. .nope.. not me.. not at all *cough*

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    GEN! BEST SONGS EVAR (ok so RHCP is good but not best but still!) damn!


    And no, I don't carrot-okay... but twin does, so I usually go along to cheer.
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    hahah... online karaoke is where it's at.

    http://www.singshot.com/

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    I am a karaoke goddess! Of course, being a musical theatre major with a strong vocal history, I can pull it off.


    However, I recently got permanently banned from a bar for getting the dj to play prince's "darling nikki", then getting up on the bar, pouring a drink on my boobies, then ripping my top off and singing it the whole song, on the bar. With choreography. My friend even tapped said travesty, luckily I have the mini tape it's on, so it'll be saved, privately....

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    i told you lola i want to see that!!!
    *tackles lola for the tape and runs away from her holding it high above lola's head*

    Love it!

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    I go karaoke with my duo partner every week!! Even though I can't sing she encourages me because she says it's about having fun, not singing.

    I discovered I can sing 'Santa Baby' PERFECTLY.

    FUN!

    PS: I can upload a drunk video of me singing moulin rouge if you want.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lola Rose View Post
    However, I recently got permanently banned from a bar for getting the dj to play prince's "darling nikki", then getting up on the bar, pouring a drink on my boobies, then ripping my top off and singing it the whole song, on the bar. With choreography. My friend even tapped said travesty, luckily I have the mini tape it's on, so it'll be saved, privately....
    Wow, Lola...just when I think you can't possibly get any hotter...

    -gen
    "See, believe it or not (and I don't care whether you do), it's never been about the sex. I get sex at home, anytime, and we like it, and it's good for both of us. No, my stripclub experience has been about acceptance, and affirmation, and desirability...There have been some women who have a personality that just clicks with mine, and in the faux-sex atmosphere of the club, it's a mix that is completely seductive." - Jay Zeno

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    I do it occasionally with friends in the city. After a few tasty adult beverages, I do a MEAN "Humpty Dance".
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    im a total karaoke addict. i used to go every night. now i dont. i go maybe once or twice in a week or two.




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    hey! Chrissy, NO FAIR!!!!!

    I hate being little sometimes

    and thanks Gen! I wan't even trying

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    A friend and I performed "I'm a Slave...For you" at a biker club on a dare.
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